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planetary scientist, allegedly 🪐
baltimorean, actually 🦀

not a professional account but I do talk about science sometimes

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rabbits need snacks too christopher!
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
hehehe
November 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
CHAD WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO SAY
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 AM
❗️❗️❗️
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
a crab is crawling on a sandy beach with trees in the background
Alt: dancing crabs!!!!!
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November 16, 2025 at 4:42 AM
you are a snack
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I forget
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
when your hookup is outside your building:
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
u don’t even know what I was gonna say!
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
wow that’s like 150— uh nevermind
November 16, 2025 at 4:23 AM
pro tip: popcorn is the perfect anytime snack! 😋
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
one France is enough tbh
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
it’s probably hard to find the deactivate button with your blurry vision :/
November 16, 2025 at 3:58 AM
🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
November 16, 2025 at 3:57 AM
it even has goon face
November 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
😞😞😞
tell him to come back!!!
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Wait u have a mustache u can replace him
November 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
😅
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 AM
are you Drake?
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
yay! :-)
November 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I’m gonna cry 😭
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
pro tip: popcorn is the perfect anytime snack! 😋
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
check out the 2003 version too! it’s also fun but in a very different way!
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM