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NEW EPISODE @josiahhughes.bsky.social + @premiles.bsky.social
A wide ranging discussion on the topic of "What's happened to us?"
FREE @ patreon.com/chamberofreason
A wide ranging discussion on the topic of "What's happened to us?"
FREE @ patreon.com/chamberofreason
November 4, 2025 at 3:17 PM
NEW EPISODE @josiahhughes.bsky.social + @premiles.bsky.social
A wide ranging discussion on the topic of "What's happened to us?"
FREE @ patreon.com/chamberofreason
A wide ranging discussion on the topic of "What's happened to us?"
FREE @ patreon.com/chamberofreason
There are birders who quietly snap photos of rare birds. And there are birders like me, who kill as many birds as possible without ever learning their names
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There are birders who quietly snap photos of rare birds. And there are birders like me, who kill as many birds as possible without ever learning their names
Flowers for Algernon is a story about what happens when you give a mouse flowers
October 28, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Flowers for Algernon is a story about what happens when you give a mouse flowers
Hitler was 27 when he killed himself
October 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Hitler was 27 when he killed himself
some of my rich followers should give tara money
good news: I don’t have cervical cancer! bad news: I wrote a short film about it. and to make things even worse, I launched a crowdfunding campaign to try and make it a real short film. GIRLIE is live at girlieshort.com. “check it out”????
October 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
some of my rich followers should give tara money
None of the libs at the "No Kings" protest were there to support Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell. also saw a lot of Irish :\
October 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
None of the libs at the "No Kings" protest were there to support Lord Protector Oliver Cromwell. also saw a lot of Irish :\
In the year after Christ's death a straggler in the desert was delivered salvation via religious epiphany, a vision which appeared in his mind as a 2025 YouTube lifehack compilation.
October 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In the year after Christ's death a straggler in the desert was delivered salvation via religious epiphany, a vision which appeared in his mind as a 2025 YouTube lifehack compilation.
There should be a corporate version of ASVAB I can ace without studying and instantly be made junior executive of child poisoning at Monsanto
October 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
There should be a corporate version of ASVAB I can ace without studying and instantly be made junior executive of child poisoning at Monsanto
new episode of a podcast called "Chamber Of Reason"
the guest is molly lambert who is a writer and podcaster
patreon.com/chamberofreason well it's free
the guest is molly lambert who is a writer and podcaster
patreon.com/chamberofreason well it's free
October 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
new episode of a podcast called "Chamber Of Reason"
the guest is molly lambert who is a writer and podcaster
patreon.com/chamberofreason well it's free
the guest is molly lambert who is a writer and podcaster
patreon.com/chamberofreason well it's free
Cows are better at breast milk than human women. It makes one wonder what else they. can do....
September 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Cows are better at breast milk than human women. It makes one wonder what else they. can do....
new episode of the podcast I do with geniuses
this one's guest is blake andrews of "horse race tests"
patreon.com/chamberofreason it's fucking free
this one's guest is blake andrews of "horse race tests"
patreon.com/chamberofreason it's fucking free
September 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
new episode of the podcast I do with geniuses
this one's guest is blake andrews of "horse race tests"
patreon.com/chamberofreason it's fucking free
this one's guest is blake andrews of "horse race tests"
patreon.com/chamberofreason it's fucking free
Just learned from the news that a person was intentionally harmed the other day. As the sun warms me on this peaceful afternoon my thoughts are with victims everywhere.
One day we will eliminate violence.
One day we will eliminate violence.
September 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just learned from the news that a person was intentionally harmed the other day. As the sun warms me on this peaceful afternoon my thoughts are with victims everywhere.
One day we will eliminate violence.
One day we will eliminate violence.
the podcast I do with matthew goldin and pierce campion is up today. it's available at patreon.com/chamberofreason
of course we talk about the charlie kirk event.
but we also discuss other things. south park. dragon ball z. mega man. the clanker slur. blondes. it's a wide ranging discussion.
of course we talk about the charlie kirk event.
but we also discuss other things. south park. dragon ball z. mega man. the clanker slur. blondes. it's a wide ranging discussion.
September 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the podcast I do with matthew goldin and pierce campion is up today. it's available at patreon.com/chamberofreason
of course we talk about the charlie kirk event.
but we also discuss other things. south park. dragon ball z. mega man. the clanker slur. blondes. it's a wide ranging discussion.
of course we talk about the charlie kirk event.
but we also discuss other things. south park. dragon ball z. mega man. the clanker slur. blondes. it's a wide ranging discussion.
Just thought of a username so vivid and exciting that anyone who uses it is sure to enjoy viral success. As the name flashed in my mind's eye I became dizzy and vomited onto the carpet.
Here it is, the best username ever created:
Mr Weird Ass Mutha Fucka
Here it is, the best username ever created:
Mr Weird Ass Mutha Fucka
September 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Just thought of a username so vivid and exciting that anyone who uses it is sure to enjoy viral success. As the name flashed in my mind's eye I became dizzy and vomited onto the carpet.
Here it is, the best username ever created:
Mr Weird Ass Mutha Fucka
Here it is, the best username ever created:
Mr Weird Ass Mutha Fucka
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New video from me.
September 11, 2025 at 8:48 PM
New video from me.
check out the podcast I do with my friends
thomas white from pendejo time on the new one. check it out
www.patreon.com/chamberofrea...
thomas white from pendejo time on the new one. check it out
www.patreon.com/chamberofrea...
September 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
check out the podcast I do with my friends
thomas white from pendejo time on the new one. check it out
www.patreon.com/chamberofrea...
thomas white from pendejo time on the new one. check it out
www.patreon.com/chamberofrea...
Doing A Lot Better These Days Thanks Man
September 8, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Doing A Lot Better These Days Thanks Man
Me doctor perscribed veeagra for me wank sessions.
September 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me doctor perscribed veeagra for me wank sessions.
Sat down and wrote another movie review. Check out my thoughts below and follow if you're a fan of film.
September 7, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Sat down and wrote another movie review. Check out my thoughts below and follow if you're a fan of film.
"I'm dying" my best friend cried.
"I know," I said, already savoring the giant pile of cash I would make from writing about this experience. I knew that next summer would be spent taking new friends out for joyrides on my boat.
But at the moment I am simply holding a boney little hand. Yuck!
"I know," I said, already savoring the giant pile of cash I would make from writing about this experience. I knew that next summer would be spent taking new friends out for joyrides on my boat.
But at the moment I am simply holding a boney little hand. Yuck!
look, clearly the cut has perfected running a certain style of self-aggrandizing, faux-searching but ultimately breezily exculpatory personal essay but oh my god www.thecut.com/article/eliz...
My Once-in-a-Million-Years Love Story
When my best friend was diagnosed with cancer, I promised to be with her until the end. Then all hell broke loose.
www.thecut.com
August 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
"I'm dying" my best friend cried.
"I know," I said, already savoring the giant pile of cash I would make from writing about this experience. I knew that next summer would be spent taking new friends out for joyrides on my boat.
But at the moment I am simply holding a boney little hand. Yuck!
"I know," I said, already savoring the giant pile of cash I would make from writing about this experience. I knew that next summer would be spent taking new friends out for joyrides on my boat.
But at the moment I am simply holding a boney little hand. Yuck!