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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈
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Home of Syvie the Boingshark and Melissa, her mud-covered human.
#UglyDogs 🛷
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Sorry, I’ve been offline a lot today or I would have caught this. It’s also linked on my profile page. Always glad to have more come over!
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He *could* be singing the song of his people. 🎵🦝🎵
Perhaps he's part of a roving band of troubadours.
#mammals
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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The perfect photo/icon for a new contact on my phone!
February 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Hazel. Alternately smart as a whip and dumb as a bag of hammers, and you never know which you’re going to get
February 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Anyway here's a picture of my dog at 10:00 AM on a Tuesday:
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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wrong
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Hey all--absolutely no pressure, but my daughter is selling Girl Scout cookies this year (her first year doing Girl Scouts), and I thought what the heck.

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophie...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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It is nice to see his eyes again
February 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Timeline cleanse. A baby giraffe was born Monday at Hogle Zoo (Salt Lake City, Utah). Photo by Kennedy Camarena of KSL News.
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I don't want to brag or anything...
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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I started a new feature with ReLeash.

ReLeash Your Colours - a new colour combo featured monthly. If you've every needed a deep red and bubblegum pink collar or leash, now is the time!

Shop link in profile

#uglydogs
February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I just realized I forgot to give my review of the dill pickle popcorn. It was pretty good. It was a little herby, but if it had a little more garlic, it would have been great. 4/5 ⭐
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Canelo—who has never even seen a horse I don’t think—is like what the fuck absolutely not I don’t want to die when he meets Rudy at first

Then Rudy kisses him and Canelo says it’s fine actually I would die 4 u let me into your stable now pls l live here now
everything is horrific right now so here’s my dog kissing a 2 year old pony named Rudy through a fence today if u need it:
February 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Your wish is my command
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
🦈 HUMOM GOTS SYVIES A DWAYNE!! 🦈
January 31, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Lion potats!!!
New lion cub pics just dropped for CATURDAY! The two females, born Jan 14, got a quick scale check this week—weighing in at 6.5 and 6.8lbs. They're nursing and bonding with mom Ilanga in a quiet off-view maternity den and it'll be a few weeks before they're ready to venture outside. Stay tuned! 🦁❤️
January 31, 2026 at 7:53 PM
🦈 SYVIES HAS NEW TOY!! 🦈
January 31, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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FYI, I could re-create this frame by frame with corgis.
Oops. That was two serious posts in a row. Let me apologize by paying the cute tax. I don’t have a pet of my own, but this vid about owning Huskies made me giggle this morning

https://youtube.com/shorts/oSqhlEKe29w?si=Zp-r_pzSu5R5zoNd
Should You Get a Siberian Husky? 🐺🤔 #siberianderpskies #husky #siberianhusky #huskies #huskylife
YouTube video by Siberian Derpskies
youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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Sure seems like dog angels would be forever playing fetch with their halos
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
🦈 IS FRIDAYS ANDS YOU KNOWS WHATS THAT MEANS!! SPECIAL SLALMON SUSHIS! 🦈
January 30, 2026 at 10:54 PM
🦈 WHY FREN SHAPES IF NOTS FOR SYVIES?!? 🧤🦈
January 30, 2026 at 10:18 PM
@sherid10.bsky.social found the one of her flinging Ralphie down the stairs 😂
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Yup! 😂
January 30, 2026 at 6:31 PM
The Liberation of Joan d'Shark
January 29, 2026 at 10:36 PM
For folks who've gotten the shingles vaccine: how long should I plan to be out of commission after each shot?
a dog is wrapped in a blanket on a bed with the words viralhog written on the bottom
ALT: a dog is wrapped in a blanket on a bed with the words viralhog written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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Further increases in confidence for an impactful winter storm are noted across the Carolinas with greater uncertainty still farther up the coast.
January 29, 2026 at 2:01 AM