B J. Witkin
@itsjustbeej.bsky.social
The guy with the one letter name.
#uglydogs
#uglydogs
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January 20, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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50/50 chance on that fourth guess and I chose poorly
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“I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”
Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
1. “If you can’t fly, then run. If you can’t run, then walk. If you can’t walk, then crawl. But by all means, keep moving.” 2. “Why would Kim Jong ...
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January 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
“I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Please, think of the wetrock blinkholes
January 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Please, think of the wetrock blinkholes
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I can’t even look at you right now.
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I can’t even look at you right now.
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Snowblower + flying squirrel frisbee = sadness and recriminations
January 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Snowblower + flying squirrel frisbee = sadness and recriminations
@muppybean.bsky.social She wants to go outside and lie in the sun but it’s 35 degrees out there. This is my compromise.
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
@muppybean.bsky.social She wants to go outside and lie in the sun but it’s 35 degrees out there. This is my compromise.
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
Cafe Luna in downtown Raleigh. The owners and the chef were all from Napoli. Best pasta I’ve ever had. And they treated the staff well—one waiter attended to us multiple times and said it was the best place he’d ever worked.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Cafe Luna in downtown Raleigh. The owners and the chef were all from Napoli. Best pasta I’ve ever had. And they treated the staff well—one waiter attended to us multiple times and said it was the best place he’d ever worked.
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January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Howe To Cate - Chabter elebben. Sum of mine #flanatics alreddy noe dis, but not menny Cates noe howe to get into an hammock #catsoforanjtober
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#catsofbluesky
October 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Howe To Cate - Chabter elebben. Sum of mine #flanatics alreddy noe dis, but not menny Cates noe howe to get into an hammock #catsoforanjtober
#catsofbluesky
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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Post a picture YOU took, just a picture NO description
January 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Post a picture YOU took, just a picture NO description
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Syvie and Ralphie: Squirrdle Hunters
January 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Syvie and Ralphie: Squirrdle Hunters
My friend, who recently took up archery as a hobby, got pulled over the day. He had his bow in the front seat. The cop looked in the window, waited a beat, and then said, “Do you have any *other* weapons in your vehicle that should know about?”
January 18, 2026 at 9:52 PM
My friend, who recently took up archery as a hobby, got pulled over the day. He had his bow in the front seat. The cop looked in the window, waited a beat, and then said, “Do you have any *other* weapons in your vehicle that should know about?”
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Springsteen at an unbilled performance at a Parkinson’s benefit Sat. in NJ—
“…send a message to this President. And as the Mayor of that city has said, ‘ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.’ So this one is for you, and the memory of the mother of three and American citizen Renee Good.”
“…send a message to this President. And as the Mayor of that city has said, ‘ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.’ So this one is for you, and the memory of the mother of three and American citizen Renee Good.”
Promised Land - for Renee Good, Bruce Springsteen, Light of Day, 1/17/26, Count Basie Theater
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January 18, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Springsteen at an unbilled performance at a Parkinson’s benefit Sat. in NJ—
“…send a message to this President. And as the Mayor of that city has said, ‘ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.’ So this one is for you, and the memory of the mother of three and American citizen Renee Good.”
“…send a message to this President. And as the Mayor of that city has said, ‘ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.’ So this one is for you, and the memory of the mother of three and American citizen Renee Good.”
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The 1st Minnesota monument at Gettysburg.
January 18, 2026 at 7:32 PM
The 1st Minnesota monument at Gettysburg.
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Beware pets on or near the stairwell
Today in "We Are Absolutely NOT Plotting Something Nefarious, Move Along, Human"
January 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Beware pets on or near the stairwell
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#uglydogs
Please help if you can. Sol doesn't want (or has time) to do a GFM, but y'all should really check out her art 🧐
www.sol-exposure.com/shop
Please help if you can. Sol doesn't want (or has time) to do a GFM, but y'all should really check out her art 🧐
www.sol-exposure.com/shop
January 18, 2026 at 7:35 PM
#uglydogs
Please help if you can. Sol doesn't want (or has time) to do a GFM, but y'all should really check out her art 🧐
www.sol-exposure.com/shop
Please help if you can. Sol doesn't want (or has time) to do a GFM, but y'all should really check out her art 🧐
www.sol-exposure.com/shop
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A good time to remind everyone of the Minnesota First. One of the earliest state militias to volunteer to fight in the Civil War—three years after joining the Union! Provided one of the essential turning points at Gettysburg. Took the flag of the Virginia regiment they captured AND STILL HAVE IT.
January 18, 2026 at 6:25 PM
A good time to remind everyone of the Minnesota First. One of the earliest state militias to volunteer to fight in the Civil War—three years after joining the Union! Provided one of the essential turning points at Gettysburg. Took the flag of the Virginia regiment they captured AND STILL HAVE IT.