Dan "Turkey is Good, You Cretins" Ford
@soundingline.bsky.social
Fantasist. Bespoke Cusses. Rum Cove. Ring Guy. Orioles Fan. Cocktails and weightlifting, rarely at the same time. Opinions are my own. https://www.patreon.com/c/DanielMFord
Haircut!
November 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Haircut!
Four years ago today we had to say goodbye to the sweetest, happiest, and dumbest cat who ever lived. We miss you Hector, aka God’s Perfect Idiot
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Four years ago today we had to say goodbye to the sweetest, happiest, and dumbest cat who ever lived. We miss you Hector, aka God’s Perfect Idiot
So it's come to this
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
So it's come to this
Suck it in suck it in if you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
And then begin to see what you're doing to me
This MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's killing me
So desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure but also of rage and hate and pain and fear of self
And I can't keep these feelings on the shelf
And then begin to see what you're doing to me
This MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's killing me
So desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure but also of rage and hate and pain and fear of self
And I can't keep these feelings on the shelf
November 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Suck it in suck it in if you're Rin Tin Tin or Anne Boleyn
And then begin to see what you're doing to me
This MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's killing me
So desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure but also of rage and hate and pain and fear of self
And I can't keep these feelings on the shelf
And then begin to see what you're doing to me
This MTV is not for free
It's so PC it's killing me
So desperately I sing to thee of love
Sure but also of rage and hate and pain and fear of self
And I can't keep these feelings on the shelf
Gotta use my firepit more
November 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Gotta use my firepit more
Veets!
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Veets!
They’re both rangers. They’ve both traveled far. They both speak a bunch of languages. They both have a history of leading local irregulars in asymmetrical warfare. There’d be a mutual respect.
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
They’re both rangers. They’ve both traveled far. They both speak a bunch of languages. They both have a history of leading local irregulars in asymmetrical warfare. There’d be a mutual respect.
SHOW ME MORE EXCERPTS FROM THAT STUPID BOOK I FUCKING DARE YOU
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
SHOW ME MORE EXCERPTS FROM THAT STUPID BOOK I FUCKING DARE YOU
She absolutely 100% knows she is not supposed to be on the table
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
She absolutely 100% knows she is not supposed to be on the table
Walking for my mental and physical health because I am en route to THE IRON CHURCH
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Walking for my mental and physical health because I am en route to THE IRON CHURCH
Carbonara
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Carbonara
Making carbonara tonight so I gotta appropriate Italian-American culture a little
November 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Making carbonara tonight so I gotta appropriate Italian-American culture a little
Miss Vee wishes to perceive without being perceived.
November 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Miss Vee wishes to perceive without being perceived.
God I love Gold Box game pixel art
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
God I love Gold Box game pixel art
Stupid walk stupid mental health
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Stupid walk stupid mental health
String Bell would never
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
String Bell would never
Right on time.
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Right on time.
Pipe and madeira on the porch.
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Pipe and madeira on the porch.
GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH IS A MASTERPIECE
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
GREMLINS 2: THE NEW BATCH IS A MASTERPIECE
Last Faire Day of the season
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Last Faire Day of the season
When jorb time, but hungry.
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When jorb time, but hungry.
Keep an eye out to see if they put it on sale this season; it's my favorite sweater and definitely worth if if you can get a price
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Keep an eye out to see if they put it on sale this season; it's my favorite sweater and definitely worth if if you can get a price