Xalavier Nelson Jr. 🔜 GDC
@writnelson.bsky.social
Running @StrangeScaffold. Wrote for MtG, Borderlands 4, I Am Your Beast & more. Lead VA in Hellraiser: Revival. BAFTA nom. Christian! He/Him. Repped by CAA.
Pinned
💰Short a baby
📱Hire strange consultants
📍Six replayable campaigns of absurd stock trading action
💸 More campaigns + modes coming every week, starting NEXT WEEK
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is out RIGHT NOW. Buy a copy--and tell a friend!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
📱Hire strange consultants
📍Six replayable campaigns of absurd stock trading action
💸 More campaigns + modes coming every week, starting NEXT WEEK
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is out RIGHT NOW. Buy a copy--and tell a friend!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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How much worse is trading alien baby futures than the countless financial crimes that happen every single day? aftermath.site/space-warlord-...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Is About As Evil As The Real Stock Market
Trading alien baby futures seems evil, but have you seen Kalshi?
aftermath.site
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
How much worse is trading alien baby futures than the countless financial crimes that happen every single day? aftermath.site/space-warlord-...
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Best headline of the day
I was the Bernie Madoff of speculative baby trading until my prize infant gargled horse tranquiliser and died
Stupid, selfish babies.
www.pcgamer.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Best headline of the day
i love making space warlord baby trading simulator.jpg
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February 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
i love making space warlord baby trading simulator.jpg
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“Please enjoy the museum”:
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
February 10, 2026 at 3:02 PM
“Please enjoy the museum”:
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
Relooted is OUT NOW!
Please share!
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We're so close to 250 Steam reviews? In just over a week???
Thank you all so much for giving a game like Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator a shot--and if you haven't left your review, yet, please do so! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Thank you all so much for giving a game like Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator a shot--and if you haven't left your review, yet, please do so! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
We're so close to 250 Steam reviews? In just over a week???
Thank you all so much for giving a game like Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator a shot--and if you haven't left your review, yet, please do so! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Thank you all so much for giving a game like Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator a shot--and if you haven't left your review, yet, please do so! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
he's the worst person I've ever written, and I wrote for Cartman
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
he's the worst person I've ever written, and I wrote for Cartman
DAMN GOOD CHAT
February 10, 2026 at 3:32 AM
DAMN GOOD CHAT
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space warlord baby trading simulator is really psycho (positively)
February 8, 2026 at 10:59 PM
space warlord baby trading simulator is really psycho (positively)
Writing this ending physically hurt me. We had three consecutive meetings where the opening topic was how much of a piece of shit Wenbill is
i hate this creature with every fiber of my being.
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Writing this ending physically hurt me. We had three consecutive meetings where the opening topic was how much of a piece of shit Wenbill is
Man i hope so
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Man i hope so
i have no option to believe anything else
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
i have no option to believe anything else
Thank you!!
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Thank you!!
WE DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE PREGNANT
IT WAS A SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY
IT WAS A SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY
February 10, 2026 at 1:28 AM
WE DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE PREGNANT
IT WAS A SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY
IT WAS A SELF-FULFILLING PROPHECY
some videos are for your game
others... are to exorcise the demons
play space warlord baby trading simulator today
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
others... are to exorcise the demons
play space warlord baby trading simulator today
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
some videos are for your game
others... are to exorcise the demons
play space warlord baby trading simulator today
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
others... are to exorcise the demons
play space warlord baby trading simulator today
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Thank you!!
February 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Thank you!!
We're so close to 250 Steam reviews? In just over a week???
Thank you all so much for giving a game like Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator a shot--and if you haven't left your review, yet, please do so! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Thank you all so much for giving a game like Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator a shot--and if you haven't left your review, yet, please do so! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
We're so close to 250 Steam reviews? In just over a week???
Thank you all so much for giving a game like Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator a shot--and if you haven't left your review, yet, please do so! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Thank you all so much for giving a game like Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator a shot--and if you haven't left your review, yet, please do so! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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me every five seconds in Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM
me every five seconds in Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
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that's it. that's the entire game in one post.
fuck the stock market dude.
fuck the stock market dude.
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 AM
that's it. that's the entire game in one post.
fuck the stock market dude.
fuck the stock market dude.
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
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I've found a couple of nice behind-the-scenes gigs that will keep me afloat for a bit. But a reminder that I'm very much looking for work. Heading into the busy spring season of game releases, I'd love to find some steady stuff!
Alright, here's the official I'm looking for work thread. After four years at Inverse, taking the lead on gaming coverage, I'm now completely open to work. I've been a reporter, editor, podcast host, and much more. If you want to see what I can bring to the table, here's some of my best from Inverse
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I've found a couple of nice behind-the-scenes gigs that will keep me afloat for a bit. But a reminder that I'm very much looking for work. Heading into the busy spring season of game releases, I'd love to find some steady stuff!
that's it. that's the entire game in one post.
fuck the stock market dude.
fuck the stock market dude.
February 9, 2026 at 10:24 AM
that's it. that's the entire game in one post.
fuck the stock market dude.
fuck the stock market dude.
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gambling is easy. just win.
February 7, 2026 at 5:14 AM
gambling is easy. just win.
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The Space Warlord Baby Trading Experience w/ @robodessert.bsky.social @griefsodeerly.animalclowncar.party @tietuesday.bsky.social @clowndepot.mariogolf.info & @barrykramer.bsky.social
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The Space Warlord Baby Trading Experience w/ @robodessert.bsky.social @griefsodeerly.animalclowncar.party @tietuesday.bsky.social @clowndepot.mariogolf.info & @barrykramer.bsky.social