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Since my phone is blowing up, I guess the news has officially dropped.
Queen Mona now has a court jester. A few of you may recognize him.
Queen Mona now has a court jester. A few of you may recognize him.
olympic athletes out there doing all sorts of flips and twists and jumps and i just injured my shoulder while sleeping over 50
February 16, 2026 at 12:55 PM
olympic athletes out there doing all sorts of flips and twists and jumps and i just injured my shoulder while sleeping over 50
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sometimes the crazy connections actually work out
February 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
sometimes the crazy connections actually work out
she looks like her partner actually died
you can't say figure skating isn't metal, they did a backward inside death spiral 3
February 15, 2026 at 9:30 PM
she looks like her partner actually died
sometimes the crazy connections actually work out
February 15, 2026 at 8:09 PM
sometimes the crazy connections actually work out
i very much do not understand that ad for the hr software that would make life better for the complete asshole in the ad
like what is the message here
like what is the message here
February 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
i very much do not understand that ad for the hr software that would make life better for the complete asshole in the ad
like what is the message here
like what is the message here
who wore it better?
February 15, 2026 at 6:56 PM
who wore it better?
Now I really need to know if anyone has ever scored a Gordie Howe hat trick in the Olympics before, because Wilson did today
Tom WIlson losing a fight to France in the Olympics might be the funniest thing that was even possible.
February 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Now I really need to know if anyone has ever scored a Gordie Howe hat trick in the Olympics before, because Wilson did today
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🎶 I want to break free… 🎵
February 15, 2026 at 3:42 PM
🎶 I want to break free… 🎵
this is really rich coming from angie craig
i hope peggy flanagan defeats her so badly it ends her political career
i hope peggy flanagan defeats her so badly it ends her political career
Rep. Angie Craig: "Democrats need to hold the line. The Senate needs to hold the line. I will not forgive anyone who doesn't stand their ground at this moment in time and I don't think the American people will either."
February 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
this is really rich coming from angie craig
i hope peggy flanagan defeats her so badly it ends her political career
i hope peggy flanagan defeats her so badly it ends her political career
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It may be false spring, but Mona approves!
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
It may be false spring, but Mona approves!
here’s the answer to your longtime question @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Yesterday my human nephew suggested that his canine brother might like to wear pants. Reader, he did not like it but he tolerated it, and this facial expression is my forever mood. 😂
February 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
here’s the answer to your longtime question @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
There are two types of people:
1) those who laugh when they see video of others running away from wild turkeys
B) those who have actually been near wild turkeys in real life
1) those who laugh when they see video of others running away from wild turkeys
B) those who have actually been near wild turkeys in real life
February 15, 2026 at 5:51 AM
There are two types of people:
1) those who laugh when they see video of others running away from wild turkeys
B) those who have actually been near wild turkeys in real life
1) those who laugh when they see video of others running away from wild turkeys
B) those who have actually been near wild turkeys in real life
“This was a premeditated attack to catch me in the act of breaking the rules I was caught on video breaking, but no I’ve never cheated, how dare you” sure is a hell of a terrible excuse.
www.espn.com/olympics/cur...
www.espn.com/olympics/cur...
Canadian Olympic curler says he's no cheat, attacks Sweden
Canadian curler Marc Kennedy says his team may be the target of a "premeditated" attack after a Swedish curler accused Kennedy of illegally "double-touching" a rock after releasing it during a match F...
www.espn.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
“This was a premeditated attack to catch me in the act of breaking the rules I was caught on video breaking, but no I’ve never cheated, how dare you” sure is a hell of a terrible excuse.
www.espn.com/olympics/cur...
www.espn.com/olympics/cur...
OMFG, Mikhail Shaidorov skated to the opera from The Fifth Element?
Give him all the golds, forever and ever, for that musical choice.
Give him all the golds, forever and ever, for that musical choice.
February 14, 2026 at 3:54 AM
OMFG, Mikhail Shaidorov skated to the opera from The Fifth Element?
Give him all the golds, forever and ever, for that musical choice.
Give him all the golds, forever and ever, for that musical choice.
There are 3 basic storylines in the Olympics:
- Expected to win and won
- Expected to win and didn't win
- Not expected to win and won
All of these have the opportunity for amazing storylines, and that's why this competition is so damn fascinating.
