Nosferatu Joseph 🧛🏻♀️
@tashjoeza.bsky.social
A latke that cannot stop screaming // Editor // 🇿🇦 // (she, they, helluva gay).
Banner pic: A young fox sploots upon a brick wall, yawning. By Louie Stowell
Profile pic: NJ with confetti in her hair, looking disgruntled
Banner pic: A young fox sploots upon a brick wall, yawning. By Louie Stowell
Profile pic: NJ with confetti in her hair, looking disgruntled
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This tattoo, by InkedMongoose on IG, is perfect. No notes.
This dog has always been allowed on my bed, so why is she standing here looking at me balefully like she needs a Google calendar invite? I haven't suddenly developed boundaries.
November 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
This dog has always been allowed on my bed, so why is she standing here looking at me balefully like she needs a Google calendar invite? I haven't suddenly developed boundaries.
IG suggested I might want to "connect" with someone from school. Oh cool, I thought, I liked this person, be nice to know what they're up to. Except that their username and bio are dedicated that they are a "girl mom". No thanks.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
IG suggested I might want to "connect" with someone from school. Oh cool, I thought, I liked this person, be nice to know what they're up to. Except that their username and bio are dedicated that they are a "girl mom". No thanks.
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When you're having dreams
Of Orgonon
Who you gonna call?
Cloudbusters
Of Orgonon
Who you gonna call?
Cloudbusters
November 11, 2025 at 7:59 AM
When you're having dreams
Of Orgonon
Who you gonna call?
Cloudbusters
Of Orgonon
Who you gonna call?
Cloudbusters
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Sorry I can't come to the phone right now I'm too busy being obsessed with how Laufey sings the word "vampire". (The whole cover is gorgeous but from 2 minutes 4 seconds it is transcendental.)
youtu.be/_v_cwLmeuY4?...
youtu.be/_v_cwLmeuY4?...
Laufey covers Phoebe Bridgers 'Savior Complex' for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now I'm too busy being obsessed with how Laufey sings the word "vampire". (The whole cover is gorgeous but from 2 minutes 4 seconds it is transcendental.)
youtu.be/_v_cwLmeuY4?...
youtu.be/_v_cwLmeuY4?...
I got excited because I thought there was a dog at this coffee shop but it was a toddler.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I got excited because I thought there was a dog at this coffee shop but it was a toddler.
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One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
might fuck around and become a Cute Socks Guy
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
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I tell younger folks all the time: Do not worry about losing the respect or presence of people who can't or won't accept you doing things that bring you joy. The only relationship you are guaranteed will last until you die is the one you have with yourself. Don't let yourself down.
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I tell younger folks all the time: Do not worry about losing the respect or presence of people who can't or won't accept you doing things that bring you joy. The only relationship you are guaranteed will last until you die is the one you have with yourself. Don't let yourself down.
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I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
November 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I got this useful bon mot from a middle school teacher recently.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
In response to, “I DONT UNDERSTAND,” he calmly said, “okay what steps have you taken to understand?”
And that’s when I realized that a lot of folks have no steps.
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I love how casually brilliant the Wainwrights are. This was the last song written by their mum, Kate McGarrigle, a genius musician herself.
Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright - Proserpina @ Muziekgebouw Eindhoven 08-08-2021
YouTube video by Lys Wantsmusic
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I love how casually brilliant the Wainwrights are. This was the last song written by their mum, Kate McGarrigle, a genius musician herself.
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It's been years since I first watched "Prophecy Girl", the last episode of Buffy season 1, but every single time I hear Jonatha Brooke's "Inconsolable" I am, well, unable to be consoled. Foetal position, sobbing because it's the song playing when Buffy puts on her prom dress.
October 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's been years since I first watched "Prophecy Girl", the last episode of Buffy season 1, but every single time I hear Jonatha Brooke's "Inconsolable" I am, well, unable to be consoled. Foetal position, sobbing because it's the song playing when Buffy puts on her prom dress.
I miss neither knowing nor caring about my hip flexors.
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I miss neither knowing nor caring about my hip flexors.
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"Hate" may be too strong a word but I was very worried that being gay meant bad things. Probably picked this up at school where stereotypes and sniggering abounded.
November 10, 2025 at 10:30 AM
"Hate" may be too strong a word but I was very worried that being gay meant bad things. Probably picked this up at school where stereotypes and sniggering abounded.
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Girls 🤷🏻
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Girls 🤷🏻
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now I'm too busy being obsessed with how Laufey sings the word "vampire". (The whole cover is gorgeous but from 2 minutes 4 seconds it is transcendental.)
youtu.be/_v_cwLmeuY4?...
youtu.be/_v_cwLmeuY4?...
Laufey covers Phoebe Bridgers 'Savior Complex' for Like A Version
YouTube video by triple j
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Sorry I can't come to the phone right now I'm too busy being obsessed with how Laufey sings the word "vampire". (The whole cover is gorgeous but from 2 minutes 4 seconds it is transcendental.)
youtu.be/_v_cwLmeuY4?...
youtu.be/_v_cwLmeuY4?...
I love how casually brilliant the Wainwrights are. This was the last song written by their mum, Kate McGarrigle, a genius musician herself.
Rufus Wainwright, Martha Wainwright - Proserpina @ Muziekgebouw Eindhoven 08-08-2021
YouTube video by Lys Wantsmusic
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I love how casually brilliant the Wainwrights are. This was the last song written by their mum, Kate McGarrigle, a genius musician herself.
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This dog has her own cooling mat and the fan is directed at her (my) bed, but NOPE she's dealing with the heat by staring at me, panting.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This dog has her own cooling mat and the fan is directed at her (my) bed, but NOPE she's dealing with the heat by staring at me, panting.
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It's called fashion, sweetie, look it up.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It's called fashion, sweetie, look it up.
This dog has her own cooling mat and the fan is directed at her (my) bed, but NOPE she's dealing with the heat by staring at me, panting.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This dog has her own cooling mat and the fan is directed at her (my) bed, but NOPE she's dealing with the heat by staring at me, panting.
It's called fashion, sweetie, look it up.
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
It's called fashion, sweetie, look it up.
Girls 🤷🏻
What do you like now that 16 year old you would hate you for?
November 10, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Girls 🤷🏻
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It's sleeveless t-shirt season AKA the time of year when I think about how great it would be to have impressive arm muscles and then remember I'm too lazy to make it happen.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It's sleeveless t-shirt season AKA the time of year when I think about how great it would be to have impressive arm muscles and then remember I'm too lazy to make it happen.
It's sleeveless t-shirt season AKA the time of year when I think about how great it would be to have impressive arm muscles and then remember I'm too lazy to make it happen.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
It's sleeveless t-shirt season AKA the time of year when I think about how great it would be to have impressive arm muscles and then remember I'm too lazy to make it happen.
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Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Did ChatGPT tell the Democratic Party to kill itself??
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