Daniel M Ford
@soundingline.bsky.social
Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. Opinions are my own. https://www.patreon.com/c/DanielMFord
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ADVOCATE, Book 3 of THE WARDEN, narrated by the incredible @lindseydorcus.bsky.social is out in Audiobook today! www.audible.com/pd/Advocate-...
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January 24, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Late night bump
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Clark Kent is definitely not the world greatest detective.
Cat Grant isn’t spending 200 dollars a night on the ski resort and lift passes to sleep in separate rooms.
Cat Grant, essentially: “buddy we are here to hit the slopes and fuck and the slopes are closed”
Cat Grant isn’t spending 200 dollars a night on the ski resort and lift passes to sleep in separate rooms.
Cat Grant, essentially: “buddy we are here to hit the slopes and fuck and the slopes are closed”
January 24, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Clark Kent is definitely not the world greatest detective.
Cat Grant isn’t spending 200 dollars a night on the ski resort and lift passes to sleep in separate rooms.
Cat Grant, essentially: “buddy we are here to hit the slopes and fuck and the slopes are closed”
Cat Grant isn’t spending 200 dollars a night on the ski resort and lift passes to sleep in separate rooms.
Cat Grant, essentially: “buddy we are here to hit the slopes and fuck and the slopes are closed”
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stomp out fascism
January 24, 2026 at 2:27 AM
stomp out fascism
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all you fascists are bound to lose
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
all you fascists are bound to lose
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A story about what if there was a War, and the enemy was Depression.
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January 24, 2026 at 12:43 AM
A story about what if there was a War, and the enemy was Depression.
Gonna try and bang the Patreon drum a little more here. This story is available to all paid members. Only like 3 other people besides me have ever read it.
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January 23, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Gonna try and bang the Patreon drum a little more here. This story is available to all paid members. Only like 3 other people besides me have ever read it.
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Had what I thought was a good interview for a store but just got a rejection email.
Have to reach out for assistance still as I have no unemployment benefits left. Anything helps.
Love to everyone who has helped me through this bleak time. It’s been how I’m able to keep on.
Have to reach out for assistance still as I have no unemployment benefits left. Anything helps.
Love to everyone who has helped me through this bleak time. It’s been how I’m able to keep on.
Former delivery warehouse worker, looking for assistance.
Currently looking for work and it's bleak. I hate still being in this situation, but I’ve gotten few hits on my many applications.
If you can help, I'll appreciate it more than anything. If you can't, I understand.
Paypal.me/hexbrooks
Currently looking for work and it's bleak. I hate still being in this situation, but I’ve gotten few hits on my many applications.
If you can help, I'll appreciate it more than anything. If you can't, I understand.
Paypal.me/hexbrooks
Pay Jon R Brooks using PayPal.Me
Go to paypal.me/hexbrooks and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
Paypal.me
January 23, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Had what I thought was a good interview for a store but just got a rejection email.
Have to reach out for assistance still as I have no unemployment benefits left. Anything helps.
Love to everyone who has helped me through this bleak time. It’s been how I’m able to keep on.
Have to reach out for assistance still as I have no unemployment benefits left. Anything helps.
Love to everyone who has helped me through this bleak time. It’s been how I’m able to keep on.
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Hey all, @williambwest.bsky.social is a guy I've been friends with for many years online (and we even got to meet once) recently had a stroke. He is a great dude and I hope he recovers quickly.
If you'd like to help his family out, here's his go fund me. gofund.me/e42e47114
If you'd like to help his family out, here's his go fund me. gofund.me/e42e47114
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January 23, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Hey all, @williambwest.bsky.social is a guy I've been friends with for many years online (and we even got to meet once) recently had a stroke. He is a great dude and I hope he recovers quickly.
If you'd like to help his family out, here's his go fund me. gofund.me/e42e47114
If you'd like to help his family out, here's his go fund me. gofund.me/e42e47114
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January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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White knuckling through my last hour on the clock so I can go collapse with whatever illness is coming on
January 23, 2026 at 8:12 PM
White knuckling through my last hour on the clock so I can go collapse with whatever illness is coming on
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January 23, 2026 at 6:37 PM
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A US congress asshole saying he'd LOVE to see US troops take on French troops.
France is our oldest ally. Without France, the war of independence is...well it's a much harder path to any kind of victory, say that. Maybe an impossible one.
Lafayette weeps.
France is our oldest ally. Without France, the war of independence is...well it's a much harder path to any kind of victory, say that. Maybe an impossible one.
Lafayette weeps.
January 23, 2026 at 5:59 PM
A US congress asshole saying he'd LOVE to see US troops take on French troops.
France is our oldest ally. Without France, the war of independence is...well it's a much harder path to any kind of victory, say that. Maybe an impossible one.
Lafayette weeps.
