Taylor
@yossarianjumps.bsky.social
Im a guy who wishes he had more time to watch movies, but is too busy scrolling.
My two year old’s Donald Duck impression is a dead ringer for RFK Jr.
January 1, 2026 at 1:43 PM
My two year old’s Donald Duck impression is a dead ringer for RFK Jr.
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Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago
Arch is pretty good
December 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Sumerian engineers 2000 years ago
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I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point.
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Forced to listen to the GOAT Christmas album with headphones, because according to my wife, "it doesn't sound like Christmas music," and "you can't actually like this."
December 3, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Forced to listen to the GOAT Christmas album with headphones, because according to my wife, "it doesn't sound like Christmas music," and "you can't actually like this."
A questionable genre label on the Barnes and Noble Criterion sale page
December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A questionable genre label on the Barnes and Noble Criterion sale page
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I’m still pissed off that the Dolphins didn’t draft Oronde Gadsden II, he’s a second Oronde Gadsden what are you goofballs doing
November 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m still pissed off that the Dolphins didn’t draft Oronde Gadsden II, he’s a second Oronde Gadsden what are you goofballs doing
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key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
key lime pie crushes cheese cake. not even close
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1716
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1716
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boy they just do not make guys like dr john anymore
November 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
boy they just do not make guys like dr john anymore
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It is pretty ridiculous that the Criterion Collection simply exists to go “here are very good movies that we present to you to buy and watch with some thoughtfulness” and that’s all it takes to be successful because it’s rare that anyone does that shit
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It is pretty ridiculous that the Criterion Collection simply exists to go “here are very good movies that we present to you to buy and watch with some thoughtfulness” and that’s all it takes to be successful because it’s rare that anyone does that shit
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Drip/pour over coffee is a very good and I want an apology from all the euros who have trashed it over the years. Especially the ones who tried to claim that an Americano is somehow an acceptable substitute
"In a nation renowned for sophisticated tastes, the acerbic, harsh espresso served in many bistros was not just surprising, but seemingly inexplicable."
This is why I always used to chuckle when Parisians offhandedly dissed Starbucks. The problem is that the French think their coffee is good.
This is why I always used to chuckle when Parisians offhandedly dissed Starbucks. The problem is that the French think their coffee is good.
In Paris, the next coffee revolution is quietly brewing
Meet the pioneers reimagining the French capital’s café society, infusing every bean with craft, conscience and creativity
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November 18, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Drip/pour over coffee is a very good and I want an apology from all the euros who have trashed it over the years. Especially the ones who tried to claim that an Americano is somehow an acceptable substitute
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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there are two types of top comments on full youtube concerts. the first is "I watch this every night because of my depression, which has grown severe. music matters most during hard times" and the other "i was their"
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 AM
there are two types of top comments on full youtube concerts. the first is "I watch this every night because of my depression, which has grown severe. music matters most during hard times" and the other "i was their"
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
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Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Look guys I’ve spent the last day playing this over and over again. Don’t read the comments first and stick it through to the second verse. It is in fact one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
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movie ❌
this decade ❌
yet the correct answer:
this decade ❌
yet the correct answer:
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
movie ❌
this decade ❌
yet the correct answer:
this decade ❌
yet the correct answer:
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We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.
November 6, 2025 at 11:34 AM
We used to make things in this country. Like cereal designed to stop you whacking off or visiting prostitutes.
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
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Having a Grateful Dead tattoo is disqualifying too
October 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Having a Grateful Dead tattoo is disqualifying too
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It’s often very confusing to log on here and figure out what the hell is going on, but the diarrhea plane is absolutely the most baffled I’ve ever been.
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
It’s often very confusing to log on here and figure out what the hell is going on, but the diarrhea plane is absolutely the most baffled I’ve ever been.
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Happy Friday to you guys
October 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Happy Friday to you guys
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facebook reels is great because its the only place anymore where you can get a 14 second clip from a 1997 movie with the caption “wifes are out of pocket this days”
February 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
facebook reels is great because its the only place anymore where you can get a 14 second clip from a 1997 movie with the caption “wifes are out of pocket this days”
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The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.