Damien Crawford
@developerdamien.bsky.social
Indie dev, witch; fae/faer. I've made a 99 character RPG, a game about retired adventurers, a fake MMO, and other things. Games at cannibalinteractive.itch.io contact: cannibalinteractive@gmail.com
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All of my games are on sale for a week but additionally itchio's not taking their cut for the next 24 hours, so check out my games and other projects here as they're all half off!
cannibalinteractive.itch.io
cannibalinteractive.itch.io
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“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Hurricane Helene. Not one has been approved.
Hundreds of residents signed up for FEMA buyouts after Helene. Not one has been approved.
More than a year after applying for a federal buyout, many North Carolina homeowners have heard almost nothing definitive.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
“Then they shouldn’t have voted for this!”
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
Bitch, Asheville is a blue college town and the county has gone blue for decades. I am so sick of this “if I pretend disasters only happen to red areas, it means I’m safe because I’m properly on the left!” No. You’re not safe. That’s why we save everybody.
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Still looking, still looking
You may have noticed a slight name change.
I am indeed back in the market for narrative design, game writing, technical writing, and even prose and non-fiction. I do fantasy, horror, historical and sci-fi.
Experience across solo, indie, triple-I and AAA development.
Available on your schedule
I am indeed back in the market for narrative design, game writing, technical writing, and even prose and non-fiction. I do fantasy, horror, historical and sci-fi.
Experience across solo, indie, triple-I and AAA development.
Available on your schedule
a girl with pink hair is sitting on a sidewalk with her head in her hands
ALT: a girl with pink hair is sitting on a sidewalk with her head in her hands
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Still looking, still looking
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Damien Crawford's Golf Experience 2024, a game where you play as an amateur who doesn't know things like what direction the wind is or how to aim in a non-cardinal direction, is on sale for 25% off (just $2.99)! No meters in this game, just golf
store.steampowered.com/app/3245790/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3245790/...
December 23, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Damien Crawford's Golf Experience 2024, a game where you play as an amateur who doesn't know things like what direction the wind is or how to aim in a non-cardinal direction, is on sale for 25% off (just $2.99)! No meters in this game, just golf
store.steampowered.com/app/3245790/...
store.steampowered.com/app/3245790/...
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The "shorter games with worse graphics" meme only works if you spend money on the games. If you don't, it turns out that actually you *were* kidding.
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The "shorter games with worse graphics" meme only works if you spend money on the games. If you don't, it turns out that actually you *were* kidding.
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CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Torture)
March 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
CBT (Cognitive Behavioral Torture)
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I don't want to look back on 2025 and I don't have any resolutions for 2026
December 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I don't want to look back on 2025 and I don't have any resolutions for 2026
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For those that have played 'I Have Low Stats But My Class Is "Leader", So I Recruited Everyone I Know To Fight The Dark Lord' (which is on sale on Steam and itchio right now), Mojisola's the main character in the tactics game I'm working on, and I've finally got her skills to a spot I'm happy with
December 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
For those that have played 'I Have Low Stats But My Class Is "Leader", So I Recruited Everyone I Know To Fight The Dark Lord' (which is on sale on Steam and itchio right now), Mojisola's the main character in the tactics game I'm working on, and I've finally got her skills to a spot I'm happy with
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Purgatory Dungeoneer, the RPG where you play as retired adventurers for 10-15 minute runs, is on sale for 50% off! Check out a game where your backstory traumas are a resource! Also got an update with easier to read font recently!
store.steampowered.com/app/1963010/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1963010/...
December 20, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Purgatory Dungeoneer, the RPG where you play as retired adventurers for 10-15 minute runs, is on sale for 50% off! Check out a game where your backstory traumas are a resource! Also got an update with easier to read font recently!
store.steampowered.com/app/1963010/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1963010/...
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One of the starter packs I'm in is going around again so hello and this is your warning to my new followers
Got some new followers from somewhere so hello, I'm Damien and I make games that are best explained and described like this
March 12, 2025 at 10:07 AM
One of the starter packs I'm in is going around again so hello and this is your warning to my new followers
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The Gaza ceasefire, much like lifting the COVID lockdown, seems to be less of an attempt to solve the problem and more of a signal to the media that this is going to keep happening but it's time to stop talking about it.
