Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈
@muppybean.bsky.social
Home of Syvie the Boingshark and Melissa, her mud-covered human.
#UglyDogs 🛷
#UglyDogs 🛷
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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈
@muppybean.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Sorry, I’ve been offline a lot today or I would have caught this. It’s also linked on my profile page. Always glad to have more come over!
Reposting so I can pin this
A rare opposite angle rendition of The Liberation of Spreckles
February 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
A rare opposite angle rendition of The Liberation of Spreckles
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I know it's stupid, but they won't change until they feel the pain."
"I know it's stupid, but they won't change until they feel the pain."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"If it's not documented it didn't happen."
"If it's not documented it didn't happen."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
February 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"I know it's stupid, but they won't change until they feel the pain."
"I know it's stupid, but they won't change until they feel the pain."
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reality break and timeline cleanse:
February 7, 2026 at 8:41 PM
reality break and timeline cleanse:
🦈 WE WENTS TO THE HARDWARES STORES THATS HAS FREE SYVIES TOYS!! 🦈
February 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
🦈 WE WENTS TO THE HARDWARES STORES THATS HAS FREE SYVIES TOYS!! 🦈
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Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event!
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
February 7, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Entire world: welcome to the “decathlon,” ten classic athletic skills in one event!
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
Finland: no. biathlon. Two things. Ski and gun
Currently being blamed for wind and lack of walkies
February 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Currently being blamed for wind and lack of walkies
Nosy little gremlin
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Nosy little gremlin
As God herself intended, @mackaracka.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
As God herself intended, @mackaracka.bsky.social
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Here is Mabel kneecapping me while we’re playing fetch. Sound on for fun. For some reason I feel like I should tag @muppybean.bsky.social 😂
February 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Here is Mabel kneecapping me while we’re playing fetch. Sound on for fun. For some reason I feel like I should tag @muppybean.bsky.social 😂
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The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
I leave you nippleman & come back to disection rat
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
FINALLY!!
🌡️Looking ahead to next week, outside of Alaska and the West Coast, the rest of the U.S. will likely see Above Normal Temperatures for mid February.
weather.gov
weather.gov
February 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
FINALLY!!
And tbh, Ralphie was looking kinda sketchy too
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
And tbh, Ralphie was looking kinda sketchy too
I thought this was a hard one, but @gmpug.bsky.social got it in record time! Syvie thought Hamish was very sus!
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I thought this was a hard one, but @gmpug.bsky.social got it in record time! Syvie thought Hamish was very sus!
Good evening Icicles! We have a special evening (and at home!) Guess What's Sus™!
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Good evening Icicles! We have a special evening (and at home!) Guess What's Sus™!
fyi there are NO gifs for flying dildos. The best I could find was flying penis 😆
a cartoon character wearing a helmet and goggles is crying while flying
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a helmet and goggles is crying while flying
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Can confirm both points
'The study explored the number of toys a dog can name — and it found that that number seems to be endless, only bound by their owner’s patience and how much space they have in their house for toys.'
This article is a fun read from CBC's Quirks & Quarks!
This article is a fun read from CBC's Quirks & Quarks!
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Can confirm both points
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Benedict need a season to air it out!
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Benedict need a season to air it out!
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The perfect photo/icon for a new contact on my phone!
February 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
The perfect photo/icon for a new contact on my phone!
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Hazel. Alternately smart as a whip and dumb as a bag of hammers, and you never know which you’re going to get
February 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Hazel. Alternately smart as a whip and dumb as a bag of hammers, and you never know which you’re going to get
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Anyway here's a picture of my dog at 10:00 AM on a Tuesday:
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Anyway here's a picture of my dog at 10:00 AM on a Tuesday:
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Hey all--absolutely no pressure, but my daughter is selling Girl Scout cookies this year (her first year doing Girl Scouts), and I thought what the heck.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophie...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophie...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Hey all--absolutely no pressure, but my daughter is selling Girl Scout cookies this year (her first year doing Girl Scouts), and I thought what the heck.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophie...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophie...