XY Thot(s)
@xythots.bsky.social
the all-knowing shitposter you twats deserve
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*manifesting another pandemic so everyone will get slutty on main again
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second hand shops for when your masturbating hand gets tired
January 19, 2026 at 3:21 PM
second hand shops for when your masturbating hand gets tired
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People that don’t respect buffet line etiquette are on a different level of toxic
January 19, 2026 at 2:08 PM
People that don’t respect buffet line etiquette are on a different level of toxic
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the wild thing about talking to british people is you’ll say something like “nice sunglasses” and they’ll act confused and say “oh, you mean my deluminators?”
January 19, 2026 at 11:21 AM
the wild thing about talking to british people is you’ll say something like “nice sunglasses” and they’ll act confused and say “oh, you mean my deluminators?”
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knowledge might be power, but it sure as fuck isn't joy.
January 19, 2026 at 11:55 AM
knowledge might be power, but it sure as fuck isn't joy.
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i’ve thought about it and you owe me $10,000
January 19, 2026 at 1:23 PM
i’ve thought about it and you owe me $10,000
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in an alternate universe the dog is hiding 𝙢𝙮 pills in cheese
January 19, 2026 at 1:25 PM
in an alternate universe the dog is hiding 𝙢𝙮 pills in cheese
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Tupperware is great for when you want to throw your food out on a different day . . .
January 19, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Tupperware is great for when you want to throw your food out on a different day . . .
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i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 PM
i don’t think it’s appropriate that old people are my age
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Nice sin. Original?
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Nice sin. Original?
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It’s like people have never heard of thousand island dressing.
January 18, 2026 at 1:30 PM
It’s like people have never heard of thousand island dressing.
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[cumming] WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
January 18, 2026 at 1:42 PM
[cumming] WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
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Shitpost me, bro
January 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Shitpost me, bro
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Pre-gaming for Tuesday by skeeting about titties on Sunday.
January 18, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Pre-gaming for Tuesday by skeeting about titties on Sunday.
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Imagine sex with me...
No. More high-fiving
No. More high-fiving
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Imagine sex with me...
No. More high-fiving
No. More high-fiving
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I envy guys being able to say "SUCK MY DICK!" as a sort of "fuck you." If I shouted "LICK MY VAGINA!" I'd have like 57 tongues in my panties.
January 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I envy guys being able to say "SUCK MY DICK!" as a sort of "fuck you." If I shouted "LICK MY VAGINA!" I'd have like 57 tongues in my panties.
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Wait, we don’t laugh when a man in his 40s introduces himself as a bachelor? My bad
January 19, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Wait, we don’t laugh when a man in his 40s introduces himself as a bachelor? My bad
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I know things are bad, everyone, but at least we are not still on Twitter.
January 16, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I know things are bad, everyone, but at least we are not still on Twitter.
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weekend bluesky is for seeing how much butthole can fit on the TL between Friday night and Monday morning
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
weekend bluesky is for seeing how much butthole can fit on the TL between Friday night and Monday morning
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Your penis left me on read bro
January 19, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Your penis left me on read bro
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sometimes when people are awkward I misread it as a competition
January 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
sometimes when people are awkward I misread it as a competition
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I don't have two wolves in me but I do have a vast emptiness that they could roam free in
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I don't have two wolves in me but I do have a vast emptiness that they could roam free in
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I'll cancel plans just to be alone.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I'll cancel plans just to be alone.
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extremely important to schedule in time for laying down multiple times a day
January 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
extremely important to schedule in time for laying down multiple times a day
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It could be worse. I don’t know how, but it could be.
January 17, 2026 at 9:16 PM
It could be worse. I don’t know how, but it could be.
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He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street