B J. Witkin
@itsjustbeej.bsky.social
The guy with the one letter name.
#uglydogs
#uglydogs
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"Is it true you live backwards in time?" the queen asked.
"Not yet, but it will be," Merlin replied. "And then, I will have."
"You speak in riddles. But you have seen the future? What will it bring?"
"Fanfic."
"Is that a spell? What does it do?"
"It will give you Lancelot."
"What is that?"
"Not yet, but it will be," Merlin replied. "And then, I will have."
"You speak in riddles. But you have seen the future? What will it bring?"
"Fanfic."
"Is that a spell? What does it do?"
"It will give you Lancelot."
"What is that?"
January 22, 2026 at 11:15 AM
"Is it true you live backwards in time?" the queen asked.
"Not yet, but it will be," Merlin replied. "And then, I will have."
"You speak in riddles. But you have seen the future? What will it bring?"
"Fanfic."
"Is that a spell? What does it do?"
"It will give you Lancelot."
"What is that?"
"Not yet, but it will be," Merlin replied. "And then, I will have."
"You speak in riddles. But you have seen the future? What will it bring?"
"Fanfic."
"Is that a spell? What does it do?"
"It will give you Lancelot."
"What is that?"
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January 22, 2026 at 11:22 AM
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hell is empty and all the devils are here
ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.
Here’s the report from KARE. The boy is five-year-old Liam Ramos.
January 21, 2026 at 11:41 PM
hell is empty and all the devils are here
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January 21, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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January 20, 2026 at 12:08 PM
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“I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”
Who Said It: Donald Trump or Martin Luther King Jr.?
1. “If you can’t fly, then run. If you can’t run, then walk. If you can’t walk, then crawl. But by all means, keep moving.” 2. “Why would Kim Jong ...
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January 19, 2026 at 4:01 PM
“I’m the least racist person you have ever interviewed.”
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January 20, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Please, think of the wetrock blinkholes
January 14, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Please, think of the wetrock blinkholes
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I can’t even look at you right now.
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I can’t even look at you right now.
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Snowblower + flying squirrel frisbee = sadness and recriminations
January 19, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Snowblower + flying squirrel frisbee = sadness and recriminations
@muppybean.bsky.social She wants to go outside and lie in the sun but it’s 35 degrees out there. This is my compromise.
January 19, 2026 at 4:00 PM
@muppybean.bsky.social She wants to go outside and lie in the sun but it’s 35 degrees out there. This is my compromise.
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
Cafe Luna in downtown Raleigh. The owners and the chef were all from Napoli. Best pasta I’ve ever had. And they treated the staff well—one waiter attended to us multiple times and said it was the best place he’d ever worked.
Sunday night timeline cleanse
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
please tell me about your favorite lost restaurant (closed for at least 5 years, like I really want you to go back into the vault), why you loved it and what you ate there
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Cafe Luna in downtown Raleigh. The owners and the chef were all from Napoli. Best pasta I’ve ever had. And they treated the staff well—one waiter attended to us multiple times and said it was the best place he’d ever worked.
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January 19, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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Howe To Cate - Chabter elebben. Sum of mine #flanatics alreddy noe dis, but not menny Cates noe howe to get into an hammock #catsoforanjtober
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
October 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Howe To Cate - Chabter elebben. Sum of mine #flanatics alreddy noe dis, but not menny Cates noe howe to get into an hammock #catsoforanjtober
#catsofbluesky
#catsofbluesky
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The absolute accuracy of this.
January 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
The absolute accuracy of this.
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Post a picture YOU took, just a picture NO description
January 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Post a picture YOU took, just a picture NO description
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Syvie and Ralphie: Squirrdle Hunters
January 18, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Syvie and Ralphie: Squirrdle Hunters