Anne
@valmc.bsky.social
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[plane starts going down]
[i raise my tray table]
[plane goes back up again]
[i raise my tray table]
[plane goes back up again]
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
[plane starts going down]
[i raise my tray table]
[plane goes back up again]
[i raise my tray table]
[plane goes back up again]
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It would cost $38 billion dollars to extend the Affordable Care Act subsidies for another year and ensure Americans don’t lose their healthcare.
The republicans said no.
Trump sent $40 billion to Argentina and they didn’t object.
Argentina first, America last.
The republicans said no.
Trump sent $40 billion to Argentina and they didn’t object.
Argentina first, America last.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It would cost $38 billion dollars to extend the Affordable Care Act subsidies for another year and ensure Americans don’t lose their healthcare.
The republicans said no.
Trump sent $40 billion to Argentina and they didn’t object.
Argentina first, America last.
The republicans said no.
Trump sent $40 billion to Argentina and they didn’t object.
Argentina first, America last.
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oh my god someone slashed our tire
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
oh my god someone slashed our tire
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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Sometimes I think everything sucks, and other times I know it’s just most things, and other times I’m asleep. Life is a rich tapestry
August 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Sometimes I think everything sucks, and other times I know it’s just most things, and other times I’m asleep. Life is a rich tapestry
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
rolling up to the Olive Garden like
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Online Store: Great news!! Your package has shipped ❤️ Click here to track it 🥰
Me: [clicks]
Online Store: Whoa whoa WHOA! Slow down, Speed Racer!!! We haven’t even put the sticker on the box yet, JESUS Christ 😬 🛑
Me: [clicks]
Online Store: Whoa whoa WHOA! Slow down, Speed Racer!!! We haven’t even put the sticker on the box yet, JESUS Christ 😬 🛑
July 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Online Store: Great news!! Your package has shipped ❤️ Click here to track it 🥰
Me: [clicks]
Online Store: Whoa whoa WHOA! Slow down, Speed Racer!!! We haven’t even put the sticker on the box yet, JESUS Christ 😬 🛑
Me: [clicks]
Online Store: Whoa whoa WHOA! Slow down, Speed Racer!!! We haven’t even put the sticker on the box yet, JESUS Christ 😬 🛑
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i don’t practice trans sharia
i aint got no crystal ball
i aint got no crystal ball
June 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i don’t practice trans sharia
i aint got no crystal ball
i aint got no crystal ball
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kinda feel like pete hegseth could’ve given us a heads up in the chat
June 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
kinda feel like pete hegseth could’ve given us a heads up in the chat
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Pretty wild to make your entire case about how immigrants are lawless freeloaders, but having to go to their workplaces and court hearings to arrest them.
May 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Pretty wild to make your entire case about how immigrants are lawless freeloaders, but having to go to their workplaces and court hearings to arrest them.
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Texting Jesus like
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March 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Texting Jesus like
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ME: happy valentine’s day
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
February 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ME: happy valentine’s day
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON: *slaps heart-shaped box out of my hands* an actual heart is shaped nothing like that
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[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
July 27, 2023 at 3:29 PM
[Alien family passing Earth]
*door lock noise*
*door lock noise*
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This is what you get when you order a stargate from Temu.
January 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
This is what you get when you order a stargate from Temu.
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merry christmas to those that celebrate and merry live más to all the taco bell folks
December 25, 2024 at 11:56 AM
merry christmas to those that celebrate and merry live más to all the taco bell folks
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Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can
November 27, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can
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getting hit with a no doy at this point in my life would devastate me
December 10, 2024 at 4:26 PM
getting hit with a no doy at this point in my life would devastate me
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Has science gone too far?
December 6, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Has science gone too far?
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*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*
December 4, 2024 at 2:00 PM
*watching James Blunt mouth "not you" to me after singing You're Beautiful in concert*
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“Who let the dogs out” they ask. “No idea” I say. They let me go. As I walk away from the police station my limp slowly disappears.
August 18, 2024 at 8:23 PM
“Who let the dogs out” they ask. “No idea” I say. They let me go. As I walk away from the police station my limp slowly disappears.
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Henchman: sir I need to take Thursday and Friday off
Mob Boss: ok but please have all your crimes done by Wednesday end of day
Mob Boss: ok but please have all your crimes done by Wednesday end of day
May 7, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Henchman: sir I need to take Thursday and Friday off
Mob Boss: ok but please have all your crimes done by Wednesday end of day
Mob Boss: ok but please have all your crimes done by Wednesday end of day
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I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing
November 16, 2024 at 5:36 PM
I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing
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The moon took off its glasses and now we see it’s a Super Moon.
November 16, 2024 at 3:35 AM
The moon took off its glasses and now we see it’s a Super Moon.