lerrrgan
@lerrrgan.bsky.social
deeply unserious at all times
hobby linguist / knitting enthusiast / HoH
he/him/his
📍 DC-ish
hobby linguist / knitting enthusiast / HoH
he/him/his
📍 DC-ish
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lerrrgan
@lerrrgan.bsky.social
· Apr 28
One thing about me is I’m gonna take selfies in other people’s bathrooms
me logging on to Teams this morning
January 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
me logging on to Teams this morning
me calculating how much silken tofu to blend into the base sauce for this mushroom stroganoff
a close up of a woman 's face with a triangle and a mathematical formula .
Alt: A close up of a woman's face as she's thinking with math equations floating in the air.
media.tenor.com
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
me calculating how much silken tofu to blend into the base sauce for this mushroom stroganoff
Some men don't experience true love until it opens their second sphincter
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Some men don't experience true love until it opens their second sphincter
Coworker who hasn’t worked since mid-December: “Hey, good morning! Happy N—“
Me:
Me:
January 5, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Coworker who hasn’t worked since mid-December: “Hey, good morning! Happy N—“
Me:
Me:
neither a gym injury nor a sex injury but a third secret thing (napped in a weird position as an elder millennial)
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 AM
neither a gym injury nor a sex injury but a third secret thing (napped in a weird position as an elder millennial)
save me high protein hot chocolate, high protein hot chocolate save me
January 4, 2026 at 4:56 PM
save me high protein hot chocolate, high protein hot chocolate save me
I made shakshuka with naan tonight for dinner, and it was so flavorful and garlicky and spicy and melt-in-your-mouth glorious that for a brief moment I forgot about the Horrors™️
January 4, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I made shakshuka with naan tonight for dinner, and it was so flavorful and garlicky and spicy and melt-in-your-mouth glorious that for a brief moment I forgot about the Horrors™️
what a time to be alive
January 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
what a time to be alive
🎵 it's a great day 🎵
🎵 to block the oomfs 🎵
🎵 who celebrate or apologize for war crimes 🎵
🎵 to block the oomfs 🎵
🎵 who celebrate or apologize for war crimes 🎵
January 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
🎵 it's a great day 🎵
🎵 to block the oomfs 🎵
🎵 who celebrate or apologize for war crimes 🎵
🎵 to block the oomfs 🎵
🎵 who celebrate or apologize for war crimes 🎵
The US is literally the spoiled snot-nosed rich kid on the playground that the teachers don't yell at because the kid's parents help fund the school
January 3, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The US is literally the spoiled snot-nosed rich kid on the playground that the teachers don't yell at because the kid's parents help fund the school
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what a time to be an american! rent is half your paycheck, groceries skyrocketing, pop stars have more spine than opposition party leaders, and the govt starts an illegal war all while the president was besties w the world’s biggest pedophile - but at least you can ask chatgpt how to feel about it!
January 3, 2026 at 4:52 PM
what a time to be an american! rent is half your paycheck, groceries skyrocketing, pop stars have more spine than opposition party leaders, and the govt starts an illegal war all while the president was besties w the world’s biggest pedophile - but at least you can ask chatgpt how to feel about it!
Reposted by lerrrgan
Reposted by lerrrgan
me telling myself my daily affirmations:
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
me telling myself my daily affirmations:
Reposted by lerrrgan
Straight men would knock their own mother out of the way to get a bench press I swear to god
January 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Straight men would knock their own mother out of the way to get a bench press I swear to god
Convinced the straight group chat to watch Heated Rivalry and now I'm regretting it (one of them just referred to starting a new episode as "firing up the ZamBROni") 😭
January 2, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Convinced the straight group chat to watch Heated Rivalry and now I'm regretting it (one of them just referred to starting a new episode as "firing up the ZamBROni") 😭
my claim to fame is that the otolaryngologist told me I have the "biggest tonsils [he has] ever seen, holy shit"
January 2, 2026 at 4:17 PM
my claim to fame is that the otolaryngologist told me I have the "biggest tonsils [he has] ever seen, holy shit"
What if we kissed at the Frampus whore broom burning event from "Palm Royale" season 2 episode 8
January 2, 2026 at 3:42 AM
What if we kissed at the Frampus whore broom burning event from "Palm Royale" season 2 episode 8