Nosferatu Joseph 🧛🏻♀️
@tashjoeza.bsky.social
A latke that cannot stop screaming // Editor // 🇿🇦 // (she, they, helluva gay).
Banner pic: A young fox sploots upon a brick wall, yawning. By Louie Stowell
Profile pic: NJ in profile, looking disgruntled
Banner pic: A young fox sploots upon a brick wall, yawning. By Louie Stowell
Profile pic: NJ in profile, looking disgruntled
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This tattoo, by InkedMongoose on IG, is perfect. No notes.
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I am playlisting and looking for suggestions.
Vibe is "you are 17, you're a little drunk or a little high, you can't imagine your life without these friends in this place at this time".
Could be tunes from when you were actually 17; could be tunes that just capture those particular feelings.
Vibe is "you are 17, you're a little drunk or a little high, you can't imagine your life without these friends in this place at this time".
Could be tunes from when you were actually 17; could be tunes that just capture those particular feelings.
January 6, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I am playlisting and looking for suggestions.
Vibe is "you are 17, you're a little drunk or a little high, you can't imagine your life without these friends in this place at this time".
Could be tunes from when you were actually 17; could be tunes that just capture those particular feelings.
Vibe is "you are 17, you're a little drunk or a little high, you can't imagine your life without these friends in this place at this time".
Could be tunes from when you were actually 17; could be tunes that just capture those particular feelings.
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
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I cannot stress enough how much "you should process your trauma with a support group instead of becoming reactionary" is a universal truth above and beyond this particular issue.
“a trans woman i don’t know online asking why someone put tits on a nintendo dog is literally the same as how i was bullied in high school. that’s why it is ok to harass her for 2 days until she deletes her account”
you should process your trauma with a support group instead of becoming reactionary
you should process your trauma with a support group instead of becoming reactionary
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
I cannot stress enough how much "you should process your trauma with a support group instead of becoming reactionary" is a universal truth above and beyond this particular issue.
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Small lives. ❤️
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Small lives. ❤️
Small lives. ❤️
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Small lives. ❤️
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This may put paid to me ever getting another English tourist visa, but I'm not willing to stay quiet any longer: I want to personally give Keir Starmer a swirly so vigorous that it wipes the smug smirk off his face.
June 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
This may put paid to me ever getting another English tourist visa, but I'm not willing to stay quiet any longer: I want to personally give Keir Starmer a swirly so vigorous that it wipes the smug smirk off his face.
One of the few things I dislike about living alone (well not with another human) is that there's nobody else to blame when I run out of peanut butter.
January 5, 2026 at 11:19 AM
One of the few things I dislike about living alone (well not with another human) is that there's nobody else to blame when I run out of peanut butter.
I really like this approach to "right to reply" - media orgs shouldn't be giving oxygen to fires set by bigots.
We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 9:40 AM
I really like this approach to "right to reply" - media orgs shouldn't be giving oxygen to fires set by bigots.
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We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
January 5, 2026 at 2:05 AM
We have published the following update to our article following an email response from the New York Times.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
Trans News Network has a policy against platforming bigotry. As such, we have declined to publish the Times' statement which included blatant transphobia.
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Starting the year as I intend to continue - by putting Townie by Mitski on repeat for an hour at a time and letting it rewire my brain (complimentary).
January 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Starting the year as I intend to continue - by putting Townie by Mitski on repeat for an hour at a time and letting it rewire my brain (complimentary).
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neither a gym injury nor a sex injury but a third secret thing (napped in a weird position as an elder millennial)
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
neither a gym injury nor a sex injury but a third secret thing (napped in a weird position as an elder millennial)
Just scrolled past an image of Jar Jar Binks as a swole dzaddy, as one does on Bluesky.
January 5, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Just scrolled past an image of Jar Jar Binks as a swole dzaddy, as one does on Bluesky.
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Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Any man who wants to start a podcast should have to sit in front of a tribunal of women and plead their case
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Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Yes, hello? I don’t think 2026 is working properly. I’d like to cancel my free 5 day trial please.
Oh no it's "tomorrow". 😭
I regret to inform myself that I'm due back at my desk tomorrow.
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Oh no it's "tomorrow". 😭
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Me, responding to emails at 9am tomorrow:
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Me, responding to emails at 9am tomorrow:
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“People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it very simply; by the lives they lead.” ― James Baldwin
January 4, 2026 at 4:39 PM
“People pay for what they do, and still more for what they have allowed themselves to become. And they pay for it very simply; by the lives they lead.” ― James Baldwin
Me, responding to emails at 9am tomorrow:
January 4, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Me, responding to emails at 9am tomorrow:
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oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already
January 4, 2026 at 4:12 PM
oh shit tomorrow is circle back day already
Starting the year as I intend to continue - by putting Townie by Mitski on repeat for an hour at a time and letting it rewire my brain (complimentary).
January 4, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Starting the year as I intend to continue - by putting Townie by Mitski on repeat for an hour at a time and letting it rewire my brain (complimentary).
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Choose your fighter: new year moods as memes. 🥊 🥱 🌮 💫
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Choose your fighter: new year moods as memes. 🥊 🥱 🌮 💫
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Sometimes I forget just how masterfully Sylvia Plath wrote poetry and then I reread Lady Lazarus.
"Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air."
Come the fuck on, my god. 🥹
"Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air."
Come the fuck on, my god. 🥹
January 4, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Sometimes I forget just how masterfully Sylvia Plath wrote poetry and then I reread Lady Lazarus.
"Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air."
Come the fuck on, my god. 🥹
"Out of the ash
I rise with my red hair
And I eat men like air."
Come the fuck on, my god. 🥹
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My life is spinning wildly out of control.
(Which is to say that I have 17 tabs open in my browser.)
(Which is to say that I have 17 tabs open in my browser.)
January 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
My life is spinning wildly out of control.
(Which is to say that I have 17 tabs open in my browser.)
(Which is to say that I have 17 tabs open in my browser.)