Jason
LightNews LightNews
banner
longwall26.bsky.social
Jason
@longwall26.bsky.social
12K followers 510 following 420 posts
Crime novelist, RiffTrax, motorcycle person https://www.jasonphilipmiller.com
Posts Replies Media Videos
longwall26.bsky.social
So very tired
August 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
longwall26.bsky.social
A large group of photographers huddle around a single trash can that someone has knocked over and started a small fire inside.
June 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
Happy May 4, you fuckin nerds
The gang from the movie Ice Pirates
May 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
Come and take them, mr. trump you piece of shit
The most horrific doll you have ever imagined
May 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
Amazing
May 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
His time is now
April 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
April 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
Me rn
Press F to pay respects
April 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
Hot new ad copy idea: “Tough shit, loser”
Four models pose for an Alex Mill clothing ad. The copy reads “Sold out immediately — The New York Times.”
April 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
longwall26.bsky.social
Jay Leno delivering a hilarious monologue on the Tonight Show.
April 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
January 28, 2025 at 3:54 AM
longwall26.bsky.social
Look I can explain
The amazon dot com “keep shopping for” reminder. An image shows a baby wearing a curly brown wig.
January 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
longwall26.bsky.social
Needs way more numbers
January 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
This is an image of Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein freaking the fuck out.
January 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
Hhhmmmm
January 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
longwall26.bsky.social
Oh you think you can improve my post? Perhaps direct your remarks to my powerful legal team
A group of attorneys, ready to sue you and your entire family into the fires of hell
January 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
longwall26.bsky.social
Couple more
The timballo dough being pressed into a dutch oven. Rigatoni with red sauce have been added to the timballo. This layer of the timballo consists of whole hardboiled eggs and fresh mozzarella. Another timballo layer: whole queen olives and caramelized onions.
December 26, 2024 at 3:37 AM
longwall26.bsky.social
We did the thing again
A timballo just out of the oven. The timballo on a big cutting board. A knife hovers nearby. The timballo has been sliced open. Inside are veggie meatballs, pasta, whole boiled eggs, whole green olives, fresh mozzarella, provolone, caramelized onions, roasted vegetables, and spinach-ricotta raviolis with red sauce.
December 26, 2024 at 3:25 AM
longwall26.bsky.social
Mister Police I married the children. In the meadow. While I was in town. Lol. Lmao.
The crudely drawn snowman from that one terrible Michael Fassbender movie.
December 24, 2024 at 9:42 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
Nice try you son of a bitch
A banana lies in wait on a sidewalk
December 20, 2024 at 7:11 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
Disgusting. Disappointing. Society must take action
Two cats are cozy together on a sofa cushion.
December 20, 2024 at 5:15 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
“Get your shit together, man”
Charlie Brown and Linus in a Christmas tree lot.
December 14, 2024 at 6:05 PM
longwall26.bsky.social
Listen
A screenshot of a tweet reading “@GOP blocked you”
November 9, 2024 at 2:21 AM
longwall26.bsky.social
Couple more
December 26, 2023 at 3:54 AM
longwall26.bsky.social
More
December 26, 2023 at 3:53 AM