Patrick Claybon
@patrickclaybon.bsky.social
Here for when Elon kills the bird.
They need to believe he's misled so they can think the same of mom and dad and
People are much more comfortable pretending Stephen Miller doesn’t know what he’s saying than contending with the fact of white supremacy.
December 26, 2025 at 7:04 PM
They need to believe he's misled so they can think the same of mom and dad and
Was the best thing i've ever seen on that increasingly expensive app
Still can't believe netflix canceled The Residence. Absolutely trash decision.
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Was the best thing i've ever seen on that increasingly expensive app
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when you really think about it we're all Day to Day aren't we
December 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
when you really think about it we're all Day to Day aren't we
Injury updates that are essentially reminders that the nature of time is linear >>>>>
📈📈📈INJURY UPDATE📈📈📈
Buffalo HC Sean McDermott said QB Josh Allen (ankle), "has gotten better each day" and will be ready for Sunday.
Buffalo HC Sean McDermott said QB Josh Allen (ankle), "has gotten better each day" and will be ready for Sunday.
December 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Injury updates that are essentially reminders that the nature of time is linear >>>>>
The other less(allegedly)odious ghouls would fight this too
you have my attention
December 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The other less(allegedly)odious ghouls would fight this too
Mr. Takagi had to go man, he was up there worried about corporate secrets and didn't try to negotiate ANYONES release. Might've been the biggest criminal in the room
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Mr. Takagi had to go man, he was up there worried about corporate secrets and didn't try to negotiate ANYONES release. Might've been the biggest criminal in the room
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the Beast Games are me chopping him in the throat with a weedwhacker
December 26, 2025 at 4:07 AM
the Beast Games are me chopping him in the throat with a weedwhacker
travis is gonna end up retiring just so he doesn't have to have any more conversations about retirement
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
travis is gonna end up retiring just so he doesn't have to have any more conversations about retirement
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Presented by Popeye's
December 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Presented by Popeye's
Down 7
Christmas Night
Al is all out of stories about the 1970 Cincinnati Reds
This is the Chris Oladokun
Legacy Drive
Christmas Night
Al is all out of stories about the 1970 Cincinnati Reds
This is the Chris Oladokun
Legacy Drive
December 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Down 7
Christmas Night
Al is all out of stories about the 1970 Cincinnati Reds
This is the Chris Oladokun
Legacy Drive
Christmas Night
Al is all out of stories about the 1970 Cincinnati Reds
This is the Chris Oladokun
Legacy Drive
Reposted by Patrick Claybon
Gerard Butler’s agent: Mr Butler is in for the sequel.
Studio: We haven’t considered making a seq…
Gerard Butler’s agent: Mr Butler is IN FOR THE SEQUEL.
Studio: We haven’t considered making a seq…
Gerard Butler’s agent: Mr Butler is IN FOR THE SEQUEL.
December 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Gerard Butler’s agent: Mr Butler is in for the sequel.
Studio: We haven’t considered making a seq…
Gerard Butler’s agent: Mr Butler is IN FOR THE SEQUEL.
Studio: We haven’t considered making a seq…
Gerard Butler’s agent: Mr Butler is IN FOR THE SEQUEL.
Wait they made a sequel to that global apocalypse movie?
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Wait they made a sequel to that global apocalypse movie?
Broncos played in a couple non-rockfights and needed this to achieve stasis
December 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Broncos played in a couple non-rockfights and needed this to achieve stasis
Flores still running engage 8 lmao
December 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Flores still running engage 8 lmao
Max Brosmer called game
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Max Brosmer called game
Game is the knife fight from "Beat it" except they taped nokia phones to their hands
December 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Game is the knife fight from "Beat it" except they taped nokia phones to their hands
Game winning punt
December 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Game winning punt
Having Goff like this explains Dart being in the torment nexus last week
December 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Having Goff like this explains Dart being in the torment nexus last week
Took a wild route to get there but the honmoon is sealed great work everyone
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Took a wild route to get there but the honmoon is sealed great work everyone
it works!!!
It’s everything, all at once.
I kinda love it.
I kinda love it.
December 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
it works!!!
Brewster's millions , but you have 24 hours to organize a halftime show
December 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Brewster's millions , but you have 24 hours to organize a halftime show
"Little bit" of a hip drop?
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"Little bit" of a hip drop?
Game confirming my working theory that once you lose the momentum...gaining subsequent momentum provides you with more momentum....it's like the gravity problem but in reverse.
You need to first lose the momentum to achieve maximum momentum.
You need to first lose the momentum to achieve maximum momentum.
December 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Game confirming my working theory that once you lose the momentum...gaining subsequent momentum provides you with more momentum....it's like the gravity problem but in reverse.
You need to first lose the momentum to achieve maximum momentum.
You need to first lose the momentum to achieve maximum momentum.
"oy, wuz eh labor o lov bruv"
Shoutout to the contractors who got paid to build a set that was on scene for 7 seconds.
December 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
"oy, wuz eh labor o lov bruv"