Mellow Bedwetter
@tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social
Hot rice and cold butter
He/Him 🌹🌹🌹
Denver, Queen City of the Plains
He/Him 🌹🌹🌹
Denver, Queen City of the Plains
Pinned
Deep in the stacks of the Miskatonic University library jacking off to art books
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Alan should get a shirt that says “technically not a pedophile” and see how it works out for him
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Alan should get a shirt that says “technically not a pedophile” and see how it works out for him
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
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People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
People should be allowed to have a THC seltzer if they want to
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*watches unblinkingly as a cocoa bean gets turned into a bar of chocolate over many weeks* *notarizes package*
November 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
*watches unblinkingly as a cocoa bean gets turned into a bar of chocolate over many weeks* *notarizes package*
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www.denverpost.com/2025/11/10/d... That robbery at a nearby gas station a couple weeks ago? The clerks were shot by cops.
2 clerks injured by police gunfire in gas station robbery, Denver police say
Denver police injured two clerks when they responded to a robbery at a gas station last month, officials announced at a briefing Monday.
www.denverpost.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 PM
www.denverpost.com/2025/11/10/d... That robbery at a nearby gas station a couple weeks ago? The clerks were shot by cops.
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“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
Taking E.T. to the vet to be neutered (spayed?)
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Taking E.T. to the vet to be neutered (spayed?)
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WAKE UP, Samurai, we got a bean to bar
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
WAKE UP, Samurai, we got a bean to bar
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recession indicator
The Custom Oregon Plate STONKS was previously assigned, but is now available for reservation. https://dmv2u.oregon.gov/eServices/?link=custom #Oregon #LicensePlate #VanityPlate #OregonPlates #CustomPlate #STONKS
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
recession indicator
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If there is a picture of Trump blowing Clinton, I am gonna be drunk for a week in a kids pool in my front yard under a 20 foot flag of the picture. Redneck bender style.
November 14, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If there is a picture of Trump blowing Clinton, I am gonna be drunk for a week in a kids pool in my front yard under a 20 foot flag of the picture. Redneck bender style.
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Hey @jay.bsky.team, I got a quick question.
Patton Oswalt got temporary suspended for making an exaggerate death threat but the Department Of War account has promised to "kill people" and put up videos of them killing innocent people on the open ocean... yet have not been suspended.
Why is that?
Patton Oswalt got temporary suspended for making an exaggerate death threat but the Department Of War account has promised to "kill people" and put up videos of them killing innocent people on the open ocean... yet have not been suspended.
Why is that?
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hey @jay.bsky.team, I got a quick question.
Patton Oswalt got temporary suspended for making an exaggerate death threat but the Department Of War account has promised to "kill people" and put up videos of them killing innocent people on the open ocean... yet have not been suspended.
Why is that?
Patton Oswalt got temporary suspended for making an exaggerate death threat but the Department Of War account has promised to "kill people" and put up videos of them killing innocent people on the open ocean... yet have not been suspended.
Why is that?
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman
September 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Ordering two 150lb dumbbells online bc Im in a fight with my mailman
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Is it just me or does Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day feel like it comes earlier and earlier each year?
happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Is it just me or does Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing Day feel like it comes earlier and earlier each year?
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to the Joker, these are regular snacks with mentaiko mayonnaise flavor
March 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
to the Joker, these are regular snacks with mentaiko mayonnaise flavor
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New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.
November 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
New York Times killed Weinstein and Epstein stories but just asked Ms Rachel if she was funded by Hamas.