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The ghost of Christmas past has had enough of my shit
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The ghost of Christmas past has had enough of my shit
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Aargh! Go away!
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Aargh! Go away!
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i make Blazing Saddles every weekend
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
i make Blazing Saddles every weekend
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Marius, in his late 60's doing push-ups in the gymnasium: "unus, duo, tres, *notices some senators walking by* septuaginta novem, octoginta!"
November 16, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Marius, in his late 60's doing push-ups in the gymnasium: "unus, duo, tres, *notices some senators walking by* septuaginta novem, octoginta!"
You all need to stop making fun of Tom Nichols. It's a lot of effort to position yourself as the premier writer for the illiterate. Cut him some slack.
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
You all need to stop making fun of Tom Nichols. It's a lot of effort to position yourself as the premier writer for the illiterate. Cut him some slack.
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By changing only a single byte in the code of Mario Paint, the music composer will not stop at the end of the song and instead continue to play the entire contents of the console's memory as music.
October 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
By changing only a single byte in the code of Mario Paint, the music composer will not stop at the end of the song and instead continue to play the entire contents of the console's memory as music.
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It's time to repeal the lex Julia de civitate.
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
It's time to repeal the lex Julia de civitate.
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don't forget to tare the scale before weighing your options
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
don't forget to tare the scale before weighing your options
Guy with a headband: this is great for running :)
Guy with a bedhand: ah fuck my hand has turned into a bed, this is terribly inconvenient
Guy with a bedhand: ah fuck my hand has turned into a bed, this is terribly inconvenient
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Guy with a headband: this is great for running :)
Guy with a bedhand: ah fuck my hand has turned into a bed, this is terribly inconvenient
Guy with a bedhand: ah fuck my hand has turned into a bed, this is terribly inconvenient
Acab includes Tom, the Super Cop. Actually it probably includes him even more so than usual
November 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Acab includes Tom, the Super Cop. Actually it probably includes him even more so than usual
The Japanese say you have three faces. Which is not even close. Overestimated by a factor of 3, really shoddy work there.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
The Japanese say you have three faces. Which is not even close. Overestimated by a factor of 3, really shoddy work there.
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If you hold down your horn for 10-20 seconds, the other drivers will finally start to respect you—maybe even love you.
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If you hold down your horn for 10-20 seconds, the other drivers will finally start to respect you—maybe even love you.
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Finally, I can sleep soundly knowing that my family will be protected in the event that he releases another single instead of a full album.
May 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Finally, I can sleep soundly knowing that my family will be protected in the event that he releases another single instead of a full album.
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A lady walked into the Costco fridge like “brrrr omg it’s so cold.” Bitch this isn’t a fucking game this is Friday night Costco. Get it together.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
A lady walked into the Costco fridge like “brrrr omg it’s so cold.” Bitch this isn’t a fucking game this is Friday night Costco. Get it together.
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It must suck being wicked, I love rest
November 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
It must suck being wicked, I love rest
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i consumed so much content yesterday. 37 content. probably take it easy today.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i consumed so much content yesterday. 37 content. probably take it easy today.
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Baby was just doing one of my crosswords earlier...
November 15, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Baby was just doing one of my crosswords earlier...
premium users can also converse with satan
November 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
premium users can also converse with satan
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