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Strange Scaffold
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A new kind of game studio. Creators of I Am Your Beast / El Paso, Elsewhere / and more.

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Strange Scaffold @strangescaffold.bsky.social · 17d
It's time to SHORT THAT BABY! 📈

Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is OUT NOW on Steam!

PLUS even more campaigns and content coming out over the next weeks and months! 💚👽

store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
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startmenu.bsky.social
Space Baby Warlord Baby Trading Simulator delivers everything it promises with its title, and more.

@stopcar.ing reviews.
Review | Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator - I Shorted A Baby (And It Felt So Good) — startmenu
Space Baby Warlord Baby Trading Simulator delivers everything it promises with its title, and more. Artemis Octavio reviews.
www.startmenu.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 3:03 PM
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unclecastlevanya.bsky.social
Went from everyone in the discord being deeply confused to everyone cheering on me shorting a baby. @strangescaffold.bsky.social, you done did it again.
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 AM
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rofish.bsky.social
omg

space warlord baby trading simulator is like... exactly my thing. just pure dopamine injected in my veins.

2.9 hours in and i'm already outright demolishing the gold ranks
summary chart of end of a run of space warlord baby trader. number go up. number go very up.
February 15, 2026 at 6:54 AM
strangescaffold.bsky.social
Give them what they really want this Valentine's Day...

The ability to Short a Baby on the galactic market and profit from their simulated misery.

The Market supports [traders desired emotion] today.

store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator on Steam
Buy low, sell high, and short an entire universe of babies in this arcade stock market sim set in the world of Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator.
store.steampowered.com
February 14, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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landon.wtf
say it with me:

short.
that.
baby!
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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strangescaffold.bsky.social
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Content Update 2 is OUT NOW!

This free update brings SCENARIOS MODE featuring...

💽 New Challenges Outside Campaigns
📈 Six Scenarios each with a Challenging New Twist
👽 Unlock Mode Specific Portraits and Titles

Full notes
store.steampowered.com/news/app/364...
Text reads... Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Content Update 2 Scenarios Mode Six new scenarios Challenging new twists Unlock new portraits and titles Strange Scaffold, Frosty Pop. This image shows a screenshot from the new scenarios mode, the text reads... Best: $2,302,362 You're getting shut out. Every day, a random assortment of planets are removed from your trade interface based on new trading caps. Make credits on the space in-between. This image features the nine unlockable portraits you can earn and use in Scenarios Mode as your progress. Five are unlocked and four are locked. It also shows that your character is Level 3 and has earned a profit of $185537350 in total across all the scenarios so far. This is an image that details the the post launch roadmap for the game. The text reads... Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Post Launch Roadmap February 5 (which has "out now" over the top of it): Two (which has "three" over the top of it" new campaigns February 12 (which also has "out now" over the top of it): A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios February 19: Two new campaigns, more scenarios, and the addition of a daily challenge mode. With more to come over two months of free updates. The image features the top of the head of an alien baby at the bottom, that is being climbed on by multiple besuited aliens who are scrabbling over a suitcase full of money. This case is being held alot by one alien while other fall and more grab at the one holding the cash. It also features to logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop.
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
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quigonjinntonic.bsky.social
Scenarios update for Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is perfect

Career mode with your own Glup Shitto and some crazy hard challenges
February 13, 2026 at 5:02 AM
strangescaffold.bsky.social
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Content Update 2 is OUT NOW!

This free update brings SCENARIOS MODE featuring...

💽 New Challenges Outside Campaigns
📈 Six Scenarios each with a Challenging New Twist
👽 Unlock Mode Specific Portraits and Titles

Full notes
store.steampowered.com/news/app/364...
Text reads... Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Content Update 2 Scenarios Mode Six new scenarios Challenging new twists Unlock new portraits and titles Strange Scaffold, Frosty Pop. This image shows a screenshot from the new scenarios mode, the text reads... Best: $2,302,362 You're getting shut out. Every day, a random assortment of planets are removed from your trade interface based on new trading caps. Make credits on the space in-between. This image features the nine unlockable portraits you can earn and use in Scenarios Mode as your progress. Five are unlocked and four are locked. It also shows that your character is Level 3 and has earned a profit of $185537350 in total across all the scenarios so far. This is an image that details the the post launch roadmap for the game. The text reads... Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Post Launch Roadmap February 5 (which has "out now" over the top of it): Two (which has "three" over the top of it" new campaigns February 12 (which also has "out now" over the top of it): A new game mode with a number of challenging scenarios February 19: Two new campaigns, more scenarios, and the addition of a daily challenge mode. With more to come over two months of free updates. The image features the top of the head of an alien baby at the bottom, that is being climbed on by multiple besuited aliens who are scrabbling over a suitcase full of money. This case is being held alot by one alien while other fall and more grab at the one holding the cash. It also features to logos for Strange Scaffold and Frosty Pop.
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 PM
strangescaffold.bsky.social
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is getting its second content update very soon with the new Scenarios mode.

