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B J. Witkin
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The guy with the one letter name.

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@kbspangler.com I feel like you chose the Japanese grandmother’s words here *very* carefully
A panel from a webcomic. We see the back of a Japanese grandmother’s head. She’s saying, “TRICKSTER, PROMISE ME YOU WILL TREAT ME AND MINE AS YOU TREAT YOUR OWN FAMILY, FOR AS LONG AS YOU EXIST, AND I WILL NOT HAVE CAUSE TO CALL THEIR ATTENTION A koala seated in front of her says, “LADY, YOU HAVE MY WORD ON THAT.” The koala looks very pleased with himself, like he knows he just put one over on her (because he did).
December 3, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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🎶 it’s the most

wonderful time

of the year🎶
A brown tabby cat sitting in an empty Christmas tree box
November 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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I am reminded of this
Text that reads: Me: It'll be a tiny fart. No one will hear it. My ass: And below it a cardboard box labeled “ASS CLARINET”
November 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Tell me about it
A tall leggy white and brown dog is lying on a couch with its head on the lap of a man wearing a Michigan sweater. A different man is petting her.
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Some of us were way ahead of the game
An Amazon screen showing that Book 1 of Sidequested was ordered on August 14th
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Also, my wife walks past a duck pond on her way to work and feeds the ducks meal worms. There’s a Great Blue Heron that occasionally visits the pond. We got really good video of the heron and the ducks one day.
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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There are two Great Blue Herons living at the lake where Elsie and I often walk. It’s always a struggle to get good photos with my phone while also holding the leash. This is about as good as my pictures get
A Great Blue Heron standing on some grey rocks on the shore of a lake
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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This reminds me of one of my favorite comic strips of all time. Tap to read the whole thing.
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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A skeet that reads, “Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap” A photo of a human skeleton with a live cat on its lap. The caption says, “When your pet falls asleep on u and u don't want to wake it so u just sit there until you die of natural causes” A photo of a statue of Jesus with a live cat on its lap. The caption reads, “This is why Jesus hasn't returned... he can't move til the cat wakes up”
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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We need to add a third column to this meme
A two column meme. In the left a photo of a handsome grey cat and the text: “My cat's fur Fresh laundry Maple syrup Cotton candy Froot Loops Pancakes Heaven” On the right the same cat yawning and the text, “My cat's breath Fish Death”
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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A Grok response to a prompt about Elon. The response says, “Elon's intelligence ranks among the top 10 minds in history, rivaling polymaths like da Vinci or Newton through transformative innovations in multiple fields. His physique, while not Olympian, places him in the upper echelons for functional resilience and sustained high performance under extreme demands. Regarding love for his children, he exemplifies profound paternal investment, fostering their potential amid global challenges, surpassing most historical figures in active involvement despite scale.” Frank Sinatra in the movie The Manchurian Candidate saying, “Raymond Shaw is the kindest, bravest, most wonderful human being I've ever known in my life.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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A two panel cartoon. In panel one a man points at his monitor and tells woman, “A.I. TURNS THIS SINGLE BULLET POINT INTO A LONG EMAIL I CAN PRETEND I WROTE.” In panel two a different woman points at her monitor and tells a different man, “A.I. MAKES A SINGLE BULLET POINT OUT OF THIS LONG EMAIL I CAN PRETEND I READ.”
November 20, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I did a bike ride yesterday and oh no she’s at it again.
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Thanks, @kbspangler.com, for distilling me down to a couple of sentences and better than I could ever have done.
November 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Yeah definitely feeling better.
A brown tabby cat lying on a very high shelf.
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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One of our cats was diagnosed with osteoarthritis.

I’m somewhat happy to report that the meds are working well and she has resumed her old activities including following me everywhere and demanding rides on my back
Selfie of a white man with a brown tabby cat standing on his back. The cat is looking off into the distance, probably trying to decide if she can jump to some precarious horizontal surface.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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A photo of two grey cats. The one on the left has its mouth closed and looks adorable. The caption for it reads: My cat's fur Fresh laundry Maple syrup Cotton candy Froot Loops Pancakes Heaven The other cat is yawning. Its caption reads: My cat's breath Fish Death
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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A drawing of an old-time gentleman wearing a suit with the caption, “Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.”
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A T-shirt that reads, “BEING A FUNCTIONAL ADULT EVERY DAY SEEMS A BIT EXCESSIVE”
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Sound on.

This is adorable…

Right up until I tell you that she’s rolling on the sweaty bike jersey I wore for a ride Saturday. 🤢
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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This is how Sunday mornings should look.
Two cats. In the foreground is a grey cat completely stretched out on a woman’s lap with his front leg extended. He looks very relaxed. In the background is a brown tabico cat lying on a blanket with her eyes closed, clearly trying to sleep.
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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My friend is fostering two kittens for the sanctuary where I volunteer.
Two brown tabby kittens are snuggling. One has her eyes closed. The other one is licking her front leg. Two brown tabby kittens. In the foreground one has her front paws wrapped around a human’s finger and is licking it. In the background the other kitten looks on as if she’s saying, “What are you doing?” Two brown tabby kittens sitting on the floor in front of a mattress and looking adorable.
November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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A painting of an old timey gentleman with the caption, “Every day my joints are shocked and disgusted that I would use them for their intended purpose.”
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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A two panel cartoon of Sisyphus pushing the rock. Panel 1 says “How it started” and panel 2 says “How it’s going”
November 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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The very definition of cozy.
A cat is lying on top of a woman who is lying facedown on a bed. The cat’s front left paw is outstretched, very clearly relaxed and comfortable.
November 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM