JC
@conductress.bsky.social
Queer, pan, cis, white, ND
She/her
I'm really only interested in spreading love as far and wide as I can.
"It's better to be weird than boring."
She/her
I'm really only interested in spreading love as far and wide as I can.
"It's better to be weird than boring."
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JC
@conductress.bsky.social
· Nov 6
Whomever you are, I love you. I love you. I love you whatever your gender (or genders, or none), your sexuality, your race, your culture, your abilities and disabilities, your hopes, your fears...I love you.
Keep loving each other, caring for each other. I promise I will work to protect us.
Keep loving each other, caring for each other. I promise I will work to protect us.
Oh.
Ohhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhh
Learning social norms as a second language is exhausting. You can become "fluent," you can pass for a local, and you can say the right things at the right time, but you’re always translating in your head. 1/2
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Oh.
Ohhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhh
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The aurora last night in Beaver, Alaska was just incredible. This is a real-time video (not sped up) of the crazy motion I saw. Also, look how BRIGHT it is, wow!
February 7, 2026 at 9:02 PM
The aurora last night in Beaver, Alaska was just incredible. This is a real-time video (not sped up) of the crazy motion I saw. Also, look how BRIGHT it is, wow!
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foist rule a'showbusiness, kid: ya don't break da felt wall
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
foist rule a'showbusiness, kid: ya don't break da felt wall
Remember also DC and LA and Chicago... things aren't changed they just fall out of the discourse.
We must support each other... we're all we have.
We must support each other... we're all we have.
A desperate plea sent to me by a Minneapolis resident who's been on the front lines since the beginning of the ICE occupation:
February 8, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Remember also DC and LA and Chicago... things aren't changed they just fall out of the discourse.
We must support each other... we're all we have.
We must support each other... we're all we have.
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Friend to all children, Gamera and his emotional support Hiroshi Fujioka.
February 8, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Friend to all children, Gamera and his emotional support Hiroshi Fujioka.
Editor: This, uh, county executive? Yeah, we're gonna need a different name there.
Author: What? Why?
Editor: Don't you think it's just a little too on the nose?
Reality:
Author: What? Why?
Editor: Don't you think it's just a little too on the nose?
Reality:
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
February 8, 2026 at 7:46 AM
Editor: This, uh, county executive? Yeah, we're gonna need a different name there.
Author: What? Why?
Editor: Don't you think it's just a little too on the nose?
Reality:
Author: What? Why?
Editor: Don't you think it's just a little too on the nose?
Reality:
This bus driver was so kind, generous and professional I literally called his boss middle age is awesome
February 8, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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Ele is one of us and her beautiful boy is gone.
Nothing will fix that, of course, but maybe we can help with one thing?
#UglyDogs #Awooooo
Nothing will fix that, of course, but maybe we can help with one thing?
#UglyDogs #Awooooo
www.gofundme.com/f/donate-to-...
Just posting my gofundme everywhere again because it's been nearly a year and I'm still paying off this medical bill
Just posting my gofundme everywhere again because it's been nearly a year and I'm still paying off this medical bill
Donate to Donate to help pay for Caspian's surgery, organized by Eleny Carpio
Caspian became part of our family through pure accident. What was meant to be a … Eleny Carpio needs your support for Donate to help pay for Caspian's surgery
www.gofundme.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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My friend’s cat misplaced her skeletal system this Caturday
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 PM
My friend’s cat misplaced her skeletal system this Caturday
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Use more air” probably most obviously.
Also “put more/use less reed in your mouth” is another contender.
“Use more air” probably most obviously.
Also “put more/use less reed in your mouth” is another contender.
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you mean ‘that uses’ or ‘by using’?” (Re: bare “using”)
“Do you mean ‘that uses’ or ‘by using’?” (Re: bare “using”)
February 7, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Use more air” probably most obviously.
Also “put more/use less reed in your mouth” is another contender.
“Use more air” probably most obviously.
Also “put more/use less reed in your mouth” is another contender.
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Please go down, please go down, please go down"
"Please go down, please go down, please go down"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you mean ‘that uses’ or ‘by using’?” (Re: bare “using”)
“Do you mean ‘that uses’ or ‘by using’?” (Re: bare “using”)
February 7, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Please go down, please go down, please go down"
"Please go down, please go down, please go down"
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Worley said he made a copy of the letter, and once he moves into the home, he plans to frame it and hang it on the wall. https://www.wjbf.com/hidden-history/black-history-month/56-year-old-vietnam-war-era-love-letter-found-in-virginia-attic-returned-to-son/
56-year-old Vietnam War-era love letter found in Virginia attic returned to son
A Virginia man who found a 56-year-old letter written by a man serving in Vietnam has finally gotten it into the hands of the author’s son.
www.wjbf.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
A couple weeks ago I emailed my fave chicken sandwich spot to see if the flavor I love will ever come back on the menu.
So they special made me four of them yesterday. Cried in the car on the way home. They were so, so good.
So they special made me four of them yesterday. Cried in the car on the way home. They were so, so good.
February 7, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"If it's not documented it didn't happen."
"If it's not documented it didn't happen."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you mean ‘that uses’ or ‘by using’?” (Re: bare “using”)
“Do you mean ‘that uses’ or ‘by using’?” (Re: bare “using”)
February 7, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"If it's not documented it didn't happen."
"If it's not documented it didn't happen."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Do you mean ‘that uses’ or ‘by using’?” (Re: bare “using”)
“Do you mean ‘that uses’ or ‘by using’?” (Re: bare “using”)
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
"Twist a thin-cut swatch of lemon peel over the top."
February 7, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
"The floor does not care about you! I care about you!"
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on this day
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
on this day
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Sometimes I'll just boo a photo of JD Vance in my free time
Reporter: Did you see that the VP Vance got booed at the Olympics?
Trump: That’s surprising because people like him. He doesn’t get booed in this country.
Trump: That’s surprising because people like him. He doesn’t get booed in this country.
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Sometimes I'll just boo a photo of JD Vance in my free time
🚨🚨IMPORTANT🚨🚨
In case you (in the Americas anyway) want to plan ahead a tiny bit:
Tomorrow, Feb 7, is eat ice cream for breakfast day.
Tomorrow, Feb 7, is eat ice cream for breakfast day.
February 7, 2026 at 5:36 AM
🚨🚨IMPORTANT🚨🚨
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one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
Just because good news is worth celebrating:
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
There is now a Prep medication that is an *every six month* injection.
HIV has, effectively, a vaccination.
February 7, 2026 at 1:37 AM
one of the greatest human triumphs of my lifetime is the relentless, unceasing, heroic effort by DECADES' worth of doctors and scientists to find a cure for a disease much of the world didn't take seriously for years because it predominantly affected a community they thought kinda deserved it
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So, an error between PayPal and my bank resulted in transactions being processed ten times and accruing over $3000 in overdraft fees.
They are reversing it.
Monday.
Anyway, if you're feeling charitable, anything mine or goblin will get me to Monday.
Thanks.
www.peculiarityshop.com
They are reversing it.
Monday.
Anyway, if you're feeling charitable, anything mine or goblin will get me to Monday.
Thanks.
www.peculiarityshop.com
PECULIARITY SHOP
Eclectic handmade goods by diverse people for diverse people!
www.peculiarityshop.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
So, an error between PayPal and my bank resulted in transactions being processed ten times and accruing over $3000 in overdraft fees.
They are reversing it.
Monday.
Anyway, if you're feeling charitable, anything mine or goblin will get me to Monday.
Thanks.
www.peculiarityshop.com
They are reversing it.
Monday.
Anyway, if you're feeling charitable, anything mine or goblin will get me to Monday.
Thanks.
www.peculiarityshop.com
#bakedrhymes
What is love
If not Shared fragments
Of Tender souls
Along with, their jagged edges
What is love
If not compassion
When first we fail
To let our inner selves, become known
What is love
If not patience
As we carefully piece together
The ever changing, mosaic of us
What is love
If not Shared fragments
Of Tender souls
Along with, their jagged edges
What is love
If not compassion
When first we fail
To let our inner selves, become known
What is love
If not patience
As we carefully piece together
The ever changing, mosaic of us
Not to be difficult or anything but if you wanted to know my soul that badly you could just pick up these pieces and put them together you know
February 6, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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#bakedrhymes
What is love
If not Shared fragments
Of Tender souls
Along with, their jagged edges
What is love
If not compassion
When first we fail
To let our inner selves, become known
What is love
If not patience
As we carefully piece together
The ever changing, mosaic of us
What is love
If not Shared fragments
Of Tender souls
Along with, their jagged edges
What is love
If not compassion
When first we fail
To let our inner selves, become known
What is love
If not patience
As we carefully piece together
The ever changing, mosaic of us
Not to be difficult or anything but if you wanted to know my soul that badly you could just pick up these pieces and put them together you know
Putting my soul in a paper shredder and firing it out of a confetti cannon in a tornado
February 6, 2026 at 10:48 PM
#bakedrhymes
What is love
If not Shared fragments
Of Tender souls
Along with, their jagged edges
What is love
If not compassion
When first we fail
To let our inner selves, become known
What is love
If not patience
As we carefully piece together
The ever changing, mosaic of us
What is love
If not Shared fragments
Of Tender souls
Along with, their jagged edges
What is love
If not compassion
When first we fail
To let our inner selves, become known
What is love
If not patience
As we carefully piece together
The ever changing, mosaic of us
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running, running
it’s good for your thighs
speaking of presidents
i hope ______ _____ ____
it’s good for your thighs
speaking of presidents
i hope ______ _____ ____
February 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
running, running
it’s good for your thighs
speaking of presidents
i hope ______ _____ ____
it’s good for your thighs
speaking of presidents
i hope ______ _____ ____
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Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist
February 6, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Was driving my kids to school and the first thing on the radio was reporting about Trump's video depicting the Obamas as apes and I think many people still don't fully appreciate what it means to have to raise Black children in a country where the president is so brazenly and consistently racist