December 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The Gaza ceasefire, much like lifting the COVID lockdown, seems to be less of an attempt to solve the problem and more of a signal to the media that this is going to keep happening but it's time to stop talking about it.
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and even if none of you end up "famous." you will help each other and you will make cool shit. and if your goal as a game dev is to "be famous" then idk fix your heart
Just gonna say this again for games sphere cus we get the same question:
Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.
Make. Friends.
Networking doesn't mean schmoozing up to famous people, it means making friends with your peers. Then in 10 years, 20, one of you might be famous? And sure you're still helping each other cus well yeah friends.
Make. Friends.
Talking to one of these types at a con who asked how I 'got in' with so many 'famous writers' who I'd been talking to and I said "we made friends before anyone knew who we were decades ago by striking up interesting conversations and enjoying each other's company" and he kept re-asking the question.
December 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
and even if none of you end up "famous." you will help each other and you will make cool shit. and if your goal as a game dev is to "be famous" then idk fix your heart
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cool new way to deflect questions from extended family when you can tell from years of earnest past attempts that nothing you say will possibly undo the decades of fox news brainwashing
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
cool new way to deflect questions from extended family when you can tell from years of earnest past attempts that nothing you say will possibly undo the decades of fox news brainwashing
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Trying to picture the scenario that would lead to a white guy talking to people at a writer's convention and them asking him with a straight face if he is Black.
This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Trying to picture the scenario that would lead to a white guy talking to people at a writer's convention and them asking him with a straight face if he is Black.
Hadn't installed Fortnite on my Switch 2 but just found out they brought Jinx back
Now looking at my Switch 2's data storage like
Now looking at my Switch 2's data storage like
December 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hadn't installed Fortnite on my Switch 2 but just found out they brought Jinx back
Now looking at my Switch 2's data storage like
Now looking at my Switch 2's data storage like
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- hostile climate
- low draw distance due to fog
- constant backdrop of plague
- dagoth ur plans world domination
- strange cultural customs
- low draw distance due to fog
- constant backdrop of plague
- dagoth ur plans world domination
- strange cultural customs
the week between christmas and NYE really is the Morrowind of the year
December 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
- hostile climate
- low draw distance due to fog
- constant backdrop of plague
- dagoth ur plans world domination
- strange cultural customs
- low draw distance due to fog
- constant backdrop of plague
- dagoth ur plans world domination
- strange cultural customs
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Also if you haven't left a review please do so! Only 5 away from reaching 50 and "Very Positive"!
Purgatory Dungeoneer, the RPG where you play as retired adventurers for 10-15 minute runs, is on sale for 50% off! Check out a game where your backstory traumas are a resource! Also got an update with easier to read font recently!
store.steampowered.com/app/1963010/...
store.steampowered.com/app/1963010/...
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Also if you haven't left a review please do so! Only 5 away from reaching 50 and "Very Positive"!
Spent about half the day napping and the other half grinding away in SMT V: Vengeance. An overall solid holiday.
Hope everyone's having a happy Christmahanukwanzakuh!
Hope everyone's having a happy Christmahanukwanzakuh!
December 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Spent about half the day napping and the other half grinding away in SMT V: Vengeance. An overall solid holiday.
Hope everyone's having a happy Christmahanukwanzakuh!
Hope everyone's having a happy Christmahanukwanzakuh!
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A frustrated Pedro Pascal asking Neil Druckmann, who was directing Pascal in a Last of Us episode, “do you like art?”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
A frustrated Pedro Pascal asking Neil Druckmann, who was directing Pascal in a Last of Us episode, “do you like art?”
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when you're looking into trying a new hobby and run into people who have been doing it longer than you've been alive
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
when you're looking into trying a new hobby and run into people who have been doing it longer than you've been alive
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: ...PASS IT AROUND, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF—
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
December 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: ...PASS IT AROUND, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, FORTY-SIX BOTTLES OF—
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
PRIEST: Can you *please* stop singing.
SKULL: I LIKE SINGING, WHAT ELSE AM I GOING TO DO
PRIEST: I am going insane.
SKULL: GIVE US AN UNCONQUERED HEART WHICH NO TRIBULATION CAN WEAR OUT
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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I like making video games.
December 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I like making video games.