Marty Soupbeans
@tenderbeefsteak.bsky.social
Hot rice and cold butter
He/Him 🌹🌹🌹
Denver, Queen City of the Plains
He/Him 🌹🌹🌹
Denver, Queen City of the Plains
Pinned
Deep in the stacks of the Miskatonic University library jacking off to art books
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when are you going to leave this town
(rerun)
(rerun)
January 2, 2026 at 10:09 PM
when are you going to leave this town
(rerun)
(rerun)
It Wasn't God That Made Bean-To-Bar All-Stars
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
It Wasn't God That Made Bean-To-Bar All-Stars
Alexa when is bug puberty?
January 2, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Alexa when is bug puberty?
I feel like I'm the only one in this honky tonk passionate about NFT 🤨
January 2, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I feel like I'm the only one in this honky tonk passionate about NFT 🤨
December 26th was the best day to slip the Christmas tree lot people a $20 to put you through the tree netting machine.
January 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
December 26th was the best day to slip the Christmas tree lot people a $20 to put you through the tree netting machine.
You wouldn't last an hour in the blowjob factory that employed me
January 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
You wouldn't last an hour in the blowjob factory that employed me
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When I say there is no democracy in this country, this is what I mean. We have no democratic control of *anything* no matter how consequential. We can’t stop a genocide, we can’t impeach a billionaire pedophile, we can’t stop an AI CSAM factory.These are all related.
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 PM
When I say there is no democracy in this country, this is what I mean. We have no democratic control of *anything* no matter how consequential. We can’t stop a genocide, we can’t impeach a billionaire pedophile, we can’t stop an AI CSAM factory.These are all related.
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You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
November 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
You gotta love a squirrel just running around the zoo. The Bonus Animal
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kids…wake up…a new mike.jpg dropped
January 2, 2026 at 8:36 PM
kids…wake up…a new mike.jpg dropped
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i thought i remembered that name:
January 2, 2026 at 5:49 PM
i thought i remembered that name:
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
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every time i read about the insane perverts attempting to gain access to daycare centers by force I think about this review for a dojo that I read ages ago. no, you are not entitled to places just because you want to go there. grow up
January 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
every time i read about the insane perverts attempting to gain access to daycare centers by force I think about this review for a dojo that I read ages ago. no, you are not entitled to places just because you want to go there. grow up
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We just cancelled all federal funding for foreign language & area studies at America’s universities to “save”…$86,000,000:
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
Trump golfed 1/4 of the days he was president in 2025. Costing US taxpayers to pay his Golf clubs $110,600,000.
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
We just cancelled all federal funding for foreign language & area studies at America’s universities to “save”…$86,000,000:
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
bsky.app/profile/mcop...
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You've probably been following the story about fraud in MN. I wrote about the people who provide services who are being driven into bankruptcy, thanks to the Walz' administration decision to hire Optum AI to screen all payments. It's a disaster.
Perry: Trusted providers are being unfairly swept up in Minnesota’s fraud crackdown
As the state's new anti-fraud screening system went into effect, the Holland Center expected to receive $212,000 in payments. It instead received $22,000, David M. Perry writes. If nothing changes soo...
www.startribune.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 AM
You've probably been following the story about fraud in MN. I wrote about the people who provide services who are being driven into bankruptcy, thanks to the Walz' administration decision to hire Optum AI to screen all payments. It's a disaster.
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great job to all these media organizations misleading readers into believing the grok AI bot is in control, not the people turning the dials behind the scenes.
we’re three years into this wave of ai hype. how are they still so bad at this?
we’re three years into this wave of ai hype. how are they still so bad at this?
Musk's Grok AI bot is fixing safeguard 'lapses' after posting of sexualized images of children
Musk's Grok AI bot is fixing safeguard 'lapses' after posting of sexualized images of children
Users on X raised concerns over explicit content of minors being generated using Musk's Grok tool.
cnb.cx
January 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
great job to all these media organizations misleading readers into believing the grok AI bot is in control, not the people turning the dials behind the scenes.
we’re three years into this wave of ai hype. how are they still so bad at this?
we’re three years into this wave of ai hype. how are they still so bad at this?
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idk where i found this or what the context is but i like it
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
idk where i found this or what the context is but i like it
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i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"
January 2, 2026 at 4:59 PM
i have a new hobby i made up where i look at hundreds of ancient stock photo cdroms from archive .org and try to find cool shit in them. ill post more later but for now these are "tonights picks"
I sexually identify as an empty EV charging station in a crowded Top Golf parking lot.
January 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I sexually identify as an empty EV charging station in a crowded Top Golf parking lot.
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BREAKING: Tesla loses its crown as the world's bestselling electric vehicle maker to Chinese rival BYD as sales fall for a second year in a row.
Tesla loses title as world's biggest electric vehicle maker as sales fall for second year in a row
Tesla lost its crown as the world’s bestselling electric vehicle maker on Friday as a customer revolt over Elon Musk’s right-wing politics and stiff overseas competition pushed sales down for a second year in a row.
bit.ly
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
BREAKING: Tesla loses its crown as the world's bestselling electric vehicle maker to Chinese rival BYD as sales fall for a second year in a row.
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Mayor Mamdani already delivering results to his city
January 2, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Mayor Mamdani already delivering results to his city
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