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Jason
@longwall26.bsky.social
Writer RiffTrax/MST3K, mystery novelist https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
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We are THRILLED to announce that jonathancoulton.bsky.social will be arranging and performing the MST3K Theme for The RiffTrax Experiments! Help support this momentous occasion in riffing history: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
February 19, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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The decline of right wing cultural production is just due to the fact that they don’t like culture, they like the signifiers of culture, ie “classic sculpture means white people are better.” They don’t like art at all except for this purpose. They don’t even like the nerd stuff they whine about
February 18, 2026 at 4:06 PM
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Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.
February 18, 2026 at 5:13 AM
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A VERY important Bobo and Brain Guy update from Kevin and Bill! rifftrax.com/kickstarter
February 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Hey new york city, can anybody help out this poor little cat?
This super sweet female young cat was found in Bushwick. She's currently staying on a terrace because the cats living in that house are not very friendly, and she is looking for either a foster or a forever home. If anyone can help, please send me a DM
February 17, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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The cool thing about working at RiffTrax is someone will notice that two employees have the same birthday and say "Hey we should have a Peter and Sarah's Birthday sale" and then two weeks later we have the Peter and Sarah's Birthday sale. www.rifftrax.com/offers
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER AND SARAH! It's two RiffTrax employees' birthdays—get a great deal as their gift to you! 20% off riffs and 30% off select staff favorites. Check it out here: rifftrax.com/offers
February 16, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Can't ever go wrong riffing a Roger Corman film. Halfway through the season's lineup reveal and more excited by the day.
February 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Roger Corman recycled the effects and score from another space movie, and then got the writer of Deathstalker and 11 episodes of Care Bears to write and direct it. It's SPACE RAIDERS and it will be one of four films for The RiffTrax Experiments

Support us on Kickstarter: rifftrax.com/kickstarter
February 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Mystery Science Theater 3000’s Newest Reboot, Explained
MST3k is back...again!
screenrant.com
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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I really and truly love this for them
February 15, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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As we grow ever nearer to the @rifftrax.com MST3K re-volution, this one goes out to all the loving lovers who love...
February 15, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there
February 14, 2026 at 7:40 PM
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Desperately looking for anyone in Scotland to foster a 2 year old female cat named Bambi. Incredibly affectionate and friendly. Indoor-only. Whether temporary (a few weeks) or longer term.

She's going to be put to sleep otherwise -- due to a heart issue that won't affect her for another 12 months
February 14, 2026 at 9:34 PM
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This made me tear up. Oh, I’m so excited.
A reunion decades in the making! Back in December, Kevin, Bill, Beez and Patrick got together to adjust and calibrate the bots we used for the Kickstarter video. Support all future bot repairs on our Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 14, 2026 at 3:35 AM
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i am so incredibly emotional watching this
A reunion decades in the making! Back in December, Kevin, Bill, Beez and Patrick got together to adjust and calibrate the bots we used for the Kickstarter video. Support all future bot repairs on our Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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🎵 Reunited
And it feels so good
Reunited
'Cause we understood 🎵
A reunion decades in the making! Back in December, Kevin, Bill, Beez and Patrick got together to adjust and calibrate the bots we used for the Kickstarter video. Support all future bot repairs on our Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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the strip law clips will continue until (my) morale improves

(stephen root is american treasure)

(strip law. February 20. netflix)
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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Coincidentally we're starting a Joe Estevez movie marathon on our Twitch in about ~30 minutes: www.twitch.tv/rifftrax
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Me: I want Democrats who plan to run for president to openly declare their support for full trans rights. This is my one requirement in order for me to consider voting for them.

Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
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I endorse the Pak Plan
When Ds are back in charge, they have to change everything. No moderate half-measures. Just relentless razing of the corrupt institutions that enriched the worst people in the world and propped up fascism.

A few suggestions...
February 13, 2026 at 2:36 AM
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In addition to lending us his talents on-screen, Trace Beaulieu will be art director for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
February 12, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.
We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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I am very happy about this!! bsky.app/profile/riff...
February 10, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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Folks, we've got Trace & Frank sign.
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM