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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈
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Home of Syvie the Boingshark and Melissa, her mud-covered human.
#UglyDogs 🛷
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Reposting so I can pin this
Sorry, I’ve been offline a lot today or I would have caught this. It’s also linked on my profile page. Always glad to have more come over!
Hey @ravenmae.bsky.social would this be your branding choice for a flight school?
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Good grief 🤦‍♀️
November 14, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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Oliver met a bully on the beach today
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
🦈 THANDKS YOU MISS MACK!! THIS IS WAYS BETTERS THAN POPPYCORNS! 🦈
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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"Have fun playing outside, Miss Syvie. The weather is yucky so I'm stuck inside." Buster
November 13, 2025 at 9:42 PM
🦈 BALL NOWS, BALL NOWS, BALL NOWS 🦈
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
🦈 WHATS HAVIES WE HERES?? 🦈
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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He stands like a centaur too
November 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Exactly! Except wearing people.
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 PM
November 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
@runnjen.bsky.social want to go halvesies with me?
#NewYork #Camp Compound with charming, comfortable and cozy camp that comes #furnished, has detached #bunkhouse and #bathhouse (w/shower & flush toilet) nestled on 88.4 private #acres that Adjoins State Land. $155K. . countrylifedreams.com/built-2005-2...
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How would I find my pet? Hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
17. Your pet is placed in a room with 100 identical pets.

Without using their name, how would you find your pet?
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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"still punk as ****" I whisper as I print my directions
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Shot in the dark: Wally’s favorite toy got disemboweled by a dog friend while I was out of town, and they don’t seem to make this anymore. Does anybody have a Zippy Paws corgi that their dog doesn’t care about that you’d be willing to rehome?
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
hi, can you do me a favor?

take a picture of your pet and then take a picture again while you sing to them

thank you, this is for science

here is my contribution
November 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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One is a dog, one is not.
November 10, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Leaf blowers don’t have a schedule. They seem to have instincts. And those instincts tell them to fire up at the exact moment you’re trying to relax, meditate, or have a deep emotional breakthrough.
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Responses to this keep crossing my feed, and one thing I haven't seen people talking about is ratios.

My grandparents' houses cost 2x an unskilled labourer's annual pay. Now those exact same houses cost 15x-20x the annual pay of those exact same jobs
People wildly overestimate the economic security experienced by past generations. There's no period in American history where significant numbers of young people were just handed high paying jobs. Nostalgia for a time that never existed is a huge problem.
Why Nikki Haley’s son went radical: His generation inherited insecurity.

I profile Nalin Haley, a fascinating young man, who I believe will likely play an important role in conservative politics in years to come.

unherd.com/2025/11/why-...
November 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
🦈 I SAIDS PUTS THE PHONE DOWNS AND DO WALKIES WITH SYVIES!! 🦈
November 9, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I let Lumi loose on our morning walk, because I like living dangerously. Times he listened to me: 0. Times he disappeared: 3. Sticks he chewed: All of them. Treats he thought he deserved for his exemplary behaviour: 54534818723. Treats he got despite his behaviour just because he's cute: 54534818723
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
🚨 Bingo is Fam!! I repeat: Bingo is now Fam!! 🚨
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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I’m not sure he chewed it, but he did enjoy it. 😁
November 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
🦈 NIMBUS HOW WAS THE SUSHIS?? 🦈
@jeneye127.bsky.social
November 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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I made one, too!
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM