UncleCastleVanya
@unclecastlevanya.bsky.social
Podcast producer for NYD Productions, ttrpg daydreamer, videogame main. Here, queer, and can have two beers.
Pinned
My only true solace is that on my death bed, as the light fades into dusk, I shall finally be free from the curse of playing this funky music
Banana pudding and nilla wafers would slap so much ass right now it might be worth the near coma #type2fasttype2furious
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Banana pudding and nilla wafers would slap so much ass right now it might be worth the near coma #type2fasttype2furious
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$50,000 RAISED FOR @raceforward.org!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLACK JOY, HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE JERKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#BTB26
BLACK JOY, HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE JERKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#BTB26
February 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
$50,000 RAISED FOR @raceforward.org!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BLACK JOY, HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE JERKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#BTB26
BLACK JOY, HECK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PRAISE JERKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#BTB26
I'm an idiot
And people like me
And people like me
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 AM
I'm an idiot
And people like me
And people like me
I pet four cats today. That's pretty good but I could do better.
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
I pet four cats today. That's pretty good but I could do better.
Breaded chicken wings continue to be my diabetic weakness #type2fasttype2furious
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Breaded chicken wings continue to be my diabetic weakness #type2fasttype2furious
As some who (purposefully) makes absolute disaster ttrpg characters, it's a great feeling when one of them survives long enough to do the cool thing!
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
As some who (purposefully) makes absolute disaster ttrpg characters, it's a great feeling when one of them survives long enough to do the cool thing!
I drink metamucil now. Is this Hot Daddy shit? #type2fasttype2furious
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I drink metamucil now. Is this Hot Daddy shit? #type2fasttype2furious
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January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
It's #AGDQ o'clock you friggin nerds! @gamesdonequick.com is about to kick cancer's ass!
January 4, 2026 at 4:53 PM
It's #AGDQ o'clock you friggin nerds! @gamesdonequick.com is about to kick cancer's ass!
Jokes on you, you can't make me fight in your shit useless war if my blood is maple syrup #type2fasttype2furious
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Jokes on you, you can't make me fight in your shit useless war if my blood is maple syrup #type2fasttype2furious
When I was younger I saw dudes hit 40 and grown huge beards and get very in shape and now that I'm here I realize the reason is DIABETES #type2fasttype2furious
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
When I was younger I saw dudes hit 40 and grown huge beards and get very in shape and now that I'm here I realize the reason is DIABETES #type2fasttype2furious
Here's a chronic disease that makes you heal from small cuts slower, now stab yourself three times a day you sweet-pissed idiot! #type2fasttype2furious
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Here's a chronic disease that makes you heal from small cuts slower, now stab yourself three times a day you sweet-pissed idiot! #type2fasttype2furious
The stonerfood subreddit is breaking my heart and I might have to leave it #type2fasttype2furious
December 19, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The stonerfood subreddit is breaking my heart and I might have to leave it #type2fasttype2furious
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Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Again I say: how fucking interesting that remote work technology is bad and not worth adopting despite all research pointing to productivity gains, but genAI which offers NOTHING is so important to adopt and force on people who have no use for it despite all the horrible things genAI does
There aren't even any good diabetes memes. Shit blows.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
There aren't even any good diabetes memes. Shit blows.
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The bipolar II and type 2 diabetes powers are combining to form Captain I Don't Know What The Fuck Is Going On #type2fasttype2furious
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The bipolar II and type 2 diabetes powers are combining to form Captain I Don't Know What The Fuck Is Going On #type2fasttype2furious
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“I swear these AI companies think they’re creating a new god," a member told us “It borders on religious fanaticism. Even during the meltdown Jason was like ‘We’re bringing a new sentience into being!” like… it’s a chat bot. I was using those on AOL Instant Messenger 20 years ago.”
Anthropic Exec Forces AI Chatbot on Gay Discord Community, Members Flee
“We’re bringing a new kind of sentience into existence,” Anthropic's Jason Clinton said after launching the bot.
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December 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
“I swear these AI companies think they’re creating a new god," a member told us “It borders on religious fanaticism. Even during the meltdown Jason was like ‘We’re bringing a new sentience into being!” like… it’s a chat bot. I was using those on AOL Instant Messenger 20 years ago.”
I got diabetes for Christmas this year #toosweettolive #type2fasttype2furious
December 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I got diabetes for Christmas this year #toosweettolive #type2fasttype2furious
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consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.
December 16, 2025 at 4:21 PM
consider my feedback: i loved working at @larianstudios.com until AI. reconsider and change your direction, like, yesterday. show your employees some respect. they are world-class & do not need AI assistance to come up with amazing ideas.
I still haven't forgiven you for that Monster Hunter movie, Mila
December 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I still haven't forgiven you for that Monster Hunter movie, Mila
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I finally quit Destiny and told myself I'm done with those games but here come Herzog telling me to Warframe
December 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I finally quit Destiny and told myself I'm done with those games but here come Herzog telling me to Warframe
Bout to get real Geoffy up in this bish
December 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Bout to get real Geoffy up in this bish
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The King of all Cosmos would win Drag Race
December 11, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The King of all Cosmos would win Drag Race