UncleCastleVanya
@unclecastlevanya.bsky.social
Podcast producer for NYD Productions, ttrpg daydreamer, videogame main. Here, queer, and can have two beers.
Pinned
My only true solace is that on my death bed, as the light fades into dusk, I shall finally be free from the curse of playing this funky music
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Did you know?
In the Victorian era, tortoises weren’t just pets—they were considered living garden decorations.
Their slow meandering was thought to add refinement and charm to small urban gardens, and they were so popular that London shops sold them for just a few pennies.
#Victorian #history
In the Victorian era, tortoises weren’t just pets—they were considered living garden decorations.
Their slow meandering was thought to add refinement and charm to small urban gardens, and they were so popular that London shops sold them for just a few pennies.
#Victorian #history
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Did you know?
In the Victorian era, tortoises weren’t just pets—they were considered living garden decorations.
Their slow meandering was thought to add refinement and charm to small urban gardens, and they were so popular that London shops sold them for just a few pennies.
#Victorian #history
In the Victorian era, tortoises weren’t just pets—they were considered living garden decorations.
Their slow meandering was thought to add refinement and charm to small urban gardens, and they were so popular that London shops sold them for just a few pennies.
#Victorian #history
Today I successfully deactivated my Facebook account and downloaded and modded Dragon Quest X to run online in English. Big things, big things.
November 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Today I successfully deactivated my Facebook account and downloaded and modded Dragon Quest X to run online in English. Big things, big things.
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Inside me are two wolves. One is front of house, the other is back of house. They are dating, but it's not going well and it's causing a lot of drama.
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Inside me are two wolves. One is front of house, the other is back of house. They are dating, but it's not going well and it's causing a lot of drama.
How is there not an X-Men specific tarot deck? Someone prove me wrong and I'll gladly pay for it!
November 13, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How is there not an X-Men specific tarot deck? Someone prove me wrong and I'll gladly pay for it!
As a 40 sumfing tech nerd who remembers pre-internet I used to marvel at interconnectivity and seamless data sharing. Now I'm focused on de-googling and de-clouding. Yes, because of AI armor but also because of marketing.
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
As a 40 sumfing tech nerd who remembers pre-internet I used to marvel at interconnectivity and seamless data sharing. Now I'm focused on de-googling and de-clouding. Yes, because of AI armor but also because of marketing.
So many vaccines
a picture of a monster with the words nanomachines son
ALT: a picture of a monster with the words nanomachines son
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November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
So many vaccines
Maybelline ad tune:
Maybe it's bipolar
mAyBe ToO mUcH cAfFeinE
Maybe it's bipolar
mAyBe ToO mUcH cAfFeinE
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Maybelline ad tune:
Maybe it's bipolar
mAyBe ToO mUcH cAfFeinE
Maybe it's bipolar
mAyBe ToO mUcH cAfFeinE
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"ooooh i'm viktor frankenstein, i'm a sapiosexual, i'm in love with my cousin, i built myself a top but he thinks i'm an asshole i'm gonna go kill myself in the arctic"
October 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"ooooh i'm viktor frankenstein, i'm a sapiosexual, i'm in love with my cousin, i built myself a top but he thinks i'm an asshole i'm gonna go kill myself in the arctic"
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OUR FIRST EVER GDQUEER IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Tune and help raise money for @lambdalegal.org all weekend!!!!
gamesdonequick.com
Tune and help raise money for @lambdalegal.org all weekend!!!!
gamesdonequick.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
OUR FIRST EVER GDQUEER IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Tune and help raise money for @lambdalegal.org all weekend!!!!
gamesdonequick.com
Tune and help raise money for @lambdalegal.org all weekend!!!!
gamesdonequick.com
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I’m regularly reminded that many people did not read about cyberpunk dystopias & think, “I sure hope this doesn’t come to pass,” or, “better learn how to cover my tracks.”
Instead, they seem to have thought, “wow! I can go INSIDE a computer!,” or, “I sure hope those robot sex workers become real!”
Instead, they seem to have thought, “wow! I can go INSIDE a computer!,” or, “I sure hope those robot sex workers become real!”
October 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’m regularly reminded that many people did not read about cyberpunk dystopias & think, “I sure hope this doesn’t come to pass,” or, “better learn how to cover my tracks.”
Instead, they seem to have thought, “wow! I can go INSIDE a computer!,” or, “I sure hope those robot sex workers become real!”
Instead, they seem to have thought, “wow! I can go INSIDE a computer!,” or, “I sure hope those robot sex workers become real!”
If they want to push AI glasses on everyone we are going to need face scrambling technology counter measures for all cameras everywhere or it's the surveillance state scifi dystopia for all of us ::twists pointed top tighter on aluminum foil hat::
October 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If they want to push AI glasses on everyone we are going to need face scrambling technology counter measures for all cameras everywhere or it's the surveillance state scifi dystopia for all of us ::twists pointed top tighter on aluminum foil hat::
Artificial grape flavor is pretty good though. Science did that. That's one for science.
October 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Artificial grape flavor is pretty good though. Science did that. That's one for science.
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Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is betterTHANAAAAAAAAAAAAG
September 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is better than perfect. Finished is betterTHANAAAAAAAAAAAAG
Walking into the bathroom at work and getting a weird sense flashback of eating lunch in the bathroom during high school. I wasn't unpopular or even picked-on, I've just been a deeply anxious person for a very long time 😅
September 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Walking into the bathroom at work and getting a weird sense flashback of eating lunch in the bathroom during high school. I wasn't unpopular or even picked-on, I've just been a deeply anxious person for a very long time 😅
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
No new pictures, where are you mentally?
Plan for celebrating Star Trek Day today is No Man's Sky VR. I've wanted to reach space since I was a kid, but I'm not gonna fucking Bezos it so this will have to do. And it's awesome.
September 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Plan for celebrating Star Trek Day today is No Man's Sky VR. I've wanted to reach space since I was a kid, but I'm not gonna fucking Bezos it so this will have to do. And it's awesome.
Self care plan: walk to record store, buy record, play record while making ribs for dinner, stay alive, helldive
September 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Self care plan: walk to record store, buy record, play record while making ribs for dinner, stay alive, helldive
Awash in a sea in anxiety and wishing I could have just a little drag off a ttrpg game to take the edge off
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Awash in a sea in anxiety and wishing I could have just a little drag off a ttrpg game to take the edge off
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“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”
August 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”
My mental elevator music
August 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
My mental elevator music
No one should have SUVs
August 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
No one should have SUVs
Just heard about Brent Hinds. Dude was rough edged to say the least but goddamn he made some great music in and out of Mastodon. Sad we won't get to hear more.
August 21, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Just heard about Brent Hinds. Dude was rough edged to say the least but goddamn he made some great music in and out of Mastodon. Sad we won't get to hear more.
First five steam purchases!
August 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
First five steam purchases!