- Expected to win and won
- Expected to win and didn't win
- Not expected to win and won
All of these have the opportunity for amazing storylines, and that's why this competition is so damn fascinating.
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 AM
There are 3 basic storylines in the Olympics:
- Expected to win and won
- Expected to win and didn't win
- Not expected to win and won
All of these have the opportunity for amazing storylines, and that's why this competition is so damn fascinating.
- Expected to win and won
- Expected to win and didn't win
- Not expected to win and won
All of these have the opportunity for amazing storylines, and that's why this competition is so damn fascinating.
cocky pundit brain isn’t limited to politics
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
cocky pundit brain isn’t limited to politics
i've heard at least half a dozen events across all disciplines play this song in the stands/arena/whatever
i had no idea it was still so popular this much later (despite it being coach beard's favorite dance tune)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK42...
i had no idea it was still so popular this much later (despite it being coach beard's favorite dance tune)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK42...
Martin Solveig & Dragonette - Hello (Official Short Video Version HD)
YouTube video by Kontor.TV
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:25 AM
i've heard at least half a dozen events across all disciplines play this song in the stands/arena/whatever
i had no idea it was still so popular this much later (despite it being coach beard's favorite dance tune)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK42...
i had no idea it was still so popular this much later (despite it being coach beard's favorite dance tune)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK42...
women's 10k
they took 1-2 but there is swedish shrapnel all over the finish line
they took 1-2 but there is swedish shrapnel all over the finish line
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
women's 10k
they took 1-2 but there is swedish shrapnel all over the finish line
they took 1-2 but there is swedish shrapnel all over the finish line
On a tangent, pretty sure that Jessie Diggins and Mille Porsild both lived in Afton MN at the same time circa 2010 and a little before.
I love it that Jess Diggins earned her way onto the Olympic podium
youtu.be/fK9xSBK-owA?...
youtu.be/fK9xSBK-owA?...
Diggins digs deep for bronze in women's 10km free
YouTube video by Team USA
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 1:21 AM
On a tangent, pretty sure that Jessie Diggins and Mille Porsild both lived in Afton MN at the same time circa 2010 and a little before.
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counterpoint: western civilisation cannot be saved
wouldn't mind trying a "kurachino" — cappuccino inside a rotisserie chicken -- but how do i fit it into my car's cup holder? any ideas from you kurachino lovers out there?
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
counterpoint: western civilisation cannot be saved
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I am wary of any politicians doing a victory lap today before we’ve seen on the ground that ICE has left. Their surety makes me think that they negotiated something and I think they owe it to us to be as transparent as possible about what that is.
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I am wary of any politicians doing a victory lap today before we’ve seen on the ground that ICE has left. Their surety makes me think that they negotiated something and I think they owe it to us to be as transparent as possible about what that is.
Given my "cheer for the team with the most Wild players" approach, I'm cheering for Germany over Denmark in this game due to Nico Sturm's presence.
@mac-b5.stickimporters.com how active is the hockey fandom over there?
@mac-b5.stickimporters.com how active is the hockey fandom over there?
February 12, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Given my "cheer for the team with the most Wild players" approach, I'm cheering for Germany over Denmark in this game due to Nico Sturm's presence.
@mac-b5.stickimporters.com how active is the hockey fandom over there?
@mac-b5.stickimporters.com how active is the hockey fandom over there?
i wonder if this could be solved by having a human being inside the car to drive it
Waymo, Google’s autonomous vehicle company, and DoorDash have launched a pilot program that pays delivery workers, at least in one case, around $10 to travel to a parked Waymo and close its door that a previous passenger left open, according to a joint statement from the company given to 404 Media.
Waymo Is Getting DoorDashers to Close Doors on Self Driving Cars
The companies have launched a pilot program in Atlanta, where “during the rare event a vehicle door is left ajar, preventing the car from departing, nearby Dashers are notified, allowing Waymo to get ...
www.404media.co
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
i wonder if this could be solved by having a human being inside the car to drive it
look i know there are actual differences between sets of stones and thus the colors are assigned arbitrarily but it still feels really wrong to have sweden throwing red stones and the usa throwing yellow stones
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
look i know there are actual differences between sets of stones and thus the colors are assigned arbitrarily but it still feels really wrong to have sweden throwing red stones and the usa throwing yellow stones