Mooch
@cachiporra.bsky.social
100% human filter feeder in Portland OR who just wants LiveJournal back. I mostly yap about movies and my feelings.
If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏
(any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
If you find me boring/annoying, please just block me. Thx! 🙏
(any/all, 🏳️🌈, SFW account, right-wing trash gets blocked)
I’ve put off watching this for two years because it looks boring and I finally opened it and it’s missing the actual movie. 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I’ve put off watching this for two years because it looks boring and I finally opened it and it’s missing the actual movie. 🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
screaming intensifies
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
screaming intensifies
The Children will never know the abundance, the surety, the *pleasure* of the Snow Leopard era.
November 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The Children will never know the abundance, the surety, the *pleasure* of the Snow Leopard era.
FUNNY FACE (1957, DVD, #film)
An unbearably excellent romantic fantasy with an opening forty minutes that couldn't be done today. Givenchy, Edith Head, supreme direction, supreme cinematography, supreme choreography, magnificent production, and almost every song bangs.
Occasionally transcendental.
An unbearably excellent romantic fantasy with an opening forty minutes that couldn't be done today. Givenchy, Edith Head, supreme direction, supreme cinematography, supreme choreography, magnificent production, and almost every song bangs.
Occasionally transcendental.
November 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
FUNNY FACE (1957, DVD, #film)
An unbearably excellent romantic fantasy with an opening forty minutes that couldn't be done today. Givenchy, Edith Head, supreme direction, supreme cinematography, supreme choreography, magnificent production, and almost every song bangs.
Occasionally transcendental.
An unbearably excellent romantic fantasy with an opening forty minutes that couldn't be done today. Givenchy, Edith Head, supreme direction, supreme cinematography, supreme choreography, magnificent production, and almost every song bangs.
Occasionally transcendental.
halfwittery but the windup is this: goddamn, those first 40 minutes of FUNNY FACE (1957)
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
halfwittery but the windup is this: goddamn, those first 40 minutes of FUNNY FACE (1957)
Tell him I can lift a very very small tool shed. In nails!
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Tell him I can lift a very very small tool shed. In nails!
Hello yes these were called iPod Socks and they were an official Apple product and we sold quite a few of them circa 2004.
www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
November 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Hello yes these were called iPod Socks and they were an official Apple product and we sold quite a few of them circa 2004.
www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
www.apple.com/newsroom/202...
instead of sulking that it took 16 months to add 3 reps to my bicep curl, I will note that the 55 plates are about to enter balsawood territory (previously and notably occupied by 45, 35, and 25)
I will furthermore note that the pump is officially undeniable, so please prepare my palanquin.
I will furthermore note that the pump is officially undeniable, so please prepare my palanquin.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
instead of sulking that it took 16 months to add 3 reps to my bicep curl, I will note that the 55 plates are about to enter balsawood territory (previously and notably occupied by 45, 35, and 25)
I will furthermore note that the pump is officially undeniable, so please prepare my palanquin.
I will furthermore note that the pump is officially undeniable, so please prepare my palanquin.
whoever’s running the Enshittification desk at Venmo/Paypal has really floored it in the last few months
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
whoever’s running the Enshittification desk at Venmo/Paypal has really floored it in the last few months
One thing I can reliably do is put my mass where my mouth is, and I like that about me.
When I say you will have to get through us, I mean it.
When I say you will have to get through us, I mean it.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
One thing I can reliably do is put my mass where my mouth is, and I like that about me.
When I say you will have to get through us, I mean it.
When I say you will have to get through us, I mean it.
PREDATOR: BADLANDS (2025, theatrical, #film)
The best-case scenario for a hard-R action franchise retooled into a cheesetastic four-quadrant PG-13 action adventure romp with lovable sidekicks, quips, and laffs. It *shamelessly* loots from every direction while serving up supreme production design.
The best-case scenario for a hard-R action franchise retooled into a cheesetastic four-quadrant PG-13 action adventure romp with lovable sidekicks, quips, and laffs. It *shamelessly* loots from every direction while serving up supreme production design.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 AM
PREDATOR: BADLANDS (2025, theatrical, #film)
The best-case scenario for a hard-R action franchise retooled into a cheesetastic four-quadrant PG-13 action adventure romp with lovable sidekicks, quips, and laffs. It *shamelessly* loots from every direction while serving up supreme production design.
The best-case scenario for a hard-R action franchise retooled into a cheesetastic four-quadrant PG-13 action adventure romp with lovable sidekicks, quips, and laffs. It *shamelessly* loots from every direction while serving up supreme production design.
looks like local art gadfly Mike Bennett took over the ReRun location on NE Fremont. Nice!
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
looks like local art gadfly Mike Bennett took over the ReRun location on NE Fremont. Nice!
oops, I accidentally dood a flex while pointing out my brand new Covid/Flu 2026 vaccine that you should get as well 🏥⚕️💉
November 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
oops, I accidentally dood a flex while pointing out my brand new Covid/Flu 2026 vaccine that you should get as well 🏥⚕️💉
(he is some sort of cyber military boss whose job is to teleport a Pilates class towards dinosaurs using the help of computer lady)
November 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
(he is some sort of cyber military boss whose job is to teleport a Pilates class towards dinosaurs using the help of computer lady)
he basically invented being hot in Deep Star Six. And he’s still got it three decades later!
November 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
he basically invented being hot in Deep Star Six. And he’s still got it three decades later!
THE SCREAM I JUST SCROME!!
🚨 Greg Evigan Alert 🚨
🚨 Greg Evigan Alert 🚨
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
THE SCREAM I JUST SCROME!!
🚨 Greg Evigan Alert 🚨
🚨 Greg Evigan Alert 🚨
once again I have paid 33 American dollars to leave hungry and that’s nobody’s fault but I need to stop doing that
November 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
once again I have paid 33 American dollars to leave hungry and that’s nobody’s fault but I need to stop doing that
the Korean Gilgeori trashwich is a supreme creation
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the Korean Gilgeori trashwich is a supreme creation