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Michelle
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January 25, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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Just staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.
January 24, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Big day for my Arthur as he can now finally have Tuberculosis.
January 24, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Being an American is like being in a murder mystery where the killer is always you.
January 5, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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haven’t been this tired since that one origami incident back in 98
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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The tactical formation is mostly there to prevent him from being vacuumed into a Roomba.
January 21, 2026 at 9:00 AM
I should call in sick.
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 PM
My newest Loki realizing his robes will never be completely free of cat hair.
January 22, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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When I can’t remember someone’s name, I imagine Don Pardo announcing them, and so far, not helpful.
December 1, 2025 at 8:19 AM
January 15, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I kinda hate this game, but can’t stop playing it.
January 10, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Possum is growing up.
January 10, 2026 at 4:07 PM
January 9, 2026 at 10:51 PM
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starting to think I don't need more storage solutions, I need less stuff. but that's QUITTER talk
December 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
December 26, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Triple loaf
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
“Lie I will not. Uncomfortable this makes me.”
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The tree survived! Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
“It’s, it’s lovely. Looks just like you. It’s, um, quite large isn’t it?”
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Smaller crowd than I expected.
December 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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It's time to pre-order the Jurassic World Hammond Collection Dryosaurus Action Figure! www.entertainmentearth.com/product/jura...

Presumably you just add water to get a moistchops. Because a moschops with water is moist, you see. Hilarious.
December 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Spicy Bruce Wayne had some errands to run today.
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I’m going for it. Let’s see how long this lasts. I’ll add some lights and ornaments tomorrow if it survives the night.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Got a new display cabinet for these bad boys. Would love to see how other people display their cats.
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM