Mooch
@cachiporra.bsky.social
100% human filter feeder in Portland OR who just wants LiveJournal back. I mostly yap about movies and my feelings.
If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏
(any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏
(any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
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Mooch
@cachiporra.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Drag, filth, horror, and glamour will be the death of you! ⚰️
Presenting a starter pack of every known contestant of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula on Bluesky. 💀🦋
DM or comment with any list edits and spread the slime around! 😈
Presenting a starter pack of every known contestant of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula on Bluesky. 💀🦋
DM or comment with any list edits and spread the slime around! 😈
Today’s Fun Moment: two lanes plus a bike lane. Bike, car, and I all stop for and elementary age girl crossing the crosswalk.
Septuagenarian comes gunning up behind me and swerves her minivan into the shoulder to get around me so she can blast through.
I catch up with her and we had words.
Septuagenarian comes gunning up behind me and swerves her minivan into the shoulder to get around me so she can blast through.
I catch up with her and we had words.
January 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Today’s Fun Moment: two lanes plus a bike lane. Bike, car, and I all stop for and elementary age girl crossing the crosswalk.
Septuagenarian comes gunning up behind me and swerves her minivan into the shoulder to get around me so she can blast through.
I catch up with her and we had words.
Septuagenarian comes gunning up behind me and swerves her minivan into the shoulder to get around me so she can blast through.
I catch up with her and we had words.
I really really really wish I had done fun athletic team sports when I was still young enough to have had a chance at being baseline competent.
I am simply too old and slow, and if I had any natural ability it is not enough to compensate.
I’m not going to enjoy accepting this.
I am simply too old and slow, and if I had any natural ability it is not enough to compensate.
I’m not going to enjoy accepting this.
January 6, 2026 at 4:58 AM
I really really really wish I had done fun athletic team sports when I was still young enough to have had a chance at being baseline competent.
I am simply too old and slow, and if I had any natural ability it is not enough to compensate.
I’m not going to enjoy accepting this.
I am simply too old and slow, and if I had any natural ability it is not enough to compensate.
I’m not going to enjoy accepting this.
literally more essential than PARIS IS BURNING when it comes right down to it
January 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
literally more essential than PARIS IS BURNING when it comes right down to it
Hello, yes, hi, I have the aesthetic tastes of an insane child and I’m losing control of my life. May I please have a Xanax?
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Hello, yes, hi, I have the aesthetic tastes of an insane child and I’m losing control of my life. May I please have a Xanax?
I'm not a Lego person but two things appear to be true simultaneously: white label Chinese knockoffs are both obviously inferior in fit and material and also more than good enough now.
January 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I'm not a Lego person but two things appear to be true simultaneously: white label Chinese knockoffs are both obviously inferior in fit and material and also more than good enough now.
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Don't forget to add "NOT FOR WAR CRIMES" to the note of next week's estimated tax payments. That'll show 'em.
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Don't forget to add "NOT FOR WAR CRIMES" to the note of next week's estimated tax payments. That'll show 'em.
Pen15 is a singular achievement in dramadey writing and performance and it has earned about 5% of the attention it deserves. I’m going to be livid if it gets shelved and forgotten.
January 5, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Pen15 is a singular achievement in dramadey writing and performance and it has earned about 5% of the attention it deserves. I’m going to be livid if it gets shelved and forgotten.
SUPER unclear why my father just decided to reveal his blackest, darkest, most intimate secret to my partner’s best friend over tacos, but that’s his prerogative I guess.
Jesus Christ. Some things you just shouldn’t learn over a LOL🤪 group chat.
Jesus Christ. Some things you just shouldn’t learn over a LOL🤪 group chat.
January 5, 2026 at 5:45 AM
SUPER unclear why my father just decided to reveal his blackest, darkest, most intimate secret to my partner’s best friend over tacos, but that’s his prerogative I guess.
Jesus Christ. Some things you just shouldn’t learn over a LOL🤪 group chat.
Jesus Christ. Some things you just shouldn’t learn over a LOL🤪 group chat.
Significant return to form for #RPDR S18 and it’s almost entirely due to the casting. We are *full up* on fetal catchphrase dispensers doing TT dances in a bra and panty, thank you.
Time for some seasoning.
Time for some seasoning.
January 5, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Significant return to form for #RPDR S18 and it’s almost entirely due to the casting. We are *full up* on fetal catchphrase dispensers doing TT dances in a bra and panty, thank you.
Time for some seasoning.
Time for some seasoning.
Rarely needed a shower more urgently than after watching ‘Evil Influencer’.
Knowing that this kind of shit happens behind closed doors in millions of households is nauseating.
Knowing that this kind of shit happens behind closed doors in millions of households is nauseating.
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Rarely needed a shower more urgently than after watching ‘Evil Influencer’.
Knowing that this kind of shit happens behind closed doors in millions of households is nauseating.
Knowing that this kind of shit happens behind closed doors in millions of households is nauseating.
this day was the happiest I would ever see my boyfriend
January 5, 2026 at 12:14 AM
this day was the happiest I would ever see my boyfriend
shout out to the new scar I apparently developed overnight
January 4, 2026 at 7:22 PM
shout out to the new scar I apparently developed overnight
*godless screeching fills the halls of my shattered mind*
January 4, 2026 at 6:04 AM
*godless screeching fills the halls of my shattered mind*
I have curated my bloosky feed for many dozens of cat photos a day, but this one is special. Look at the little chaos beastie!
Definitely the type of night for some #FatTabbies shenanigans.
January 4, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I have curated my bloosky feed for many dozens of cat photos a day, but this one is special. Look at the little chaos beastie!
TITANIC (1953, DVD, #film)
The weakest Titanic (yes, including TITANIC: THE MUSICAL) but still an engaging time as soon as the intolerably dopey melodrama about a cruel fop and his long-suffering wife ceases. Natalie Wood's killer guest stars!
Head straight for A NIGHT TO REMEMBER (1958) instead.
The weakest Titanic (yes, including TITANIC: THE MUSICAL) but still an engaging time as soon as the intolerably dopey melodrama about a cruel fop and his long-suffering wife ceases. Natalie Wood's killer guest stars!
Head straight for A NIGHT TO REMEMBER (1958) instead.
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
TITANIC (1953, DVD, #film)
The weakest Titanic (yes, including TITANIC: THE MUSICAL) but still an engaging time as soon as the intolerably dopey melodrama about a cruel fop and his long-suffering wife ceases. Natalie Wood's killer guest stars!
Head straight for A NIGHT TO REMEMBER (1958) instead.
The weakest Titanic (yes, including TITANIC: THE MUSICAL) but still an engaging time as soon as the intolerably dopey melodrama about a cruel fop and his long-suffering wife ceases. Natalie Wood's killer guest stars!
Head straight for A NIGHT TO REMEMBER (1958) instead.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
arresting 2026’s first emotional spiral by assisting with Project Pho
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 PM
arresting 2026’s first emotional spiral by assisting with Project Pho
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This is an illegal intervention in a country that poses no threat to the United States. Trump is trying to distract from the fact that he tanked our economy and kicked millions off their health care. Congressional Republicans need to rein Trump in before he gets American troops killed.
Trump says U.S. will 'run' Venezuela and sell seized oil in remarks on the strikes
President Trump says the United States conducted a strike in Venezuela and captured that country's president, Nicolás Maduro along with his wife, Cilia Flores.
www.npr.org
January 3, 2026 at 8:25 PM
This is an illegal intervention in a country that poses no threat to the United States. Trump is trying to distract from the fact that he tanked our economy and kicked millions off their health care. Congressional Republicans need to rein Trump in before he gets American troops killed.
Genuinely good RPDR S18 interviews with some substance. Cool!
From Miami and Mykonos party princess Juicy Love Dion to Orlando's Myki Meeks to Seattle's Jane Don't to LA's own Darlene Mitchell and to the punk rock survivor Discord Addams, this RuPaul's Drag Race cast has more life experience and talent than you'd ever believe
Juicy Love Dion, Myki Meeks, Darlene Mitchell, Jane Don't & Discord Addams Are Ready To Light Up 'RuPaul's Drag Race'
From Mykonos to Seattle to Florida, the queens of RuPaul's Drag Race Season 18 have been through the fires of life and are ready to shine
theplaylist.net
January 3, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Genuinely good RPDR S18 interviews with some substance. Cool!
this is the hardest I have laughed in years
My great COVID professional loss was that in spring 2020, @vinnythomas.bsky.social was still living in Chicago & agreed to go on a field trip to the Leather Archives w my LGBTQ reporting class. My students were going to interview him in the Manhole exhibit. www.instagram.com/reel/DTBmfHe...
Vinny Thomas on Instagram: "public domain Betty Boop interviewed for novel
#bettyboop #donkeymeat #thegreatdepression"
776 likes, 61 comments - vinn_ayy on January 2, 2026: "public domain Betty Boop interviewed for novel
#bettyboop #donkeymeat #thegreatdepression".
www.instagram.com
January 2, 2026 at 10:56 PM
this is the hardest I have laughed in years
The Children will not understand this but that one specific brand was *the* #1 vector for youth programming. Animation, scriped, reality, newsertainment, music, celebrity, specials, etc.
There were other games in town but none with total awareness and market saturation.
There were other games in town but none with total awareness and market saturation.
a really spectacular bag fumble of what was once one of the most powerful brands in US culture. I think it's really possible in an alternate universe that we're all listening to music on the MTV+ app or whatever instead of Youtube and Spotfy, the same way Blockbuster could've annhilated Netflix
January 2, 2026 at 8:30 PM
The Children will not understand this but that one specific brand was *the* #1 vector for youth programming. Animation, scriped, reality, newsertainment, music, celebrity, specials, etc.
There were other games in town but none with total awareness and market saturation.
There were other games in town but none with total awareness and market saturation.
They’re not photogenic, but nothing has improved the percentage of food that actually gets eaten in our house like clear 32oz deli containers.
They’re cheap as dirt, they hold anything, they dishwasher just fine, and they put the food right in front of your face so you won’t forget it.
They’re cheap as dirt, they hold anything, they dishwasher just fine, and they put the food right in front of your face so you won’t forget it.
January 2, 2026 at 7:35 PM
They’re not photogenic, but nothing has improved the percentage of food that actually gets eaten in our house like clear 32oz deli containers.
They’re cheap as dirt, they hold anything, they dishwasher just fine, and they put the food right in front of your face so you won’t forget it.
They’re cheap as dirt, they hold anything, they dishwasher just fine, and they put the food right in front of your face so you won’t forget it.
I can taste this picture
Suddenly S'mores (1989-1992): Sandwich cookies that allowed you to enjoy the s'mores experience at home. Each "s'more" consisted of two thick graham cookies dipped in chocolate on the inner sides, with a square of marshmallow in the middle. Just microwave, and enjoy!
January 2, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I can taste this picture
came in on a squeaker but my GOTY is SEKTORI (PS5, PC).
It's like watching an artist create a stunning portrait out of those shitty 4-crayons-and-a-paper-menu kits they give children to keep them quiet at restaurants. Dual stick shape-blasters should not be this intricate or thrilling!!!
It's like watching an artist create a stunning portrait out of those shitty 4-crayons-and-a-paper-menu kits they give children to keep them quiet at restaurants. Dual stick shape-blasters should not be this intricate or thrilling!!!
January 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
came in on a squeaker but my GOTY is SEKTORI (PS5, PC).
It's like watching an artist create a stunning portrait out of those shitty 4-crayons-and-a-paper-menu kits they give children to keep them quiet at restaurants. Dual stick shape-blasters should not be this intricate or thrilling!!!
It's like watching an artist create a stunning portrait out of those shitty 4-crayons-and-a-paper-menu kits they give children to keep them quiet at restaurants. Dual stick shape-blasters should not be this intricate or thrilling!!!