B J. Witkin
@itsjustbeej.bsky.social
The guy with the one letter name.
#uglydogs
#uglydogs
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"When I’m in the city, I want the authentic New York experience—getting served a hot slice of pepperoni pie by a Turkish immigrant who commutes in from Pennsylvania because he can’t afford to live anywhere in the five boroughs."
If New York City Is No Longer Going to Be an Unaffordable Police State Run by Crooks, I’m Taking My Hard-Earned Sex-Pest Dollars Elsewhere
“New York millionaires are plotting their exit from the city after the election of Zohran Mamdani, the socialist who plans to increase the taxes of...
buff.ly
November 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
"When I’m in the city, I want the authentic New York experience—getting served a hot slice of pepperoni pie by a Turkish immigrant who commutes in from Pennsylvania because he can’t afford to live anywhere in the five boroughs."
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Thank you for your courage, your determination, your honour, your sacrifice and for our freedom ❤️
Lest we forget
#RemembranceDay
Lest we forget
#RemembranceDay
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Thank you for your courage, your determination, your honour, your sacrifice and for our freedom ❤️
Lest we forget
#RemembranceDay
Lest we forget
#RemembranceDay
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November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Whimsical egg sacs
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Whimsical egg sacs
@hollyqueenofspayeds.com Enjoy
Sound on.
This is adorable…
Right up until I tell you that she’s rolling on the sweaty bike jersey I wore for a ride Saturday. 🤢
This is adorable…
Right up until I tell you that she’s rolling on the sweaty bike jersey I wore for a ride Saturday. 🤢
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
@hollyqueenofspayeds.com Enjoy
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Harrow the Ninth (2021, colorized)
November 11, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Harrow the Ninth (2021, colorized)
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They never fail to disappoint.
November 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They never fail to disappoint.
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My favorite annual event!
Folks, I know it’s been a tough and terrible year. If you can spare some money for this very worth cause, please chip in. With the uncertainty around SNAP this year it’s more important than ever.
Folks, I know it’s been a tough and terrible year. If you can spare some money for this very worth cause, please chip in. With the uncertainty around SNAP this year it’s more important than ever.
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11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
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It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
11th ANNUAL
BULL CITY FOODRAISER
FUNDRAISING THREAD
***
It's that time again! 🦃 For the 11th year in a row, we need your help providing groceries to 5,100+ schoolkids!
➡️ GoFundMe: www.gofundme.com/f/11th-annua...
➡️ PPGF: www.paypal.com/US/fundraise...
(Plus other donation options in thread!)
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My favorite annual event!
Folks, I know it’s been a tough and terrible year. If you can spare some money for this very worth cause, please chip in. With the uncertainty around SNAP this year it’s more important than ever.
Folks, I know it’s been a tough and terrible year. If you can spare some money for this very worth cause, please chip in. With the uncertainty around SNAP this year it’s more important than ever.
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My money is on malaria
I'm honestly starting to think Americans are going to end the decade with either universal health care or malaria.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My money is on malaria
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It’s probably time to talk to your doctor about scheduling a colonoscopy.
welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It’s probably time to talk to your doctor about scheduling a colonoscopy.
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No notes….nailed it 🎯
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No notes….nailed it 🎯
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When you spend 20 minutes de-fluffyeing a dog who is not noticeably less fluffye
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
When you spend 20 minutes de-fluffyeing a dog who is not noticeably less fluffye
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I made an Existential Crisis Emergency Chocolate tin at work and we all take turns replenishing it. Today, mid-crisis, I discovered someone had filled it with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a single, perfect tear rolled down my cheek.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I made an Existential Crisis Emergency Chocolate tin at work and we all take turns replenishing it. Today, mid-crisis, I discovered someone had filled it with Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and a single, perfect tear rolled down my cheek.
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folks is it normal our president glows red like satan in a low budget horror movie?
JUST NOW: Donald Trump gets loudly BOOED by the crowd at the Commanders game. What a loser!
November 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
folks is it normal our president glows red like satan in a low budget horror movie?
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"We shouldn’t try to generalize his victory to a national stage. New York City is not America. In fact, it’s barely in America. Look at the map, it’s super close to the edge."
Yeah, He Won, but He Was Up Against a Deeply Flawed Candidate
“I’m skeptical. The odds are that Mamdani’s victory is actually less significant than you think.” — Ross Douthat, New York Times - - -I was as surp...
buff.ly
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"We shouldn’t try to generalize his victory to a national stage. New York City is not America. In fact, it’s barely in America. Look at the map, it’s super close to the edge."
“…where was I going with this joke?”
Trump: "We had a guy named Buttigieg. Boot-edge-edge they say is the best way. Just say two 'edges' like off the edge of a cliff — which is where they were taking us, by the way."
November 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“…where was I going with this joke?”
A friend is one the world’s top experts on MRI.
Hell yes I sent this one to him. 🤡
Hell yes I sent this one to him. 🤡
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
A friend is one the world’s top experts on MRI.
Hell yes I sent this one to him. 🤡
Hell yes I sent this one to him. 🤡
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Almost everything is Not Great but at least we have comics! And those are pretty great, tbh.
At SIDEQUESTED, poor Prince Leopold is puzzling things out.
#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics
sidequested.com
At SIDEQUESTED, poor Prince Leopold is puzzling things out.
#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics
sidequested.com
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Almost everything is Not Great but at least we have comics! And those are pretty great, tbh.
At SIDEQUESTED, poor Prince Leopold is puzzling things out.
#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics
sidequested.com
At SIDEQUESTED, poor Prince Leopold is puzzling things out.
#comic #comics #webcomic #webcomics
sidequested.com
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SECURITY ALERT!
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
November 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
SECURITY ALERT!
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
A small energy being has been seen in Enterprise corridors. If you see it, DO NOT APPROACH.
Worf
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This feels like nothing so much as being a reluctant, long-suffering fan of the worst team in the history of the league...
The team that never made it to the championship & never will, the perennial losers...
The ones that give you hope, only to yank it away & leave you in shattered despair.
The team that never made it to the championship & never will, the perennial losers...
The ones that give you hope, only to yank it away & leave you in shattered despair.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This feels like nothing so much as being a reluctant, long-suffering fan of the worst team in the history of the league...
The team that never made it to the championship & never will, the perennial losers...
The ones that give you hope, only to yank it away & leave you in shattered despair.
The team that never made it to the championship & never will, the perennial losers...
The ones that give you hope, only to yank it away & leave you in shattered despair.
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Listen, EVERYBODY thinks their dog is the best dog, but here's the thing: they're right
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Listen, EVERYBODY thinks their dog is the best dog, but here's the thing: they're right