B J. Witkin
@itsjustbeej.bsky.social
The guy with the one letter name.
#uglydogs
#uglydogs
Has anyone told Microsoft? Because they’re the people that forced Calibri on us in the first place.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Has anyone told Microsoft? Because they’re the people that forced Calibri on us in the first place.
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December 9, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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@kbspangler.com
Bards are useless and easily mocked.
Leo is useless and easily mocked.
Of course Leo is a bard.
Bards are useless and easily mocked.
Leo is useless and easily mocked.
Of course Leo is a bard.
December 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
@kbspangler.com
Bards are useless and easily mocked.
Leo is useless and easily mocked.
Of course Leo is a bard.
Bards are useless and easily mocked.
Leo is useless and easily mocked.
Of course Leo is a bard.
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December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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@maryrobinettekowal.com Button humor!
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
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OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
@maryrobinettekowal.com Button humor!
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December 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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My cat:
🎶 it’s the most
wonderful time
of the year🎶
🎶 it’s the most
wonderful time
of the year🎶
December 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
My cat:
🎶 it’s the most
wonderful time
of the year🎶
🎶 it’s the most
wonderful time
of the year🎶
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I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.
This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:
www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
Joe Lonsdale Calls For Public Hangings
Silicon Valley radicalization escalates
www.thenerdreich.com
December 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.
“Hello, Michael’s? How much red string have you got?”
“Great, I’ll take it all.”
“Great, I’ll take it all.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
“Hello, Michael’s? How much red string have you got?”
“Great, I’ll take it all.”
“Great, I’ll take it all.”
I hate AI but for once I’m tempted to use it just to summarize this shit
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I hate AI but for once I’m tempted to use it just to summarize this shit
We rescued rescued two dogs from a shelter this morning and they are hanging in our Good Dog Cottages where they can decompress. Both are traumatized af but getting over it. The white one has been in my lap for 30 minutes and just fell asleep there.
Yes I’m crying.
#uglydogs
Yes I’m crying.
#uglydogs
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
We rescued rescued two dogs from a shelter this morning and they are hanging in our Good Dog Cottages where they can decompress. Both are traumatized af but getting over it. The white one has been in my lap for 30 minutes and just fell asleep there.
Yes I’m crying.
#uglydogs
Yes I’m crying.
#uglydogs
Reposted by B J. Witkin
Urgent message:
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Urgent message:
My wife’s cousin may have to start doing this.
"When we sent the first Christmas newsletter, we were just a two-person operation. Now we have to cover nine busy family members across four states. And sometimes Jessica has a boyfriend. It’s a big operation, and Clare had to learn Microsoft XL or whatever it’s called."
Why We’re Paywalling Our Family Christmas Card
Season’s Greetings from the Mortons! We know many of you look forward to opening your mailbox each December to receive the Morton annual Christmas ...
buff.ly
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM
My wife’s cousin may have to start doing this.
Reposted by B J. Witkin
How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:24 PM
How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time.
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December 6, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Love, let it go--
the old wounds,
the old words,
the spellwork
from a different life,
set it down, then rearrange
all your hopes,
pull up the roots
and plant new seeds,
remember
that winter is a held breath,
a stopping place--
things always begin again.
#TinyPoem
the old wounds,
the old words,
the spellwork
from a different life,
set it down, then rearrange
all your hopes,
pull up the roots
and plant new seeds,
remember
that winter is a held breath,
a stopping place--
things always begin again.
#TinyPoem
I will always want one of your poems!
December 5, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Love, let it go--
the old wounds,
the old words,
the spellwork
from a different life,
set it down, then rearrange
all your hopes,
pull up the roots
and plant new seeds,
remember
that winter is a held breath,
a stopping place--
things always begin again.
#TinyPoem
the old wounds,
the old words,
the spellwork
from a different life,
set it down, then rearrange
all your hopes,
pull up the roots
and plant new seeds,
remember
that winter is a held breath,
a stopping place--
things always begin again.
#TinyPoem
Reposted by B J. Witkin
The snow always makes the holly pop
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The snow always makes the holly pop
Reposted by B J. Witkin
I was thinking about the brilliant movie "Wag the Dog" and especially the part where the opposition are playing "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" but the president distracts them from his sleazy sex life with war news.
Amazing how rapidly things become last week's news and are forgotten.
Amazing how rapidly things become last week's news and are forgotten.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I was thinking about the brilliant movie "Wag the Dog" and especially the part where the opposition are playing "Thank Heaven For Little Girls" but the president distracts them from his sleazy sex life with war news.
Amazing how rapidly things become last week's news and are forgotten.
Amazing how rapidly things become last week's news and are forgotten.
Reposted by B J. Witkin
Wanna see something sweet?
Two rescue animals living their best lives.
Two rescue animals living their best lives.
December 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Wanna see something sweet?
Two rescue animals living their best lives.
Two rescue animals living their best lives.
If you leave your Bluetooth on going over the Sagamore Bridge built in 1935 you'll hear a radio broadcast of Hank Greenberg legging out a double against the NY Yankees
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM