michael ❄️
@radplanets.com
planetary scientist, allegedly 🪐
baltimorean, actually 🦀
not a professional account but I do talk about science sometimes
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baltimorean, actually 🦀
not a professional account but I do talk about science sometimes
ig: radplanets_
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
you’re gonna need at least another 15 minutes
February 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
you’re gonna need at least another 15 minutes
should we be charging?
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
should we be charging?
babe lotrimin is like $5
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
babe lotrimin is like $5
why was Johnny talking about divorce and infertility as if he and Tara were married 😭😭😭
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
why was Johnny talking about divorce and infertility as if he and Tara were married 😭😭😭
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to 🥺
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
when you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to 🥺
imagine occasionally needing your anal glands mentally expressed calling in to the doctor like “he doc yeah I got the scoots”
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
omg I can do it online and the site is actually functional and it takes less than five minutes??? love competent bureaucracy
i’ve lived in the same place for so long my drivers license is about to expire. rare academic W
February 13, 2026 at 1:42 AM
omg I can do it online and the site is actually functional and it takes less than five minutes??? love competent bureaucracy
lol I don’t think so. you can get it loaded on a prepaid debit card though!
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 AM
lol I don’t think so. you can get it loaded on a prepaid debit card though!