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I am NOT tiresome
When it comes to the sex trafficking of children, getting away with it for decades in spite of the preponderance of evidence due to the dissolution of all shared social reality, etc, I have to say I respectfully disagree with that
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When it comes to the sex trafficking of children, getting away with it for decades in spite of the preponderance of evidence due to the dissolution of all shared social reality, etc, I have to say I respectfully disagree with that
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Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Another crisp fall day under the violent and oppressive pedophile regime
The flu and Covid vaccines make me feel like shit for three days every year. Can I get a vaccine for the freaking vaccine
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The flu and Covid vaccines make me feel like shit for three days every year. Can I get a vaccine for the freaking vaccine
Proudly breaking the Starbucks picket line to have diarrhea in the bathroom 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Proudly breaking the Starbucks picket line to have diarrhea in the bathroom 🫡
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11 Nov 2025
November 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
11 Nov 2025
When a reputation precedes you in your town as "Matt Shoelace", that's how you know you've made very good use of your life.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
When a reputation precedes you in your town as "Matt Shoelace", that's how you know you've made very good use of your life.
Tag yourself I'm "divided by"
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Tag yourself I'm "divided by"
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absolutely incredible legacy, no one like him
hearing reports out of Japan that Tatsuya Nakadai has passed away at 92. RIP to a legit legend.
November 11, 2025 at 4:01 AM
absolutely incredible legacy, no one like him
I bought the thing
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I bought the thing
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I probably won’t “primary every democrat.” That seems like a time consuming affair.
July 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I probably won’t “primary every democrat.” That seems like a time consuming affair.
Delighting in being mean, in the right way, is something like a religious experience to me
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Delighting in being mean, in the right way, is something like a religious experience to me
I'm getting a class action settlement payment from the company I used to use for mental health services. Probably because I have always had a perfect, unimpeachable mind.
November 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm getting a class action settlement payment from the company I used to use for mental health services. Probably because I have always had a perfect, unimpeachable mind.
When people tell you that Tubu is a good baby, BELIEVE THEM
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When people tell you that Tubu is a good baby, BELIEVE THEM
(Nabokov’s notebook) Jacking off: a favorite between the ages of 10 and 15, and thereafter.
November 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
(Nabokov’s notebook) Jacking off: a favorite between the ages of 10 and 15, and thereafter.
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can i bring this thing with me to parent teacher night if i put clothes on it? that's really important to me.
hyper-realistic sex doll salesman: i know for a fact that you absolutely can
hyper-realistic sex doll salesman: i know for a fact that you absolutely can
November 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
can i bring this thing with me to parent teacher night if i put clothes on it? that's really important to me.
hyper-realistic sex doll salesman: i know for a fact that you absolutely can
hyper-realistic sex doll salesman: i know for a fact that you absolutely can
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My wife said his hair has receded so much he has a lace front weave and you can’t put makeup on it
November 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My wife said his hair has receded so much he has a lace front weave and you can’t put makeup on it
Met up with Squidward last night for the first time in ages. He’s still at the Krusty Krab but he says he’s been sleeping a lot better. He seems good.
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Met up with Squidward last night for the first time in ages. He’s still at the Krusty Krab but he says he’s been sleeping a lot better. He seems good.
Biting every target clerk that gets within ten feet or looks me in the eye
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Biting every target clerk that gets within ten feet or looks me in the eye
This is what I looked like in high school after a haircut
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
This is what I looked like in high school after a haircut
I'm watching a continuous 102 minute loop of Hubie Halloween in 4K HDR internally at all times
I was today years old when I learned what dyscalculia was, and how there's no way in hell that I DON'T have it.
I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
I can see an 8k resolution apple with every single color, bead of condensation, color variance, etc inside my head if I need to paint an apple, but I CAN NOT do simple mental math.
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I'm watching a continuous 102 minute loop of Hubie Halloween in 4K HDR internally at all times
Just spent 20 years designing this. All feedback appreciated!
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Just spent 20 years designing this. All feedback appreciated!
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if chatGPT tells you to commit suicide, double check with another LLM before taking any action
November 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
if chatGPT tells you to commit suicide, double check with another LLM before taking any action
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term 1 headline: pelosi crossing her arms as trump called the women's march "hysterical" is EVERYTHING
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
November 7, 2025 at 10:16 PM
term 1 headline: pelosi crossing her arms as trump called the women's march "hysterical" is EVERYTHING
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.
term 2 headline: should you get on the extermination camp bus willingly? legal experts can't agree.