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Doug Savage
@savagechickens.bsky.social
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I'm the creator of Savage Chickens, and Laser Moose & Rabbit Boy.
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Season Finale. www.patreon.com/posts/season...
Panel 1: A television showing "Dumpster Fire: Rolling Down A Hill!" (with a picture of a dumpster fire rolling down a hill). Panel 2: Chicken on couch says to chicken nearby: "Ssh! I'm watching the season finale!" Panel 3: We see the dumpster's point of view as it rolls down the hill. Below is the Acme Fireworks factory outlet. Caption: "TO BE CONTINUED..."
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Learning Experience. www.patreon.com/posts/learni...
Chicken 1: "Hang in there. This is a good learning experience." Chicken 2, at desk, looking stressed: "True. So far, I've learned that I hate learning experiences."
November 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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Surrender. www.patreon.com/posts/surren...
Caption: Sci-fi movies taught me that robots would take over the world. [image of skeletal Terminator robot] Caption: But it looks like A.I. algorithms are taking over the world instead. [image of chicken looking at a computer screen, filled with binary code] Caption: It's as if our Robot Overlords can't even be bothered to get dressed in their robot outfits.
November 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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Grandpa Turtle. www.patreon.com/posts/grandp...
Panel 1. An older turtle watches a young turtle approach. Panel 2. The young turtler gets a little closer. Panel 3. And a little closer. Panel 4. And a little closer. The older turtle says "Slow down, kiddo. Where's the fire?"
November 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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Teaching the Elephant. www.patreon.com/posts/teachi...
PROD3000: As an older company, we need to become more agile and productive. The C.E.O. calls it "Teaching the Elephant to Dance". Overworked chicken: I call it "Teaching the Elephant to Hate Your Guts".
November 5, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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Covert. www.patreon.com/posts/covert...
Beers in a pub. The drinker on the left looks confused. The drinker on the right says "YIYI! YI YI YI YIYIYI!! ...er I mean did you catch the game last night?" Caption: Undercover Dolphin
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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The Rocks. www.patreon.com/posts/rocks-...
A cave chicken sits atop a pile of rocks, yelling "I have all the rocks!" (Other cave chickens look confused.) Caption: Earliest Known Corporate Executive
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Halloween Contest winners announced! www.savagechickens.com/2025/10/hall...
November 1, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Zombie Godzilla. www.patreon.com/posts/zombie...
Godzilla stomps through some austere-looking architecture: "Rowgrr!*" *Brains! Caption: "Zombie Godzilla (eats only universities)"
October 31, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Ghost Hero. www.patreon.com/posts/ghost-...
Tarp Ghost, the ghost who has a tarp instead of a sheet, is stretched out above four other regular ghosts. Caption: "When it started to rain, lonely old Tarp Ghost was suddenly very popular."
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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Unexpected Bestseller. www.patreon.com/posts/unexpe...
Book title: "FIRE GOOD: My Guide to Outdoor Cookery". The picture on the cover is Frankenstein's monster, holding a spatula and wearing an apron with a heart on it.
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Halloween Contest 2025! Reply with your entry (or entries) here, or add to the comments here: www.patreon.com/posts/hallow...
Halloween Contest 2025! The picture is a chicken dressed as a witch handing out candy at Halloween. A pumpkin sits on a nearby railing. A kid in a hockey mask is looking into his treat sack and saying....? You decide! Reply with your suggestion and you could win a copy of my new book, Spidermania!
October 28, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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For Fun. www.patreon.com/posts/for-fu...
Two chickens making small talk at a party. One says "For fun? Well, I feast on the blood of the living... ooh and I'm learning to crochet!" and we see that, yes, it's a vampire chicken.
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Animal Science. www.patreon.com/posts/animal...
Two cats talking to two perturbed-looking dogs. One of the dogs is looking at some papers. Cat: "The data clearly supports our hypothesis --" Dog: "LIES!" Close-up of the paper, which includes a graph and the title: "Dog farts are louder and smellier than cat farts"
October 24, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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Early Warning Sign. www.patreon.com/posts/early-...
Upper caption: "I feel like this company doesn't really care about its employees anymore." [pic of grizzly bear tossing distressed chickens into the air] Lower caption: "Things started going downhill when they replaced the entire Human Resources team with one angry grizzly bear."
October 23, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Spider Reading. www.patreon.com/posts/spider...
A spider sits in an armchair, reading a book. The book's title: "Building Webs at Human Face Height: A How-To Guide".
October 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Without Reason. www.patreon.com/posts/withou...
PROD3000: You're fired. Chicken: Why? PROD3000: Are you kidding? If I knew why, I might be held accountable!
October 21, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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A.I.-Proof Jobs. www.patreon.com/posts/i-proo...
Title: Which jobs WON'T be replaced by A.I.? 1. ELECTRICIAN [pic of robot getting electrocuted]: Oops. 2. HAIR STYLIST [pic of robot chopping off customer's head]: Oops. 3. GLOVE-MAKER [pic of glove, with one too many fingers]
October 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Doom Time. www.patreon.com/posts/doom-t...
Chicken wearing sign: "The End of the World Is Near" Later... Chicken wearing new sign: "Told You So"
October 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Loving Work. www.patreon.com/posts/loving...
PROD3000: I want you to love working here. Chicken: That's nice... PROD3000: Because then I can get away with paying you less.
October 16, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Visitor from the Future. www.patreon.com/posts/visito...
A chicken talks to a time traveling chicken. The time traveler says: "The future? Well, it's a lot like the present, except with more water. And somehow also more fires."
October 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Bright Side of Hell. www.patreon.com/posts/bright...
Two chickens walking through a hellscape of fire. The Devil Chicken watches. One chicken says, "On the bright side, we're here for eternity, so the hellishness will eventually feel pretty mundane."
October 14, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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This Season. www.patreon.com/posts/this-s...
On the TV: "Dumpster Fire!" [Pic of dumpster fire with a little happy face] Chicken behind couch: "I stopped watching that show. Too predictable." Chicken on the couch: "There's a new twist this season!" On the TV: "Dumpster Fire: Rolling Down A Hill!" [pic of dumpster fire rolling down a hill, looking alarmed]
October 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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So Weird. www.patreon.com/posts/so-wei...
Two cats watch a chicken trying and failing to fall asleep. Another cat sleeps peacefully nearby. Cat 1: See? Cat 2: So weird! Caption: Cats don't understand insomnia.
October 10, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Blob Change. www.patreon.com/posts/blob-c...
Title: Melancholy Blob Melancholy Blob wonders, "What can I do to create positive change in the world?" "I've tried moping but it doesn't seem to be working."
October 9, 2025 at 7:01 AM