contemptress
@thejessness.bsky.social
tv+film editor+ae 🎬✂️
feline appreciator • yarn transformer
i’ll be on the dancefloor 🪩
[she/her]
📍cape town
feline appreciator • yarn transformer
i’ll be on the dancefloor 🪩
[she/her]
📍cape town
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contemptress
@thejessness.bsky.social
· Nov 15
new abyss, who dis?
turned around in the kitchen and dislocated my knee 🦵💥
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
turned around in the kitchen and dislocated my knee 🦵💥
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Kamaji 💛
how i’m tryna be
how i’m tryna be
September 28, 2024 at 12:04 PM
Kamaji 💛
how i’m tryna be
how i’m tryna be
spirited away.
altho i’ve not yet seen the boy & the heron
altho i’ve not yet seen the boy & the heron
In honor of Hayao Miyazaki's birthday, what's your favorite Studio Ghibli film? Doesn't have to be the one you think is "the best," just the one that nestled in your heart. Mine is Howl's Moving Castle.
a painting of howl 's moving castle shows a cloudy night sky
Alt: a pixelated gif of Howl's Castle sitting on a hillside under an evening sky.
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
spirited away.
altho i’ve not yet seen the boy & the heron
altho i’ve not yet seen the boy & the heron
🧶 ripped back these socks (again) coz i realized i wanted the ribbing to continue around the whole foot, not just the top. learning lots tho - picked up my stitches with only minor inconveniences
January 5, 2026 at 9:05 PM
🧶 ripped back these socks (again) coz i realized i wanted the ribbing to continue around the whole foot, not just the top. learning lots tho - picked up my stitches with only minor inconveniences
also, lol, mcd serve reconstituted beef, chicken and fish but suddenly people think they’re getting ribs? pffft
restructured pork is a helluva phrase
A new lawsuit claims McDonald's McRib name misleads customers into expecting rib meat, alleging the sandwich uses restructured pork instead.
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
also, lol, mcd serve reconstituted beef, chicken and fish but suddenly people think they’re getting ribs? pffft
restructured pork is a helluva phrase
A new lawsuit claims McDonald's McRib name misleads customers into expecting rib meat, alleging the sandwich uses restructured pork instead.
McDonald's McRib Is Misleading Customers, According To A New Lawsuit - The Takeout
www.thetakeout.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
restructured pork is a helluva phrase
a thing i will never understand is grilled lettuce 🤢
hot? lettuce? an abomination
hot? lettuce? an abomination
January 5, 2026 at 5:52 PM
a thing i will never understand is grilled lettuce 🤢
hot? lettuce? an abomination
hot? lettuce? an abomination
*subs not dubs (if that’s an option available to you)
if you’ve avoided netflix’s Culinary Class Wars based on the fkn awful title, i recommend you give it a go (if you’re into cooking shows, that is)
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 PM
*subs not dubs (if that’s an option available to you)
antichrist superstar and black books
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 5:13 PM
antichrist superstar and black books
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I see it’s that time of the month again
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I see it’s that time of the month again
if you’ve avoided netflix’s Culinary Class Wars based on the fkn awful title, i recommend you give it a go (if you’re into cooking shows, that is)
January 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
if you’ve avoided netflix’s Culinary Class Wars based on the fkn awful title, i recommend you give it a go (if you’re into cooking shows, that is)
these harlan coben dramas just get more and more ridiculous huh?
January 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
these harlan coben dramas just get more and more ridiculous huh?
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🧶 #temperatureblanket 2025 💫
so happy with this one, love the simplicity of the pattern. will likely make another 💖
so happy with this one, love the simplicity of the pattern. will likely make another 💖
January 3, 2026 at 1:48 PM
🧶 #temperatureblanket 2025 💫
so happy with this one, love the simplicity of the pattern. will likely make another 💖
so happy with this one, love the simplicity of the pattern. will likely make another 💖
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Bafflingly there are still people out there in the world who think being passionate about nature is “kind of weird”. or “a niche interest”. These people have it all wrong. Nature isn’t some quirky sideline to the main business. It IS the main business. Nature is us.
January 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Bafflingly there are still people out there in the world who think being passionate about nature is “kind of weird”. or “a niche interest”. These people have it all wrong. Nature isn’t some quirky sideline to the main business. It IS the main business. Nature is us.
no cheating, reskeet the most recent picture of your pet(s)
January 2, 2026 at 12:03 PM
no cheating, reskeet the most recent picture of your pet(s)
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Alt makes the text in your screenshot discoverable #pleasealt
January 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Alt makes the text in your screenshot discoverable #pleasealt
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to learn the fate of the jade tortoise, turn to page 43
to explode into a cursed fireball, incinerating your very soul and experiencing true death, turn to page 81
to explode into a cursed fireball, incinerating your very soul and experiencing true death, turn to page 81
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 AM
to learn the fate of the jade tortoise, turn to page 43
to explode into a cursed fireball, incinerating your very soul and experiencing true death, turn to page 81
to explode into a cursed fireball, incinerating your very soul and experiencing true death, turn to page 81
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“Everyone Wants to Do Ayahuasca but Nobody Wants to Do the Dishes”
December 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
“Everyone Wants to Do Ayahuasca but Nobody Wants to Do the Dishes”
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New hobby for 2026 = unlocked
January 1, 2026 at 9:21 PM
New hobby for 2026 = unlocked
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The cynics already turning on Mamdani for being suspiciously good-natured can take a long walk off a short pier. The time for eye-rolling and wanking-off motions in the face of sincerity and truth are fucking over.
January 1, 2026 at 9:36 PM
The cynics already turning on Mamdani for being suspiciously good-natured can take a long walk off a short pier. The time for eye-rolling and wanking-off motions in the face of sincerity and truth are fucking over.
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can any new yorkers ask the mayor if his wife is single for me
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
can any new yorkers ask the mayor if his wife is single for me
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM