Jason
@longwall26.bsky.social
Crime novelist, RiffTrax, motorcycle person https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
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"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
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November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
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Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
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LAWRENCE KRAUSS: Jeffrey Epstein was a brilliant guy whose friendship enriched my mind and my life.
EPSTEIN'S EMAILS: dirtee dog (aka pres d . TRump) better wahtc out , or i might do girls (young!!) again and looop him Back into it haHa
EPSTEIN'S EMAILS: dirtee dog (aka pres d . TRump) better wahtc out , or i might do girls (young!!) again and looop him Back into it haHa
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
LAWRENCE KRAUSS: Jeffrey Epstein was a brilliant guy whose friendship enriched my mind and my life.
EPSTEIN'S EMAILS: dirtee dog (aka pres d . TRump) better wahtc out , or i might do girls (young!!) again and looop him Back into it haHa
EPSTEIN'S EMAILS: dirtee dog (aka pres d . TRump) better wahtc out , or i might do girls (young!!) again and looop him Back into it haHa
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It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.
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The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
November 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
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One day the US will have to face the shame and horror of what has happened here: that a cabal of wealthy people have elevated a monster into the most powerful person in the world www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct
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November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
One day the US will have to face the shame and horror of what has happened here: that a cabal of wealthy people have elevated a monster into the most powerful person in the world www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
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People were posting Crow's version of the Edmund Fitzgerald song from MST3K's Gorgo ep to me yesterday, which I remembered well. But I'd totally forgotten that shortly before that I made a Robert Maxwell (father of Ghislaine!) joke. Weird.
youtu.be/zcfHEABl_Ko?...
youtu.be/zcfHEABl_Ko?...
MST3K - Favorite Moments - Gorgo
YouTube video by auritone
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November 11, 2025 at 5:59 PM
People were posting Crow's version of the Edmund Fitzgerald song from MST3K's Gorgo ep to me yesterday, which I remembered well. But I'd totally forgotten that shortly before that I made a Robert Maxwell (father of Ghislaine!) joke. Weird.
youtu.be/zcfHEABl_Ko?...
youtu.be/zcfHEABl_Ko?...
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November 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
November 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES SAYS SOME DUMB OLD LADY SHIT: Crying Snipes with gun meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
ME WHEN JOYCE CAROL OATES LETS ELON MUSK HAVE IT WITH BOTH BARRELS: Legolas and Gimli meme
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My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
November 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My theory about Joyce Carol Oates is that all her bad posts are her charging up like Godzilla's spines until she lets loose with a radioactive blast that leaves the world's richest Nazi a pile of ash
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The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
January 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The same dudes who fetishize the supposed lost strength and competence of their forefathers want computers to write their emails for them.
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Take an all-expenses-paid direct flight to HELL! Flight To Hell doesn't come with two free checked bags, but it is now available to download and stream at RiffTrax!
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www.rifftrax.com/flight-to-hell
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Take an all-expenses-paid direct flight to HELL! Flight To Hell doesn't come with two free checked bags, but it is now available to download and stream at RiffTrax!
www.rifftrax.com/flight-to-hell
www.rifftrax.com/flight-to-hell
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if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 PM
if you believe fully autonomous robot butlers are just over the horizon you are actually one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive and we should take your money from you so we can put it towards something worthwhile
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there's definitely an essay in this, about how this entire generation of right wingers have spent their entire career smashing the drywall and kicking the legs out from under polite society, seemingly so sheltered that they honestly never considered that it might end up affecting them too
There's so many of these btw, NoVa right wingers realizing that their neighbors genuinely hate them
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
there's definitely an essay in this, about how this entire generation of right wingers have spent their entire career smashing the drywall and kicking the legs out from under polite society, seemingly so sheltered that they honestly never considered that it might end up affecting them too
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This Zoom could have been a remote psychic attack
July 9, 2024 at 2:58 PM
This Zoom could have been a remote psychic attack
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Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Not to replace substance with message but I genuinely do not think that the GOP establishment is prepared, nor capable, of regulating itself in a world where all high profile democrats are directly staring into a camera and telling Trump to go fuck himself.
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if the leftists win they will destroy our way of life (constant unnecessary suffering)
November 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
if the leftists win they will destroy our way of life (constant unnecessary suffering)
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
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one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
one year and everyone is so sick of your boy that Virginia is starting to look like Massachusetts and a democratic socialist won a million votes in NYC, get fucked
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That little guy on the right in the green sweater is Mark Ruffalo, who made his film debut in Mirror Mirror 2: Raven Dance. It was all downhill for him from there.
Mirror, mirror on the wall, why did they make a sequel to Mirror Mirror? Well, you can find out with RiffTrax. New horror riff just in time for Halloween! www.rifftrax.com/mirror-mirro...
Mirror Mirror 2: Raven Dance
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, why the hell did they make a sequel to a movie as stupid as the original Mirror Mirror? Mirror Mirror 2 starts with the mirror vaporizing an obnoxious punk band, fronted
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November 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
That little guy on the right in the green sweater is Mark Ruffalo, who made his film debut in Mirror Mirror 2: Raven Dance. It was all downhill for him from there.
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you can convincingly portray this whole financialized AI edifice as a mortgage crisis-style house of cards without even mentioning that the fundamental product is unreliable, based on outright theft, and people don’t like it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
you can convincingly portray this whole financialized AI edifice as a mortgage crisis-style house of cards without even mentioning that the fundamental product is unreliable, based on outright theft, and people don’t like it.