God’s Little Ravioli 🏳️⚧️
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hi, I’m Zoë, and I’m a fucking delight
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looking at used Alfa Romeos is my version of “I should get bangs”
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
looking at used Alfa Romeos is my version of “I should get bangs”
we also discussed — and I believe this may be the single most traditional thanksgiving topic of all time — “here’s something that’s really offensive about british culture”
happy thanksgiving, here’s which of your relatives are dying but also let’s remember every microwave we’ve owned since you were born
November 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
we also discussed — and I believe this may be the single most traditional thanksgiving topic of all time — “here’s something that’s really offensive about british culture”
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this dog’s about to kick my ass in a shaw brothers movie
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this dog’s about to kick my ass in a shaw brothers movie
this dog’s about to kick my ass in a shaw brothers movie
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
this dog’s about to kick my ass in a shaw brothers movie
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Keeping Guy Fieri in my thoughts. By which I mean I have trapped his soul in my mind prison and he’ll have to solve twelve riddles to escape
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Keeping Guy Fieri in my thoughts. By which I mean I have trapped his soul in my mind prison and he’ll have to solve twelve riddles to escape
Not a lot of bowl-a-ramas anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Not a lot of bowl-a-ramas anymore.
Look, everything I post is random, but here's something else random to add to the chain.
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Look, everything I post is random, but here's something else random to add to the chain.
If this was the Annie's bunny Mac in white cheddar, you'd see me doing absolutely shameful things to get my hands on one. I'd bite people. idek
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
-65" TV-sized box
-65 boxes of Mac n Cheese
-4K Noodles
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
If this was the Annie's bunny Mac in white cheddar, you'd see me doing absolutely shameful things to get my hands on one. I'd bite people. idek
If I’m spending $100k on a personal vehicle, it better be twenty vehicles
if i'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle it better be able to make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If I’m spending $100k on a personal vehicle, it better be twenty vehicles
So the good news is she’s on the road to recovery, but the fact that my one year old niece is in the hospital with COVID and pneumonia, should remind people to get the shot if they can
November 28, 2025 at 2:02 AM
So the good news is she’s on the road to recovery, but the fact that my one year old niece is in the hospital with COVID and pneumonia, should remind people to get the shot if they can
happy thanksgiving, here’s which of your relatives are dying but also let’s remember every microwave we’ve owned since you were born
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
happy thanksgiving, here’s which of your relatives are dying but also let’s remember every microwave we’ve owned since you were born
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"Much Ado About Nothing: Unmotivating "Gender Identity"" by Hernandez and Bell gives @floralashes.bsky.social a run for their money in the "best/funniest footnote in a paper on transness" category.
Paper: journals.publishing.umich.edu/ergo/article...
Paper: journals.publishing.umich.edu/ergo/article...
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 AM
"Much Ado About Nothing: Unmotivating "Gender Identity"" by Hernandez and Bell gives @floralashes.bsky.social a run for their money in the "best/funniest footnote in a paper on transness" category.
Paper: journals.publishing.umich.edu/ergo/article...
Paper: journals.publishing.umich.edu/ergo/article...
My grandma did that thing where she traced an ancestor back to the mayflower, so in a very real sense, everything wrong with the world does fall at my feet
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
My grandma did that thing where she traced an ancestor back to the mayflower, so in a very real sense, everything wrong with the world does fall at my feet
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The more hurtful thing is that 10 years ago, I was older than 21.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The more hurtful thing is that 10 years ago, I was older than 21.
someone should whisk me away to dublin for a bit
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
someone should whisk me away to dublin for a bit
Keeping Guy Fieri in my thoughts. By which I mean I have trapped his soul in my mind prison and he’ll have to solve twelve riddles to escape
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Keeping Guy Fieri in my thoughts. By which I mean I have trapped his soul in my mind prison and he’ll have to solve twelve riddles to escape
The grand canyon is wild because it was made by one really determined dude
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The grand canyon is wild because it was made by one really determined dude
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hi i bet you need to hear Hüsker Dü performing the Mary Tyler Moore song live in 1985 today
Love Is All Around
YouTube video by Husker Du - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
hi i bet you need to hear Hüsker Dü performing the Mary Tyler Moore song live in 1985 today
2015-2025, or: jesus, what a sad and useless man
November 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
2015-2025, or: jesus, what a sad and useless man
I’m going to be very mean for a second here; if you can’t bother to have preferences, I’m not sure the human experience is for you
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I’m going to be very mean for a second here; if you can’t bother to have preferences, I’m not sure the human experience is for you
urgent: can I put frontline on a puppygirl.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
urgent: can I put frontline on a puppygirl.
Why is it that the best deals on craig’s list or facebook marketplace are all labeled like this
November 26, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Why is it that the best deals on craig’s list or facebook marketplace are all labeled like this
The more hurtful thing is that 10 years ago, I was older than 21.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The more hurtful thing is that 10 years ago, I was older than 21.
NWS has issued a warning about a 90% chance of me inventing a new swear word caused by me struggling to connect to the work VPN from my home wi-fi
NWS has issued a warning for a 90% chance of me drinking hot cocoa and staring out the window sometime in the next 24h
The National Weather Service has issued a severe warning for a 90% chance of me frolicking in the snow tomorrow
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
NWS has issued a warning about a 90% chance of me inventing a new swear word caused by me struggling to connect to the work VPN from my home wi-fi
oh shit, they mean today tuesday
A powerful snowstorm is expected to hit Minnesota on Tuesday, bringing up to 6 inches of snow and strong winds to the Twin Cities and heftier amounts to the north.
Winter storm poised to drop up to 6 inches of snow, wind gusts in Twin Cities, more to the north
A winter storm warning is in effect for parts of Minnesota from late Tuesday afternoon through Wednesday morning, and travel is not advised.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
oh shit, they mean today tuesday