Jason
@longwall26.bsky.social
Crime novelist, RiffTrax, motorcycle person https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
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*learns about the trolley problem* I’m gonna sketch this up real quick. Surely it won’t become the canonical representation
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
*learns about the trolley problem* I’m gonna sketch this up real quick. Surely it won’t become the canonical representation
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Coffee smells better than it tastes. I hate being Tricked By A Smell
July 30, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Coffee smells better than it tastes. I hate being Tricked By A Smell
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I got a Peanuts advent calendar with a little figurine for each day and so far the paint jobs have been… alarming. I think this is supposed to be Rerun but it looks like the ghost of Alfalfa from Little Rascals.
December 3, 2024 at 2:05 AM
I got a Peanuts advent calendar with a little figurine for each day and so far the paint jobs have been… alarming. I think this is supposed to be Rerun but it looks like the ghost of Alfalfa from Little Rascals.
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To give you an idea of how ridiculous the gerrymandering in Nashville is, here’s our district. They diluted a third of Nashville into a rural area about 50 times as large that extends north to the Kentucky border and about a third of the length of the state to the east.
December 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
To give you an idea of how ridiculous the gerrymandering in Nashville is, here’s our district. They diluted a third of Nashville into a rural area about 50 times as large that extends north to the Kentucky border and about a third of the length of the state to the east.
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In honor of Giving Tuesday, we're donating 10% of all profits today to the Helping Paws charity in support of their work to breed, train, and place assistance dogs for people in need. Our Cyber Monday deals are also extended for one more day.
rifftrax.com/offers
rifftrax.com/offers
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
In honor of Giving Tuesday, we're donating 10% of all profits today to the Helping Paws charity in support of their work to breed, train, and place assistance dogs for people in need. Our Cyber Monday deals are also extended for one more day.
rifftrax.com/offers
rifftrax.com/offers
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I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
October 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found a flowchart which helps you navigate the IT landscape
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To celebrate Small Business Saturday, we're extending Black Friday deals for one more day. RiffTrax is an independently-owned company of less than 20 employees and we couldn't keep doing what we do without your support: rifftrax.com/offers
November 29, 2025 at 4:45 PM
To celebrate Small Business Saturday, we're extending Black Friday deals for one more day. RiffTrax is an independently-owned company of less than 20 employees and we couldn't keep doing what we do without your support: rifftrax.com/offers
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Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this
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this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
cnb.cx
November 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
this is, again, a case of someone who has not done any kind of real work in decades (maybe ever, she has a degree in political science and has been doing HR her entire career) who think the bullshit they sleepwalk through every day is work and don't understand why real human beings get tired by it
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me: *sees a dead bird* this is a bad omen
wife: you're ruining thanksgiving
wife: you're ruining thanksgiving
November 23, 2023 at 5:07 PM
me: *sees a dead bird* this is a bad omen
wife: you're ruining thanksgiving
wife: you're ruining thanksgiving
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Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Who needs the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade when you have the fever dream of Fun In Balloonland? Please enjoy about ~1 minute of the most insane yet somehow real footage you will ever see.
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From the RiffTrax family to yours, we are wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
From the RiffTrax family to yours, we are wishing you a very happy Thanksgiving!
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Ain't no rule that says the chimp can't play baseball. rifftrax.com/the-riffers-...
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Ain't no rule that says the chimp can't play baseball. rifftrax.com/the-riffers-...
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Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
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i've been the monkey anxiety bitch for TEN YEARS
just shared this in a group and realised it’s the anniversary of this absolute s tier tweet by @jon-snow-420.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
i've been the monkey anxiety bitch for TEN YEARS
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The thing about Carville's piece is that it's a perfect example of the way centrists can't write literally anything without getting in a few jabs at the left/minorities. It's entirely possible to run on "economic rage," sure. There's no need to go, "And remember what some people on Tumblr said??"
November 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The thing about Carville's piece is that it's a perfect example of the way centrists can't write literally anything without getting in a few jabs at the left/minorities. It's entirely possible to run on "economic rage," sure. There's no need to go, "And remember what some people on Tumblr said??"
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this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
November 22, 2025 at 7:45 AM
okay so here’s the actual bad part of the article
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
“oh it never affected my coverage” horse and also shit
and what the fuck is Lizza doing sitting on this while RFK takes a buzz saw to American health so he can sell substack subscriptions
ghouls, the lot of them
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my main takeaway is it's crazy she's got her Christmas tree up already
Greene: I will be resigning from office, with my last day being January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
my main takeaway is it's crazy she's got her Christmas tree up already
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I'm worried this means she has plans the next day
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I'm worried this means she has plans the next day
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It's a Star Wars ripoff starring Richard Kiel... WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? The Humanoid is now on RiffTrax!
www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It's a Star Wars ripoff starring Richard Kiel... WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? The Humanoid is now on RiffTrax!
www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
www.rifftrax.com/the-humanoid
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Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days
Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books
Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.
peopleofcolorintech.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days