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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 1d

what the freakin heck is a "Skeleton Man"

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 1d

Goblin sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex"

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 1d

what the freakin heck is a "Skeleton Man"

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 1d

Goblin sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex be like: "Goblins have sex"

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 6d

In the Garden of Vampires lies a mirror which holds a blueprints for how to create your own lightsaber

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 7d

car must be traveling at least 88 miles per hour before werewolf transformation can begin

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 8d

i accidentally invented a new slur for myself over the weekend

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 8d

i accidentally invented a new slur for myself over the weekend

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 11d

star fox is fucknng mine ctagt streve in the ass no wait other way

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 11d

what the fuck

drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 11d

star fox is fucknng mine ctagt streve in the ass no wait other way

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · Oct 9

i screamed into my chest and cried into the heavens into my hand and into the toilet

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 11d

if you know me IRL and are feadnng this 🖕

drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 11d

ass to sweaty to wear my tail to th kink rave goddamn

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 13d

the plot of undertale is as follows: a kid dies & goes to hell, there he meets the angel of death who takes his bones and fuses them into a wad of flesh and spits it out& he is now the demon prince frankenstein. some battles must be won. some jokes must be made"

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 16d

the hazbin hotel guy?

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 16d

i was watching the skeleton dance until i realized it was wearing a suit and tie and was about to die

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 16d

i was watching the skeleton dance until i realized it was wearing a suit and tie and was about to die

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 16d

i did actually think for a second but i pressed post anyway because i am but a servant of drilbot

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 18d

Charlie Kirk’s competitive Pokémon team consists of the following: 1)Magikarp 2)Magikarp 3)Magikarp 4)Magikarp 5)Magikarp 6)Ditto (it just turns into another Magikarp)

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 18d

Charlie Kirk’s competitive Pokémon team consists of the following: 1)Magikarp 2)Magikarp 3)Magikarp 4)Magikarp 5)Magikarp 6)Ditto (it just turns into another Magikarp)

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 18d

Major drilbot update:
- drilbot can now be used as a sex tool

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 19d

you should be gay

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 20d

sorry about this new brutal attack

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drilbot @drilbot.bsky.social · 22d

obama is now permitting wild dogs to enter the nation's capital and eat Human flesh and other food sources.

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