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JaneLane
@nyjanelane.bsky.social
Film and theater lover. "On" Long Island. Cats, obviously. Fiona, particularly. Sorry about the politics. Grieving. I miss my mom. Lucky companion of the late TT. I miss my guy. She/her. https://letterboxd.com/NYJaneLane/https://shorturl.at/Cd0kk
Pinned
🎵Listen to the rain on the roof go
Pit-pitty-pat
Pit-pitty-pat-pitty
Sit, kitty cat
We won't get home for hours🎵
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Lurid Digs? In *my* 2025??
Naked Selfies Beware
Lurid Digs is returning to critique your n00dz.
www.thestranger.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Mine will be going from $480 to $1050, so that’ll be fun.
My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
November 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I've been reposting everyone replying to this post with their own ACA (and sometimes employer!) price hikes. Feel free to add yours. There is some comfort in knowing you aren't alone and knowing we'll all be voting on this issue in a year.

Chuck Schumer should be chucked out. #chuckchuck
My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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wait till the average family loses $800 a month in January when their premiums double.

That money will be sucked out of the rest of the economy. New cars? no money. New appliance? no money Home improvements? no money Retail sales? no money Entertainment? no money

One big house of cards
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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"Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn"
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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... the stovetop in our vacation rental is called "single homie"
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Isn’t he? Such a handsome man. He’s good friends with the cats, Fred was friends with my last rabbit, and very sad when he died, and he greeted Oliver when I brought him home and they hang out and vibe.
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
lounging
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
And what's infuriating is they could absolutely fight this fight from the middle because of how far off the rails Republicans are right now. Christ, look at The Bulwark.
I think tonight shows why “moderate to win elections” is a real risk

the big divide in the Dem caucus, as many have noted, has been less moderate vs progressive than fight versus don’t fight

but it’s not a coincidence that basically everyone in the “don’t fight” camp is a moderate
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Dis hoom am v sickly (strip type), so ours half to do many norse dooties.

(This human is very sickly [with strep AGAIN], so we have to do many nurse duties.)
November 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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My feed is roughly divided in two sections today:
• I want to set the Democratic Party on fire.
• The Edmund Fitzgerald.
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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I made an Existential Crisis Emergency Chocolate tin at work and we all take turns replenishing it. Today, mid-crisis, I discovered someone had filled it with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a single, perfect tear rolled down my cheek.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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#IfIHadADime

(In OnlyFans guys' DMs all "Can you tell me where you got that bathroom tile?")
*ignoring your nude to zoom in on your decor*
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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This is quality
This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both
November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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"Is that a genuine Herman Miller??"
*ignoring your nude to zoom in on your decor*
November 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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*ignoring your nude to zoom in on your bookshelves*
*ignoring your nude to zoom in on your decor*
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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ok groomer
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Oh shit I forgot it’s #NudeVember, I have always dreamed of having a reason to troll everybody searches for porno with a hairless cat and this is my year! Everyone say hello to Bubbles!
POV: you picked up some bald pussy this morning and it’s making itself at home in your bathroom
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
*ignoring your nude to zoom in on your decor*
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They. Had. Two. Kids. Together.
“The real problem with America is my bitch ex-wife” is perhaps the most MAGA take ever created
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
There shouldn't even be affordability discourse. It's just that *one guy* on here who's still mad that we don't treat Biden's post-Covid "recovery" like it was the New Deal on steroids. Mostly because it wasn't.
Pretty much all affordability discourse could benefit from just posting this chart.

If you're in the better off America, all the luxury goods you want in excess are for the most part much cheaper. If you're in the poorer America, most of the shit you need to live/grow is more expensive.
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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That final line! 🍑
November 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Love this!
omg y'all they found a note from some previous owners!!
November 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.

In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”

And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Sound on.

This is adorable…

Right up until I tell you that she’s rolling on the sweaty bike jersey I wore for a ride Saturday. 🤢
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM