Damien Crawford
LightNews LightNews
banner
developerdamien.bsky.social
Damien Crawford
@developerdamien.bsky.social
4.2K followers 580 following 5.6K posts
Indie dev, witch; fae/faer. I've made a 99 character RPG, a game about retired adventurers, a fake MMO, and other things. Games at cannibalinteractive.itch.io contact: cannibalinteractive@gmail.com
Posts Replies Media Videos
developerdamien.bsky.social
Wild how the Switch 2's screen is about as big as my entire Switch Lite
A Switch 2 and Switch Lite laying adjacent to each other on carpet.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
me not knowing whether marketing, legal, or PR needs to look at this first
A close up of Bobby Hill from King of the Hill's face. He's squinting, looking on with suspicion.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
developerdamien.bsky.social
dude gets a bunch of battle stats, a good star for it, then sees the Boss stadium and opts for the Baby Park race
November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Congratulations!
The victory screen of Super Smash Bros with eight players, the winner being a Mii made to look like Shinji Ikari and the other characters made to look like other members of the cast of Neon Genesis Evangelion save for King Dedede taking the place of Pen Pen.The victory screen of Super Smash Bros with eight players, the winner being a Mii made to look like Shinji Ikari and the other characters made to look like other members of the cast of Neon Genesis Evangelion save for King Dedede taking the place of Pen Pen.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 AM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Playing the Robot in Q-UP while I get work done today and this is what your inbox looks like when you have a 60% win rate
The email screen in the game Q-UP. From the bottom of the list to the top I've received three emails for perfect wins, one for a perfect loss, and then five more for perfect wins with the last three being back-to-back.
November 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
me playing Luke the Gambler in Q-UP: I have a couple skills that benefit going for attacking, but I'd rather just stack Exp+ stuff and cooperate :)

me playing as Peska the Troll:
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Honestly a shame that Moe isn't playable in Fortnite because he'd clearly be the expert

I do hope at least this is a Legendary gun that you can find
November 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Got a new Steam review for 'I Have Low Stats But My Class Is "Leader", So I Recruited Everyone I Know To Fight The Dark Lord' and it's nice to see when people Get It™
A Steam review posted on Halloween that rates the game Recommended at 1.9 hours played. The review says: I'm only a few levels in right now but everything Cannibal Interactive makes is for the real RPG sickos who turn the difficulty settings up to the highest level on their first playthrough just to feel something. Hell, I'd even go as far as to say you're not a real gamer if you can't enjoy this game. That's a skill issue on your end, buddy. There's great honest-to-god RPG classic mechanics under the hood that are so intense that my Steam Deck unfortunately handle, but it's worth every second playing to read the witty dialogue and trying to figure out which characters to focus on during each stage. I can't wait to play more.
November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
A picture of Kiryu from the Yakuza games holding an open briefcase of money, but a bunch of various heart emojis have been pasted over the suitcase's contents.
October 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Post you from a different era.

From my early 20s, living what everyone told me was a good life and wishing it'd all just end. Current times are tough, but I'm doing a lot better than I was in most ways
A 20 year old guy with no facial hair, short black hair, and extremely tired eyes. They're facing the camera with no attempt to smile, a half eaten chocolate donut in their right hand, and a glass of chocolate milk in the other.
October 31, 2025 at 8:22 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Finally getting to writing the actual script/dialogue for this game and feeling a catharsis writing this with how many games I play that have that kind of noble/rpg speak
Audamar: Hm, good to know. How was training? Mojisola: Cancelled, again. You have any need for an escort on your trade trips? Audamar: Pfft, don't talk to me like that. I'm glad you're paying attention in your lessons, but I'm not a noble so miss me with the “you have any need” shit.
October 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Well, good thing that we've had a couple sales going on this month, because while the money will come in next month this one's gonna be lean
Valve didn't send payment this month to Damien S Crawford because the balance due doesn't meet the minimum payment threshold of $100 USD as of the end of September.
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
ah... gonna be one of these days
A notification saying how "this account already exists". A notification saying how verification's needed for the account.
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
'I Have Low Stats But My Class Is "Leader", So I Recruited Everyone I Know To Fight The Dark Lord', a game where you recruit literally the entire starting town, is on sale for 65% off!

store.steampowered.com/app/1176040/...
October 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
developerdamien.bsky.social
I hope you have a happy birthday!
A birthday card in an isle where the bottom half isn't visible so it just shows the top part of Woody from Toy Story and the words "Another birthday? Don't".
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Hope you enjoy!
An 80's style anime woman with blonde hair saying "You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy".
October 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Appreciated!
Bender from Futurama in a chef's outfit, bowing slightly in gratitude.
October 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Please buy this game or any of my others on Steam or Itchio below so I can afford a Switch 2 and Kirby Air Riders. They're all also on sale

store.steampowered.com/search/?deve...

itch.io/s/163222/lat...
A JRPG fight scene where the player has 99 characters. Their party has damage numbers flying off of them while the one enemy has a large column of small numbers rising from themself. A low graphic first person golf game where the text asks "How will you swing?" with the selectable options of Cautious approach, Moderation, and Full send it. A shop menu full of food items. Some make clear sense like A Burger, Curly Fries, and Cola Blast. The highlighted item is "The Big Fucko". A white at symbol among a grid on squares snaking around in a line among a red-brown background of rocky cliffs.
October 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
lol, currently working on a post and putting my itch games on sale too for it, so thanks!
Solid Snake and Danny DeVito standing in a graveyard, saluting.
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
when the itchio payment finally hits after processing for 26 days
A blonde anime man wearing pince-nez style goggles, a white suit, and a black-spotted yellow tie. The white text at the bottom reads: You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Ok, got all the achievements in BALL x PIT. Now I may rest
The game "BALL x PIT" in the Steam Library showing 42.5 hours of playtime and all 63 achievements obtained.
October 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
You ever see a character and think "gosh, 20 years ago if I'd seen this it'd have become my whole personality"?

Anyway, shoutout to the Fortnite character designers
A humanoid figure wearing a dark cloak and in place of a head, a large hand with a red eye embedded in the palm.
October 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Purgatory Dungeoneer, an RPG where you inherit a retirement home for adventurers as well as the adjacent dungeon, is on sale for 50% off!

store.steampowered.com/app/1963010/...
October 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
developerdamien.bsky.social
As someone that played and enjoyed Ninja Gaiden Black ages ago, I really took these words of his to heart.
A picture of Tomonobu Itagaki leaning back and facing left with a black background. The white text to the left says: "At first it was easier, but when the testers said 'this is too difficult', I made it even more difficult." -Tomonobu Itagaki.
October 16, 2025 at 8:02 AM
developerdamien.bsky.social
Got this review for "Damien Crawford's Golf Experience 2024" and it's honestly one of the highest compliments you can give a golf game

store.steampowered.com/app/3245790/...
A Steam review from October 15 showing 1.1 hours played and Recommended. It says "10/10 Jack Nicklaus would be proud".
October 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM