Patrick Claybon
@patrickclaybon.bsky.social
Here for when Elon kills the bird.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
If they're union busting like this in Germany they probably just kneecap folks over here
based on what Tesla's German Director of Manufacturing is posting on xitter, I can only assume things are going well
February 10, 2026 at 7:47 PM
If they're union busting like this in Germany they probably just kneecap folks over here
Counterpoint:
February 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Counterpoint:
5 people doing HIIT with machines all the sudden the entire gym grinds to a hault
HIIT with weights, the best.
February 10, 2026 at 6:34 PM
5 people doing HIIT with machines all the sudden the entire gym grinds to a hault
Carrying around the latest fitness literature in the gym to show people those supersets aren't just wasting my time, they're wasting yours too...go do cardio at the cardio machines
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Carrying around the latest fitness literature in the gym to show people those supersets aren't just wasting my time, they're wasting yours too...go do cardio at the cardio machines
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We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
U.S. Boat Strike Kills 2 in Pacific, With One Survivor
www.nytimes.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:14 AM
We are murdering people and it is basically just background noise at this point. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/09/u...
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They're just lying
one thing that will always be a mystery to me is the number of trump voters who basically thought they were electing george bush again reut.rs/3Mc4h4H
As Trump presidency enters second year, his voters share hopes – and concerns
Trump voters urge him to tone down the rhetoric and focus more on domestic issues, especially clearer pathways to legal status for law-abiding immigrants, healthcare reform, curbing waste and fraud, a...
reut.rs
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
They're just lying
Rhamondre averaged 9.8 ypc in jumbo this season
The NE offensive game plan was puzzling. 79.1% of snaps in 11 personnel. No game over 70% in regular season. Got dime 53% of the time but still couldn't run.
Zero snaps in empty to try to spread the Seahawks out. Season-low in 21 personnel, 1.5%. One snap in Jumbo.
Just let Seattle play its game.
Zero snaps in empty to try to spread the Seahawks out. Season-low in 21 personnel, 1.5%. One snap in Jumbo.
Just let Seattle play its game.
February 9, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Rhamondre averaged 9.8 ypc in jumbo this season
Dickson punting in Ultra Instinct
February 9, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Dickson punting in Ultra Instinct
From the initial broadcast angle i had no idea Nwosu caught that
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
From the initial broadcast angle i had no idea Nwosu caught that
A Eye dotcom /Expropriate
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 AM
A Eye dotcom /Expropriate
Let's give 9 a bit of a break after those guys
February 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Let's give 9 a bit of a break after those guys
essentials tbh
respect to the couple in seahawks gear buying a huge bottle of kirkland signature vodka and a rotisserie chicken just after costco opened
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
essentials tbh
Shout out to all of you spending this social media holiday over here, a brief glance at the bird reveals how far gone that place is
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Shout out to all of you spending this social media holiday over here, a brief glance at the bird reveals how far gone that place is
Target hit the Pelosi knee
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Target hit the Pelosi knee
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Just want to say, I see all the comments saying it’s a sign of his senility or mental decline. You could be right but I have a thing about linking racism to mental acuity. Not sure it needs to be, most of the time, and I don’t like the idea of racism as deviant, for a lot of reasons.
February 6, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Just want to say, I see all the comments saying it’s a sign of his senility or mental decline. You could be right but I have a thing about linking racism to mental acuity. Not sure it needs to be, most of the time, and I don’t like the idea of racism as deviant, for a lot of reasons.
Ammortal should build off the momentum and charge the 49ers 50 million dollars to use the "Vibro Acoustic" sound therapy to solve their EMF issue, and also throw in some magic beans
February 6, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Ammortal should build off the momentum and charge the 49ers 50 million dollars to use the "Vibro Acoustic" sound therapy to solve their EMF issue, and also throw in some magic beans
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That bulk hydrogen might be cheaper but you get what you pay for.
February 6, 2026 at 3:59 AM
That bulk hydrogen might be cheaper but you get what you pay for.
They use the molecular hydrogen in there, as opposed to the other kind...that's the secret sauce!
Ammortal Chamber, you the real MVP
February 6, 2026 at 3:58 AM
They use the molecular hydrogen in there, as opposed to the other kind...that's the secret sauce!
Thought for sure voters would punish Stafford for that Monday night in Atlanta specifically because of the timing.
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Thought for sure voters would punish Stafford for that Monday night in Atlanta specifically because of the timing.
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it's annoying that a company controlled by Elon Musk, one of the most prodigious liars in human history, selectively leaks docs that say "we're super duper profitable, once you subtract trivialities like manufacturing and launch costs" and people who should know better act like it's a biz juggernaut
February 6, 2026 at 2:47 AM
it's annoying that a company controlled by Elon Musk, one of the most prodigious liars in human history, selectively leaks docs that say "we're super duper profitable, once you subtract trivialities like manufacturing and launch costs" and people who should know better act like it's a biz juggernaut
Not sure if this is real but
February 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Not sure if this is real but
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Civil rights activist Medgar Evers was shot in the back by a Klansman in 1963.
The National Park Service has removed visitor brochures from Evers' museum and reportedly plans to remove references that call his murderer a “racist"
The National Park Service has removed visitor brochures from Evers' museum and reportedly plans to remove references that call his murderer a “racist"
Medgar Evers’ killer was a Klansman, but Trump administration says stop calling him a racist - Mississippi Today
Among anticipated changes to a new visitor brochure for the Medgar & Myrlie Evers Home National Monument is no longer using "racist" to describe the killer of the civil rights leader.
mississippitoday.org
February 5, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Civil rights activist Medgar Evers was shot in the back by a Klansman in 1963.
The National Park Service has removed visitor brochures from Evers' museum and reportedly plans to remove references that call his murderer a “racist"
The National Park Service has removed visitor brochures from Evers' museum and reportedly plans to remove references that call his murderer a “racist"