It's time to get in on the ground floor. 📉

store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/
This image shows Bilbo Baggins in the film version of The Lord Of The Rings when he is considering keeping The Ring. However, we have our friend Mr. Zip It from Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator holding stocks that they would use on the Baby Market. Text reads "after all, why shouldn't I trade them?"
February 11, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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writnelson.bsky.social
so, we're releasing the scenarios update for baby trading simulator real soon, which will mean we've more than doubled the size of the game in two weeks

you'll probably enjoy it
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
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edb87.bsky.social
Scared my wife last night after screaming when a short worth hundreds of thousands of credits paid off because an alien baby war hero stole a hovercraft and lost a limb, causing them to sink into an dark depression and pick a bar fight they did not survive.

Is this what Jordan Belfort felt like?
Logo for Strange Scaffold's Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
i'm learning about investing
a tv playing a video of the game space warlord baby trading simulator northern lion is there
February 10, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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strangescaffold.bsky.social
me going back into toxic situations thinking this time it'll be different.
February 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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charmwitch.bsky.social
I'm on discord with my friends for my birthday and one of them is playing a game and screaming "we gotta SHORT A BABY!!" and apparently this is about stocks.
February 11, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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frogmentarii.bsky.social
First round of coloring for this. Wanted to do something with a color pop, but I'll make a "proper colors" version later!
#elpasoelsewhere @strangescaffold.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
Even in ideal conditions, how much worse is this than owning Nestlé stock? aftermath.site/space-warlor...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator is also a game that could not be more germane to the moment. The last six years have been maddening if you believe in anything resembling financial regulation. Gambling is functionally legal from your phone in most of the country, the market has never been less rational, insider trading is happening nakedly on a historic scale and the entire economy is held together by bubble gum, petty scams and investments that mathematically could never pay out. Every day you wake up, and every day you think “this will be the day that the bottom falls out,” and that sensation of freefalling you felt in 2008, if you were old enough to remember it, forms like a lead ball in your stomach. This is not to say that there was some golden era in which the markets were ever ethical–the average 401k or pension quietly finances pure evil–but there was a degree of plausible deniability diffused in the market. Private equity, crypto, and the AI bubble have made those realities increasingly harder to ignore, and now everything is gambling to some degree. And now prediction markets like Kalshi and Polymarket let you bet on the outcomes of everything including war with little to no oversight. There’s literally a grotesque Kalshi ad with roughly the premise as this game made with enthusiastic generative AI slop aliens and zero self awareness. Given how supremely warped the world we live in is, how much worse is it, really, to short a baby?
February 10, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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aftermath.site
How much worse is trading alien baby futures than the countless financial crimes that happen every single day? aftermath.site/space-warlord-...
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator Is About As Evil As The Real Stock Market
Trading alien baby futures seems evil, but have you seen Kalshi?
aftermath.site
February 10, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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writnelson.bsky.social
i love making space warlord baby trading simulator.jpg
www.pcgamer.com/games/sim/i-...
February 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
strangescaffold.bsky.social
me going back into toxic situations thinking this time it'll be different.
February 10, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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writnelson.bsky.social
some videos are for your game
others... are to exorcise the demons

play space warlord baby trading simulator today
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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developerdamien.bsky.social
Been watching too much Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator because I just found my favorite shirt that went m8ssing almost a year ago that I thought I lost on a trip, and I could hear my stock price increase

Sorry shorters
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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roserosenfield.bsky.social
*removes chill tags on stream description* SCREW MY BROKEN BODY WE GOT SPACE BABIES TO SHORT ON!!! LET'S GET RICH ON WEDS THE 11TH OF FEB WHEN THE GALACTIC MARKETS OPEN AT THESE TIMES [11:00 PDT / 14:00 EDT / 19:00 GMT / 20:00 CET] 💸💸💸🌹
Youtube thumbnail for the game Space Warlord Baby trading Simulator which features a giant alien baby with other aliens climbing all over it.
February 10, 2026 at 10:23 AM
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writnelson.bsky.social
We're so close to 250 Steam reviews? In just over a week???

Thank you all so much for giving a game like Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator a shot--and if you haven't left your review, yet, please do so! It really helps!!
store.steampowered.com/app/3642000/...
February 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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laurakbuzz.bsky.social
Queer & Pleasant Strangers - Elevated Transitions Excitement

In this episode:
Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
Cairn
Deep Rock Galactic - Season 6
MCR Leaks
and more.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV2M...
Queer & Pleasant Strangers - Elevated Transitions Excitement
YouTube video by LauraKBuzz
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February 9, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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lunamorgana.bsky.social
me every five seconds in Space Warlord Baby Trading Simulator
"Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over." - Warren Buffett
February 9, 2026 at 6:21 PM