Walkin' In A Winter Wonder Dan
@soundingline.bsky.social
Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. Opinions are my own. https://www.patreon.com/c/DanielMFord
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Advocate
Check out this great listen on Audible.com. "Omigosh! I've just found an author to put on my list of I've got to read everything they ever wrote! The Warden is a gem of the first order. Aelis is my he...
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ADVOCATE, Book 3 of THE WARDEN, narrated by the incredible @lindseydorcus.bsky.social is out in Audiobook today! www.audible.com/pd/Advocate-...
If he’d lived long enough, would anyone have had the foresight or the courage to have cast Graham Chapman as The Joker?
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
If he’d lived long enough, would anyone have had the foresight or the courage to have cast Graham Chapman as The Joker?
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My other thing is that snowplow drivers should be able to be armed in case of “arctic pirates” that want their road salt
January 4, 2026 at 1:07 AM
My other thing is that snowplow drivers should be able to be armed in case of “arctic pirates” that want their road salt
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My niece and nephew once told me about how one time at McDonald's my brother ordered a six-piece McGaggit and a large Choke.
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
My niece and nephew once told me about how one time at McDonald's my brother ordered a six-piece McGaggit and a large Choke.
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I once witnessed my buddy @mitchgustafson.bsky.social struggle for his life through a mcdonald’s drive thru order of “two mcduggles, regularly”
I just learned about this one yesterday but I can tell it’s staying forever
January 4, 2026 at 2:15 AM
I once witnessed my buddy @mitchgustafson.bsky.social struggle for his life through a mcdonald’s drive thru order of “two mcduggles, regularly”
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Doc Cochran, maybe my favorite character
January 4, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Doc Cochran, maybe my favorite character
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A quick Trixie
December 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A quick Trixie
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New mini art project: to get back into ink on paper and recapture my old cartoon-y style, I’ll draw some Deadwood characters. First up: Dan Dority
December 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
New mini art project: to get back into ink on paper and recapture my old cartoon-y style, I’ll draw some Deadwood characters. First up: Dan Dority
But which is better, movie Gimli or book Gimli?
January 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Why is Os sky all in on Ranger tonight? Did I miss something?
January 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Why is Os sky all in on Ranger tonight? Did I miss something?
Come to my back porch in 20 minutes if you want an asskicking OR to discuss your favorite member of The Fellowship of the Ring
If it’s not Gimli we’re back to an asskicking
If it’s not Gimli we’re back to an asskicking
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Come to my back porch in 20 minutes if you want an asskicking OR to discuss your favorite member of The Fellowship of the Ring
If it’s not Gimli we’re back to an asskicking
If it’s not Gimli we’re back to an asskicking
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A friend ordered a life size doll (yes that kind) because he is constantly drunk and on ambien and has been making large purchases to build credit.
A small part of my toy brain wants to go open it and check out the articulation while it is unsullied before absolutely never going there again.
A small part of my toy brain wants to go open it and check out the articulation while it is unsullied before absolutely never going there again.
January 3, 2026 at 10:24 PM
A friend ordered a life size doll (yes that kind) because he is constantly drunk and on ambien and has been making large purchases to build credit.
A small part of my toy brain wants to go open it and check out the articulation while it is unsullied before absolutely never going there again.
A small part of my toy brain wants to go open it and check out the articulation while it is unsullied before absolutely never going there again.
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When your goals are evil but you're ALSO bad at pursuing them.
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
When your goals are evil but you're ALSO bad at pursuing them.
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The number of posts that condescend to anyone who happens to read them is amazing.
'Hate to break it to you' 'you didn't see this coming because' etc as opening salvo, not replies? Astonishing. Do you get stabbed on the reg in your day to day? because I think I found the underlying condition.
'Hate to break it to you' 'you didn't see this coming because' etc as opening salvo, not replies? Astonishing. Do you get stabbed on the reg in your day to day? because I think I found the underlying condition.
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The number of posts that condescend to anyone who happens to read them is amazing.
'Hate to break it to you' 'you didn't see this coming because' etc as opening salvo, not replies? Astonishing. Do you get stabbed on the reg in your day to day? because I think I found the underlying condition.
'Hate to break it to you' 'you didn't see this coming because' etc as opening salvo, not replies? Astonishing. Do you get stabbed on the reg in your day to day? because I think I found the underlying condition.
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Even Clancy makes a point of saying that doing shit well short of this is immoral, stupid, and corrosive, and leads to unexpected consequences, fwiw. “Thicker than Tom Clancy” is no fucking way to govern
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Even Clancy makes a point of saying that doing shit well short of this is immoral, stupid, and corrosive, and leads to unexpected consequences, fwiw. “Thicker than Tom Clancy” is no fucking way to govern
Area man goes to gym at 7 am on first Saturday of January, awaits commendations, medals, endorsements
January 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Area man goes to gym at 7 am on first Saturday of January, awaits commendations, medals, endorsements
Extremely bad vibes about this Ravens-Stillers game. And now Watt is expected to be full go?
January 3, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Extremely bad vibes about this Ravens-Stillers game. And now Watt is expected to be full go?
I will NEVER be kinder to myself in the new year. If anything I deserve more scorn and harder labor.
January 3, 2026 at 2:31 AM
I will NEVER be kinder to myself in the new year. If anything I deserve more scorn and harder labor.
Postcards. Receipts. Cheese cards from quarterly Rogue River cheese club boxes.
what does everyone use for bookmarks now that train tickets are mostly digital?
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Postcards. Receipts. Cheese cards from quarterly Rogue River cheese club boxes.
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If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it
Give me excess of it
January 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
If music be the food of love, play on,
Give me excess of it
Give me excess of it
Deadlifts
How else can professors prove "merit" besides SAT scores? Wrong answers only. I'll go first: ability to do sixth-grade geometry homework (two professors in my house fail)
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Deadlifts
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Got an ad for Chipotle advertising what they’re calling “high protein cups,” which as far as I can tell is a scoop of loose meat into a small paper bowl to be eaten with your fingers
The Earl of Sandwich did not give his life for us to regress like this
The Earl of Sandwich did not give his life for us to regress like this
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Got an ad for Chipotle advertising what they’re calling “high protein cups,” which as far as I can tell is a scoop of loose meat into a small paper bowl to be eaten with your fingers
The Earl of Sandwich did not give his life for us to regress like this
The Earl of Sandwich did not give his life for us to regress like this
I have given thought down the years to getting tattoos from my own books
What if I got the skull and dagger motif from Aelis’s dress in Advocate in a ring around my forearm. What if that
What if I got the skull and dagger motif from Aelis’s dress in Advocate in a ring around my forearm. What if that
January 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I have given thought down the years to getting tattoos from my own books
What if I got the skull and dagger motif from Aelis’s dress in Advocate in a ring around my forearm. What if that
What if I got the skull and dagger motif from Aelis’s dress in Advocate in a ring around my forearm. What if that
This place just opened three miles from home and we will be back
January 2, 2026 at 11:44 PM
This place just opened three miles from home and we will be back
I see West Ham has signed a young attacking player. Will he score 10 goals for the club before he’s moved on? Will he score ANY goals? What even are they doing over there these days
January 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
I see West Ham has signed a young attacking player. Will he score 10 goals for the club before he’s moved on? Will he score ANY goals? What even are they doing over there these days