beetlejess
@thejessness.bsky.social
tv+film editor+ae 🎬✂️
feline appreciator • yarn transformer
i’ll be on the dancefloor 🪩
[she/her]
📍cape town
feline appreciator • yarn transformer
i’ll be on the dancefloor 🪩
[she/her]
📍cape town
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beetlejess
@thejessness.bsky.social
· Nov 15
new abyss, who dis?
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be there or be square!
me:
me:
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
be there or be square!
me:
me:
my brother bought me a shirt with our family crest on it 🥰
(artwork by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social) 💖
(artwork by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social) 💖
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
my brother bought me a shirt with our family crest on it 🥰
(artwork by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social) 💖
(artwork by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social) 💖
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some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
some people need to ask themselves “is it really this important to be so fucking wrong”
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MTG making death threats: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
MTG receiving death threats: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
MTG receiving death threats: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
November 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
MTG making death threats: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
MTG receiving death threats: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
MTG receiving death threats: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck.
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I probably sound like a broken record, but I cannot wait for this AI bubble to burst, I want to see the architects of this tech to be taken for every penny by those whose artwork they stole for training data, and I want those tools to cease function and be confined to the same memory hole as NFTs.
Ubisoft and Treyarch resorting to regurgitative AI in their big $70 “AAA” games is simply pathetic.
The lack of integrity, the lack of dignity, the lack of pride. Sure, it’s all expected, but nonetheless miserably *pathetic* to witness.
Have some fucking self respect for once.
The lack of integrity, the lack of dignity, the lack of pride. Sure, it’s all expected, but nonetheless miserably *pathetic* to witness.
Have some fucking self respect for once.
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I probably sound like a broken record, but I cannot wait for this AI bubble to burst, I want to see the architects of this tech to be taken for every penny by those whose artwork they stole for training data, and I want those tools to cease function and be confined to the same memory hole as NFTs.
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Paul Krugman only reads blogs and that is why he, unlike everyone else who has been in punditry for decades, has never lost his mind
If you need me, tap me on the shoulder. I’ll be happily working all day listening to this on a loop.
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Paul Krugman only reads blogs and that is why he, unlike everyone else who has been in punditry for decades, has never lost his mind
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Speaking of Wu-Tang, a new family moved into the neighborhood and put this in their yard. I’m gonna fry up a pound of Bacon and give it to them as a housewarming gift.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Speaking of Wu-Tang, a new family moved into the neighborhood and put this in their yard. I’m gonna fry up a pound of Bacon and give it to them as a housewarming gift.
aesop rock
MF DOOM
jean grae
gift of gab
*daveed diggs
(this question is too difficult)
*had to change my final answer
MF DOOM
jean grae
gift of gab
*daveed diggs
(this question is too difficult)
*had to change my final answer
6. Who are your top five rappers of all time (male or female)?
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
aesop rock
MF DOOM
jean grae
gift of gab
*daveed diggs
(this question is too difficult)
*had to change my final answer
MF DOOM
jean grae
gift of gab
*daveed diggs
(this question is too difficult)
*had to change my final answer
olives
8. What is something you can only appreciate after becoming an adult?
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
olives
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Interestingly, that line was an ad-lib.
The original scripted line was "I flip you for real."
The original scripted line was "I flip you for real."
November 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Interestingly, that line was an ad-lib.
The original scripted line was "I flip you for real."
The original scripted line was "I flip you for real."
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All girls should learn at least one martial art, and all parents of girls should make sure it happens.
Also, all public services should be nationalised, landlords should be stripped of their holdings without recompense and those holdings should immediately be put to use providing homes.
Also UBI.
Also, all public services should be nationalised, landlords should be stripped of their holdings without recompense and those holdings should immediately be put to use providing homes.
Also UBI.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 AM
All girls should learn at least one martial art, and all parents of girls should make sure it happens.
Also, all public services should be nationalised, landlords should be stripped of their holdings without recompense and those holdings should immediately be put to use providing homes.
Also UBI.
Also, all public services should be nationalised, landlords should be stripped of their holdings without recompense and those holdings should immediately be put to use providing homes.
Also UBI.
managed to finish a heel on the plane - remembered to swap out my chiaogoos for some wooden basix so they wouldn’t get confiscated 🧶
November 14, 2025 at 11:02 AM
managed to finish a heel on the plane - remembered to swap out my chiaogoos for some wooden basix so they wouldn’t get confiscated 🧶
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A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
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a riff on the most famous johnny cash lyric in the replies to an article _about johnny cash_ being interpreted as a death threat is the type of braindead, uncultured and ignorant moderation we've come to expect from the mods here
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
a riff on the most famous johnny cash lyric in the replies to an article _about johnny cash_ being interpreted as a death threat is the type of braindead, uncultured and ignorant moderation we've come to expect from the mods here
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chat, is this bad?
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
chat, is this bad?
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Love to post on the website run by the functionally illiterate.
November 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Love to post on the website run by the functionally illiterate.
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Theo Jansen shared beautiful footage that shows how his wind-powered "Strandbeest" walking sculptures have evolved over time. laughingsquid.com/strandbeest-...
The Extraordinary Evolution of Theo Jansen's Incredible Wind-Powered 'Strandbeest' Walking Sculptures
Theo Jansen shared beautiful footage that shows how his wind-powered "Strandbeest" walking sculptures have evolved over time.
laughingsquid.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Theo Jansen shared beautiful footage that shows how his wind-powered "Strandbeest" walking sculptures have evolved over time. laughingsquid.com/strandbeest-...
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Going to the Sistine Chapel and singing “more than a ceiling…” 🎵
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Going to the Sistine Chapel and singing “more than a ceiling…” 🎵
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cut to: cameron’s editor beating him with a big stick
The runtime for ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’ has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes.
The longest film in the trilogy.
The longest film in the trilogy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
cut to: cameron’s editor beating him with a big stick
cut to: cameron’s editor beating him with a big stick
The runtime for ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’ has been listed at 3 hours & 15 minutes.
The longest film in the trilogy.
The longest film in the trilogy.
November 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
cut to: cameron’s editor beating him with a big stick
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Actors should take note: this is excellent 'go home, you're drunk' body language. First walk like you've got a pantsful. Sway inexplicably. Few more steps and BAM! on your face, still swinging legs.
Bonus points for the 'Quick, hide it behind the sheet!' fail. No Notes, everybody hit the showers.
Bonus points for the 'Quick, hide it behind the sheet!' fail. No Notes, everybody hit the showers.
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Actors should take note: this is excellent 'go home, you're drunk' body language. First walk like you've got a pantsful. Sway inexplicably. Few more steps and BAM! on your face, still swinging legs.
Bonus points for the 'Quick, hide it behind the sheet!' fail. No Notes, everybody hit the showers.
Bonus points for the 'Quick, hide it behind the sheet!' fail. No Notes, everybody hit the showers.
what movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
what movie villain is a horrible "person", but an absolute joy to watch on screen?