Sensual Kazoo
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Sensual Kazoo
@sensualkazoo.bsky.social
he/him or they/them, born in 93, queer furry anarchist mess, cops can eat my entire ass
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now we're being asked to sacrifice our PCs, laptops, and smart phones for the fringe use-cases for AI.

fuck this.
February 18, 2026 at 12:12 PM
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I think it’s time for Democratic leaders to start saying “if you’re a pilot or ground crew involved in a deportation that was stayed by a judge, you’ll be held criminally liable for human trafficking.” Everyone involved in these flights should have that fear in the back of their minds.
Overnight, this probable ICE flight landed in Benin and is now returning to Senegal, likely for a crew layover.
February 16, 2026 at 10:57 AM
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It's notable to me that Athens as a city has existed since its inception unto this very day in a meaningfully similar spirit, whereas Sparta had to be rebuilt from scratch after it was sacked by Visgoths after becoming essentially Disneyland for Romans for several centuries.
And then Spartan Oliganthropia enters the chat
February 16, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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🚨 CENTAUR THREAD INCOMING 🚨
Behold, all my horrible centaur memes in one place.
First, the most important centaur question:
February 16, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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I guess I do agree that AI is a big deal in the sense that it’s going to make everything worse for the foreseeable future against all reason, logic, and evidence of it largely being a scam staring all of us in the face
February 16, 2026 at 4:49 PM
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Charlie made her stop because grooming teen girls is the man’s job in a traditional Christian household
February 16, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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New response to any criticism of my podcasts just dropped
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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happy valentines day to the lovers and the biters 💗
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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Wait the video is actually longer than this and gets even better 🤣🤣 here's the whole thing

Nazi kid: I'm just standing here peacefully.

Hero kid: You can peacefully go fuck yourself

Nazi kid: woah that's against school code!! No swearing in the school!

School security lady: Ummm yeahhhhh kid ok
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: “I was literally begging the agent who was holding me back to let me do CPR,” she told The Intercept.
The Woman Alex Pretti Was Killed Trying to Defend Is an EMT. Federal Agents Stopped Her From Giving First Aid.
One of the women Alex Pretti was killed trying to defend is an EMT. Federal agents stopped her from giving him first aid.
interc.pt
February 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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being unemployed rocks
February 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.
February 13, 2026 at 1:20 PM
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Jeffrey Epstein to Bill Gates in December 2016:

“come to visit the island. new adminstration people visiting”

(www.justice.gov/epstein/file...)
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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This is a vivid, horribly relevant read. “She does not sleep well. And as you lift up her pajama top to check her rash one morning, you see that her breathing is labored, shadows pooling between her ribs when she sucks in air. You suffer an icy moment of realization: This is a medical crisis.”
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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It's not a new observation at this point but that wild Noem/Lewandowski story in WSJ really brings home the extent to which all the Trump 2 cabinet-level goblins see their jobs as flying private, doing short-form video, and screaming at underlings. They all hate each other and none of them can read.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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Oh my God the entire Democratic base has given itself OCD
this is a stress that cannot be resolved because there will ALWAYS be SOMETHING or SOMEONE they find that relights the fears and the anxieties and then it's right back to demanding tons of total strangers give them total unified behavior and promises to allay the fear and anxieties
February 12, 2026 at 2:17 PM
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Adrian Chiles you magnificent bastard you’ve done it again
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 PM
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something to desire when you have almost everything
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 AM
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It is insane to me we are in a cultural moment where manufacturers are finally realizing that oh, yeah, we should put buttons back in the cars, and yet Rivian is forging ahead with two software-defined toggle wheels on the steering wheel and touchscreens. While also still refusing to add CarPlay lol
February 10, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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The US is a nation of paradoxes.
The poor are parasitic even though the rich have everything. Masculinity is sacred and superior but is constantly under threat. They'd even have you believe that women are actually made from mens spare parts.
Seems like a lot of convenient bullshit to me.
The US extracted the wealth from Puerto Rico through sugar/tobacco plantations for decades while paying farm laborers almost nothing. The Jones act has taxed Puerto Ricans to prop up a US shipping cartel for a century. The only parasites are the wealthy Americans extracting wealth from the island.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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i love making space warlord baby trading simulator.jpg
www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/i-...
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
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This kind of shit doesn't even upset me anymore but it's wild because the US absolutely recognized the Armenian Genocide. But, because Biden did it, they can't accept that. So the official policy returns to Genocide denial explicitly to own the libs.
February 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Super Bowl viewers Sunday speculated that 5-year-old Liam Conejo Ramos appeared in the halftime show. In fact, he has been in hiding with his family.

“He can’t sleep well at night. He wakes up three or four times a night screaming, ‘Daddy, Daddy,’” Liam's father Adrian Conejo Arias, said.
‘He’s not the same’: Father of Liam Conejo Ramos says 5-year-old continues to suffer
Some people thought they say the 5-year-old during the Super Bowl halftime show. But Liam is still in hiding with his family, after he and his father were detained and then released from a Texas deten...
www.mprnews.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:11 AM
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM