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Mooch
@cachiporra.bsky.social
100% human filter feeder in Portland OR who just wants LiveJournal back. I mostly yap about movies and my feelings.

If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏

(any/all, 🏳️‍🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
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Drag, filth, horror, and glamour will be the death of you! ⚰️

Presenting a starter pack of every known contestant of The Boulet Brothers' Dragula on Bluesky. 💀🦋

DM or comment with any list edits and spread the slime around! 😈
Today I learned the phrase “unsportsmanlike conduct”! 😊
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
A settlement for a *temporary* ~4% reduction in a literal $110B racket as "meaningful relief"?

Monopolies are organized crime. This sucks.
Visa, Mastercard reach revised swipe-fee settlement with merchants
Visa and Mastercard announced a revised settlement with merchants who accused the card networks of charging too much to accept their credit cards, after a judge rejected an earlier $30 billion accord as inadequate.
www.reuters.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
instead of sulking that it took 16 months to add 3 reps to my bicep curl, I will note that the 55 plates are about to enter balsawood territory (previously and notably occupied by 45, 35, and 25)

I will furthermore note that the pump is officially undeniable, so please prepare my palanquin.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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🗽🔪Liberty is fucked🗽🔪
🔪photo by Eric Magnussen
🔪hair by America Powers
🔪outfit from Roxie Mess with distressing by Mick Douch
🔪torch, tablet, crown by Mick Douch
November 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
it feels racist to say but I think my ethnicity is too greasy for AirPods to work
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
"Suffice it to say, the film is a true sequel to The Chronicles of Riddick; I have no higher praise."

Also includes a correct tally of audience goodwill development and the mechanisms used.
November 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
whoever’s running the Enshittification desk at Venmo/Paypal has really floored it in the last few months
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
ZIP+4 is an American postal zone enhancement that was rolled out a year before Prince released 'Purple Rain'.

The presence of one is still reliably choking online payment processors in 2025. I'm so tired.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
when a bicyclist properly hand signals in a timely manner despite it being legally obligated of them and imperative information for us to not collide 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This really was a sensational game. I still remember the animated green Death Star hologram - it was jaw-dropping artistry at the time.

(Popheist, 🎁, gift link)
A Larger World: Looking Back At 'Star Wars: Dark Forces' - Pop Heist
This first-person shooter kept Star Wars alive during a dormant period and proved it could thrive in games just as much as on the big screen.
popheist.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Mass-polydactyly would be horrific on any other organism. Instead, it just makes these babies cuter.

MORE BEANS
It's hard to get good shots bcs he doesn't sit still, but anyway I've mention Murphy's extra toes before, but what it really is is like, his extra toes are like, full on extra paws. It's like he has an extra paw on each paw. Look at these things. They're incredible 😭😭😭
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Taking 15 years to issue the next entry in a beloved AAA franchise is the most insane corporate malpractice.
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Another X-Files makeup effects article done! This time for season 8, on which both John Vulich and Matthew Mungle contributed.

Warning for gruesome makeup effects in the article as usual for a XF post.

#XFiles #TheXFiles #MatthewMungle #JohnVulich

makeupeffectsarchive.blogspot.com/2025/11/the-...
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Since we can no longer arrange “bad people should not have exclusive control over the quality or continuation of my life”, or agree on “bad people should be dissuaded from trying to kill me, perhaps through a system of legal reprimands”, we should try out “bad people die”.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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OK well here's Pearl 🥲
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
holy schmoley
Late submission for the #Stunday prompt today. I was out chasing around the Oregon Coast today.
More on that later!
This massive cloud cap couldn't hide all of #MountShasta, but the upper elevations over 10,000 feet were shrouded.
#Mountain #snow #📷 #scape #MountainMonday #ECK #Nature #Clouds
November 10, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Simply incredible how the Safeway self-checkout experience manages to deduct 30 to 70% of my will to live every single time.

Today: total is $12.85 or something. Swipe a VISA; your total is now $6.73.

Why is it split tendering? How is it split tendering? What did I possibly do? I will never know.
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
One thing I can reliably do is put my mass where my mouth is, and I like that about me.

When I say you will have to get through us, I mean it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Two teenage boys refuse to hide their love for each other in writer-director Baz Sells’ powerful stop-motion short Two Black Boys in Paradise.
www.animationmagazine.net/2025/11/the-...
November 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Hell yeah, MANNEQUIN (1987). Almost certainly the first positive portrayal of overt queerness I ever saw as a kid.

(Popheist, 🎁, gift link)
Mannequin Is Even Gayer Than You Thought - Pop Heist
The 1987 film about a time-travelling mannequin is a campy cult favorite, and queerness is the core of its plastic heart.
popheist.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
PREDATOR: BADLANDS (2025, theatrical, #film)

The best-case scenario for a hard-R action franchise retooled into a cheesetastic four-quadrant PG-13 action adventure romp with lovable sidekicks, quips, and laffs. It *shamelessly* loots from every direction while serving up supreme production design.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
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Aw, you guessed.
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
looks like local art gadfly Mike Bennett took over the ReRun location on NE Fremont. Nice!
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
#Pluribus on Apple is unmissably, breathtakingly, stupefyingly ambitious. I don’t care if you end up buying in or not, but don’t miss out on the hardest swing in a terribly long time.

It’s a staggering effort - the *Waichowskis* have got to be fanning themselves.
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 AM
NO
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM