Mooch
@cachiporra.bsky.social
100% human filter feeder in Portland OR who just wants LiveJournal back. I mostly yap about movies and my feelings.
If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏
(any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏
(any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
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Mooch
@cachiporra.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Drag, filth, horror, and glamour will be the death of you! ⚰️
Presenting a starter pack of every known contestant of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula on Bluesky. 💀🦋
DM or comment with any list edits and spread the slime around! 😈
Presenting a starter pack of every known contestant of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula on Bluesky. 💀🦋
DM or comment with any list edits and spread the slime around! 😈
Bobby Kotick being a Friend of Jeffrey suddenly made me remember the 10 year saga of how Hearthstone, Blizzard’s gem amongst gems, was bloated and milked to the point that I hard-wiped my Battlenet account.
This piece from Eurogamer in 2022 lays it all out. I truly had a joyous time with this game.
This piece from Eurogamer in 2022 lays it all out. I truly had a joyous time with this game.
State of the Game: Hearthstone - one of the best games you shouldn’t play
Our State of the Game series continues with a look at Hearthstone and its troubling microtransactions.
www.eurogamer.net
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Bobby Kotick being a Friend of Jeffrey suddenly made me remember the 10 year saga of how Hearthstone, Blizzard’s gem amongst gems, was bloated and milked to the point that I hard-wiped my Battlenet account.
This piece from Eurogamer in 2022 lays it all out. I truly had a joyous time with this game.
This piece from Eurogamer in 2022 lays it all out. I truly had a joyous time with this game.
Exceptionally illuminating.
Somehow I had missed that a full feature and history of one of the greatest runs of TV/streaming/Internet/whatever humor this century appeared last week: @trixiemattel.bsky.social and @katya-zamo.bsky.social on the brilliance that was (and is, I happily rewatch episodes) _UNHhhh_.
The Official (and Gay) History of 'UNHhhh'
F*ck my pussy with a rake, forever!
www.papermag.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Exceptionally illuminating.
STARDUST (2007, DVD, #film)
A bloated, boring, dragging mess that has aged sharply worse than expected, and not just because of the Gaiman / Vaughn / Gervais factors. It's poorly scripted and drenched in sweat trying to be winsome.
Claire Danes and Michelle Pfeiffer pull hard but only MP has fun.
A bloated, boring, dragging mess that has aged sharply worse than expected, and not just because of the Gaiman / Vaughn / Gervais factors. It's poorly scripted and drenched in sweat trying to be winsome.
Claire Danes and Michelle Pfeiffer pull hard but only MP has fun.
February 9, 2026 at 5:49 AM
STARDUST (2007, DVD, #film)
A bloated, boring, dragging mess that has aged sharply worse than expected, and not just because of the Gaiman / Vaughn / Gervais factors. It's poorly scripted and drenched in sweat trying to be winsome.
Claire Danes and Michelle Pfeiffer pull hard but only MP has fun.
A bloated, boring, dragging mess that has aged sharply worse than expected, and not just because of the Gaiman / Vaughn / Gervais factors. It's poorly scripted and drenched in sweat trying to be winsome.
Claire Danes and Michelle Pfeiffer pull hard but only MP has fun.
SEND HELP (2026, theatrical, #film)
So entertaining and so nasty it feels like it should be an early Peter Jackson movie. The leads are 100% onboard and know what the task is, the edit is tight enough, and it's *fun*.
Would make a great double feature with BLINK TWICE (2024) or PRIMATE (2026).
So entertaining and so nasty it feels like it should be an early Peter Jackson movie. The leads are 100% onboard and know what the task is, the edit is tight enough, and it's *fun*.
Would make a great double feature with BLINK TWICE (2024) or PRIMATE (2026).
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
SEND HELP (2026, theatrical, #film)
So entertaining and so nasty it feels like it should be an early Peter Jackson movie. The leads are 100% onboard and know what the task is, the edit is tight enough, and it's *fun*.
Would make a great double feature with BLINK TWICE (2024) or PRIMATE (2026).
So entertaining and so nasty it feels like it should be an early Peter Jackson movie. The leads are 100% onboard and know what the task is, the edit is tight enough, and it's *fun*.
Would make a great double feature with BLINK TWICE (2024) or PRIMATE (2026).
a pal is fully into 3D printing and has successfully replicated a bullshit little plastic clip that keeps our pots standing up.
I am pleased, as this has saved us $70.
I am pleased, as this has saved us $70.
February 8, 2026 at 4:51 PM
a pal is fully into 3D printing and has successfully replicated a bullshit little plastic clip that keeps our pots standing up.
I am pleased, as this has saved us $70.
I am pleased, as this has saved us $70.
Tits In Screenshots is back and you had all better patronize his trenchant documentation of the deplorable prison conditions for women throughout time or he might leave again. 😤
Diario segreto da un carcere femminile AKA Women in Cell Block 7 (1973) dir. Rino Di Silvestro:
February 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Tits In Screenshots is back and you had all better patronize his trenchant documentation of the deplorable prison conditions for women throughout time or he might leave again. 😤
Sweetheart, the gym has lockers. This will fit. I promise.
February 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Sweetheart, the gym has lockers. This will fit. I promise.
Impassioned editorial about what the imminent collapse of release windows means for the film industry. Convincing to me.
CW: Penske Media
CW: Penske Media
How Breaching 45-Day Exclusive Window Will Devastate Movies & Why Netflix’s Commitment To Theatrical Is Misleading – Guest Column
The movie industry stands at a critical juncture, with traditional mechanisms of distribution challenged including the important theatrical window.
deadline.com
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Impassioned editorial about what the imminent collapse of release windows means for the film industry. Convincing to me.
CW: Penske Media
CW: Penske Media
Just woke up from a nap and it was one of the hardest boot sequences my brain has ever performed; a physically excruciating reassembly of a continuous narrative reality.
Frankenstein as a verb. Black smoke shuddering out of vents. Ouch.
Frankenstein as a verb. Black smoke shuddering out of vents. Ouch.
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Just woke up from a nap and it was one of the hardest boot sequences my brain has ever performed; a physically excruciating reassembly of a continuous narrative reality.
Frankenstein as a verb. Black smoke shuddering out of vents. Ouch.
Frankenstein as a verb. Black smoke shuddering out of vents. Ouch.
now do a silly one 📸
February 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
now do a silly one 📸
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You've heard of semaglutide (Ozempic/Wegovy), tirzepetide (Mounjaro/Zepbound).
But there are new drugs coming, ones that leave these in the dust, and leave clinicians and scientists asking: Can people lose too much too fast? www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-...
By me.
But there are new drugs coming, ones that leave these in the dust, and leave clinicians and scientists asking: Can people lose too much too fast? www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-...
By me.
The next wave of GLP-1 drugs are coming—and they’re stronger than Wegovy and Zepbound
The upcoming drugs CagriSema and retatrutide target multiple gut hormones and could cause twice as much weight loss than current treatments. But experts wonder how much is too much
www.scientificamerican.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:59 PM
You've heard of semaglutide (Ozempic/Wegovy), tirzepetide (Mounjaro/Zepbound).
But there are new drugs coming, ones that leave these in the dust, and leave clinicians and scientists asking: Can people lose too much too fast? www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-...
By me.
But there are new drugs coming, ones that leave these in the dust, and leave clinicians and scientists asking: Can people lose too much too fast? www.scientificamerican.com/article/new-...
By me.
just in case you're wondering what's going on with Milo Ventmiglia, he's co-starring as the yassified version of a 49 year old Christian pop singer in the glossy sequel to a 2018 Christpirational flick that was entirely about the process of writing a pop song That Changed Lives
I Can Only Imagine 2 (2026) Final Trailer - John Michael Finley, Milo Ventimiglia, Dennis Quaid
YouTube video by Lionsgate Movies
youtu.be
February 6, 2026 at 7:45 PM
just in case you're wondering what's going on with Milo Ventmiglia, he's co-starring as the yassified version of a 49 year old Christian pop singer in the glossy sequel to a 2018 Christpirational flick that was entirely about the process of writing a pop song That Changed Lives
🚨 CRISIS ALERT 🚨
the hets have created their own Francois Sagat 😱😱😱
the hets have created their own Francois Sagat 😱😱😱
February 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
🚨 CRISIS ALERT 🚨
the hets have created their own Francois Sagat 😱😱😱
the hets have created their own Francois Sagat 😱😱😱
a context in which I did not expect to learn more about Julie Hagerty
The live-action Dilbert sitcom pilot IS real, but cannot hurt you. Unless you go to the Library of Congress, in which case it absolutely can. defector.com/i-watched-th...
I Watched The "Lost" Live-Action 'Dilbert' Pilot Episode, And It's Clear Why It Didn't Get Picked Up | Defector
The death of Dilbert creator Scott Adams in January at age 68 was followed by obituaries with a predictably wide range in tone. While some were charitable to the late cartoonist, most were less forgiv...
defector.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:22 PM
a context in which I did not expect to learn more about Julie Hagerty
The Skanner has closed for good. One fewer newspaper in America. #pdx
The Skanner Ceases Operation After 50 Years
The Skanner, a pioneering Black-owned newspaper in Portland, has ceased operation.
www.wweek.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The Skanner has closed for good. One fewer newspaper in America. #pdx
I'm absolutely living for updates on multi-decade #PDX Hummus Scion Dramatics.
History: www.portlandmercury.com/news/2009/05...
History: www.portlandmercury.com/news/2009/05...
This edition of Small Bites involves more winter, openings and closings, coffee, Citrus Fest on Sunday, PDXWLF, ice cream, and Bad Bunny’s Superb Owl. Hope the weekend is good to you. #smallbites #portland #bridgetownbites
Small Bites: Stumptown Fil, Citrus, Pears, Irene's, and More - Bridgetown Bites
This edition of Small Bites features Stumptown Fils, openings and closings, coffee, fruit, breakfast, festivals, the DQ drive-thru, and more.
bridgetownbites.com
February 6, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I'm absolutely living for updates on multi-decade #PDX Hummus Scion Dramatics.
History: www.portlandmercury.com/news/2009/05...
History: www.portlandmercury.com/news/2009/05...
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Believe it or not, Donald Trump is making it even harder to file your taxes this year.
Donald Trump is making it even harder to file your taxes this year.
YouTube video by Senator Elizabeth Warren
youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Believe it or not, Donald Trump is making it even harder to file your taxes this year.
Reposted by Mooch
My new short film, “A Rupture in Time,” is about processing my wife’s metastatic cancer diagnosis: a river trip intercut with symbolic imagery (fire, tree blossoms turning to bare branches, a telephone pole being disassembled). Music is a 1972 free jazz recording by Khan Jamal. vimeo.com/1141749851
A Rupture in Time
Processing my wife's cancer diagnosis during a boat ride on the Willamette River. Music by Khan Jamal, courtesy Palm/Souffle Continu Records
vimeo.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:40 PM
My new short film, “A Rupture in Time,” is about processing my wife’s metastatic cancer diagnosis: a river trip intercut with symbolic imagery (fire, tree blossoms turning to bare branches, a telephone pole being disassembled). Music is a 1972 free jazz recording by Khan Jamal. vimeo.com/1141749851
don’t miss the blatting fart of sexism as they sneer at a “MALE nurse”
During the week after Pretti was killed by DHS, Fox News made at least 75 claims blaming Pretti for his own death or contradicting video evidence.
Study: Fox News smeared Alex Pretti dozens of times following his killing by federal agents
On January 24, Customs and Border Protection agents shot and killed Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old Minnesota intensive care nurse, during immigration enforcement operations in Minneapolis. In the week tha...
www.mediamatters.org
February 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
don’t miss the blatting fart of sexism as they sneer at a “MALE nurse”
Reposted by Mooch
Oh neat, I also predicted LLM romance www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-er...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Erotic Turing Test
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - The Erotic Turing Test
www.smbc-comics.com
February 6, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Oh neat, I also predicted LLM romance www.smbc-comics.com/comic/the-er...
Reposted by Mooch
Reposted by Mooch
Just a series of ridiculously high effort sculptures.
February 6, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Just a series of ridiculously high effort sculptures.