France is our oldest ally. Without France, the war of independence is...well it's a much harder path to any kind of victory, say that. Maybe an impossible one.
Lafayette weeps.
bwahahah yes please, go right ahead
From @theathletic.com: Philip Rivers, who came out of retirement last month to play quarterback for the Indianapolis Colts, is interviewing for the Buffalo Bills' head coaching job, according to a league source.
Philip Rivers interviewing for Bills’ head coaching job: Source
Just weeks after returning to the NFL as a quarterback and then retiring again, the 44-year old Rivers will take a head coaching interview.
nyti.ms
January 23, 2026 at 5:50 PM
bwahahah yes please, go right ahead
Judging by how my Giant just looked at 11:30 am, by 5pm it's gonna be Fury Road times around here
January 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Judging by how my Giant just looked at 11:30 am, by 5pm it's gonna be Fury Road times around here
There's good and bad to be sad about the Angelos ownership of the Baltimore Orioles, but the fact that the Nats won a world series while the Os owned their goddamn broadcast rights and the Orioles never did is a deep dark stain
January 23, 2026 at 3:52 PM
There's good and bad to be sad about the Angelos ownership of the Baltimore Orioles, but the fact that the Nats won a world series while the Os owned their goddamn broadcast rights and the Orioles never did is a deep dark stain
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Its not always hopeless if you're patient like look at this dude, I love him
January 23, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Its not always hopeless if you're patient like look at this dude, I love him
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You can’t share clips of horrible people saying horrible things without consuming horrible things and amplifying horrible people.
January 23, 2026 at 2:47 PM
You can’t share clips of horrible people saying horrible things without consuming horrible things and amplifying horrible people.
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today is a great day to add more arms to the 2026 Baltimore Orioles!
January 23, 2026 at 2:22 PM
today is a great day to add more arms to the 2026 Baltimore Orioles!
Oh cool I have woken up potentially feeling like shit on the eve of the biggest snowstorm in a decade, this is great
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Oh cool I have woken up potentially feeling like shit on the eve of the biggest snowstorm in a decade, this is great
Saw Pete attempting a Bawlmer accent in the highlights on insta: not bad!
January 23, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Saw Pete attempting a Bawlmer accent in the highlights on insta: not bad!
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Tell me your pet’s name in a gif
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The basic Big Jim line is a Street Fighter game had an “Oops All Uncles!” DLC pack full of guys your family doesn’t discuss anymore, except Big Josh, who was your dad’s cool friend that showed you how to build a campfire and then married your dad.
Their biceps bulged when you bent their elbows!
Their biceps bulged when you bent their elbows!
January 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM
The basic Big Jim line is a Street Fighter game had an “Oops All Uncles!” DLC pack full of guys your family doesn’t discuss anymore, except Big Josh, who was your dad’s cool friend that showed you how to build a campfire and then married your dad.
Their biceps bulged when you bent their elbows!
Their biceps bulged when you bent their elbows!
Let me be the first to reach out my hand to this guy to say: LOL. LMAO. You absolutely wonderous dipshit. You heroically stupid idiot. You unbelievable nincompoop. We need new words to describe doing something so unbelievably stupid.
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Let me be the first to reach out my hand to this guy to say: LOL. LMAO. You absolutely wonderous dipshit. You heroically stupid idiot. You unbelievable nincompoop. We need new words to describe doing something so unbelievably stupid.
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And the boys (who weren't born yet or were about *three*) who missed the *original* He-Man room, run by the fabulous Art Nadel, would have been HORRIFIED by how female-friendly/feminist the original writing team was. (I should know. My office was down the hall. I drew the first map of Eternia.) 😏
all the dudes bitching about "woke He-Man" should watch the woke He-Man we already got like three year ago, aka the animated Kevin Smith Netflix one about A) the crushing emotional toll that toxic masculinity takes on Adam and B) a squadron of absolutely jacked ladies dominating the whole plot
January 22, 2026 at 8:46 PM
And the boys (who weren't born yet or were about *three*) who missed the *original* He-Man room, run by the fabulous Art Nadel, would have been HORRIFIED by how female-friendly/feminist the original writing team was. (I should know. My office was down the hall. I drew the first map of Eternia.) 😏
Glen Cook just had a new Black Company novel out in 2025
If you see this and agree, you are obligated to rec a book by a fantasy author who's still writing. I don't make the rules.
I mean, I do. Please though? It'd be great.
I mean, I do. Please though? It'd be great.
I'm always baffled by the "I'll ONLY read old fantasy" crowd.
You know there are LIVING authors doing really cool stuff, right? Like, LOTS of them? And we could get MORE if more people bought their stuff?
You know there are LIVING authors doing really cool stuff, right? Like, LOTS of them? And we could get MORE if more people bought their stuff?
January 22, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Glen Cook just had a new Black Company novel out in 2025