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Melissa & 🦈SYVIE🦈
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Home of Syvie the Boingshark and Melissa, her mud-covered human.
#UglyDogs 🛷
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Sorry, I’ve been offline a lot today or I would have caught this. It’s also linked on my profile page. Always glad to have more come over!
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The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 AM
I leave you nippleman & come back to disection rat
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
FINALLY!!
🌡️Looking ahead to next week, outside of Alaska and the West Coast, the rest of the U.S. will likely see Above Normal Temperatures for mid February.
weather.gov
February 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
And tbh, Ralphie was looking kinda sketchy too
February 5, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I thought this was a hard one, but @gmpug.bsky.social got it in record time! Syvie thought Hamish was very sus!
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Good evening Icicles! We have a special evening (and at home!) Guess What's Sus™!
February 5, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Can confirm both points
'The study explored the number of toys a dog can name — and it found that that number seems to be endless, only bound by their owner’s patience and how much space they have in their house for toys.'

This article is a fun read from CBC's Quirks & Quarks!
‘Gifted’ dogs can learn new words by eavesdropping...
www.cbc.ca/radio/quirks...

💗🐾🕊

#dogs
February 5, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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Benedict need a season to air it out!
February 5, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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He *could* be singing the song of his people. 🎵🦝🎵
Perhaps he's part of a roving band of troubadours.
#mammals
February 4, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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The perfect photo/icon for a new contact on my phone!
February 4, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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Hazel. Alternately smart as a whip and dumb as a bag of hammers, and you never know which you’re going to get
February 4, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Anyway here's a picture of my dog at 10:00 AM on a Tuesday:
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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wrong
February 3, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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Hey all--absolutely no pressure, but my daughter is selling Girl Scout cookies this year (her first year doing Girl Scouts), and I thought what the heck.

digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/sophie...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
February 2, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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It is nice to see his eyes again
February 2, 2026 at 11:36 PM
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Timeline cleanse. A baby giraffe was born Monday at Hogle Zoo (Salt Lake City, Utah). Photo by Kennedy Camarena of KSL News.
January 31, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I don't want to brag or anything...
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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I started a new feature with ReLeash.

ReLeash Your Colours - a new colour combo featured monthly. If you've every needed a deep red and bubblegum pink collar or leash, now is the time!

Shop link in profile

#uglydogs
February 1, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I just realized I forgot to give my review of the dill pickle popcorn. It was pretty good. It was a little herby, but if it had a little more garlic, it would have been great. 4/5 ⭐
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Canelo—who has never even seen a horse I don’t think—is like what the fuck absolutely not I don’t want to die when he meets Rudy at first

Then Rudy kisses him and Canelo says it’s fine actually I would die 4 u let me into your stable now pls l live here now
everything is horrific right now so here’s my dog kissing a 2 year old pony named Rudy through a fence today if u need it:
February 1, 2026 at 12:51 AM
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Your wish is my command
February 1, 2026 at 12:40 AM
🦈 HUMOM GOTS SYVIES A DWAYNE!! 🦈
January 31, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Lion potats!!!
New lion cub pics just dropped for CATURDAY! The two females, born Jan 14, got a quick scale check this week—weighing in at 6.5 and 6.8lbs. They're nursing and bonding with mom Ilanga in a quiet off-view maternity den and it'll be a few weeks before they're ready to venture outside. Stay tuned! 🦁❤️
January 31, 2026 at 7:53 PM