FakeEyes
@fakeeyes.bsky.social
I like toys and doing silly things with them.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
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FakeEyes
@fakeeyes.bsky.social
· Nov 8
The world may be a rotten pit but seeing friends here I haven’t seen in so long has me like this
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Cigar was surprisingly easy to make with stuff on hand.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Cigar was surprisingly easy to make with stuff on hand.
Breakdown and Origin Bumblebee still in stock(for me) and I found very worth it since I don’t have G2 Breakdown and some of those original release Bees have discolored
There are still a lot of Hasbro Transformers Deluxe 2-packs on sale at Walmart for $15.00 - bit.ly/3XMZMzx #ad
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Breakdown and Origin Bumblebee still in stock(for me) and I found very worth it since I don’t have G2 Breakdown and some of those original release Bees have discolored
Cigar was surprisingly easy to make with stuff on hand.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Cigar was surprisingly easy to make with stuff on hand.
Back in my day, the evil shitstains respected the public enough to lie about why they were invading other countries.
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Back in my day, the evil shitstains respected the public enough to lie about why they were invading other countries.
Me, when it all settles after everything goes to hell and I finally have glorious time to myself to set up some shelves of little Spider-Men.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Me, when it all settles after everything goes to hell and I finally have glorious time to myself to set up some shelves of little Spider-Men.
I don’t thing this fella was affiliated with anything. He just showed up. He’s a Kamen Rider, but the one from Willy Wonka’s ski school.
The suit is phenomenal, I just don’t remember the name and choose to never learn it. Please don’t tell it to me.
He’s the fun cartoony one, I’ve seen him.
The suit is phenomenal, I just don’t remember the name and choose to never learn it. Please don’t tell it to me.
He’s the fun cartoony one, I’ve seen him.
November 24, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I don’t thing this fella was affiliated with anything. He just showed up. He’s a Kamen Rider, but the one from Willy Wonka’s ski school.
The suit is phenomenal, I just don’t remember the name and choose to never learn it. Please don’t tell it to me.
He’s the fun cartoony one, I’ve seen him.
The suit is phenomenal, I just don’t remember the name and choose to never learn it. Please don’t tell it to me.
He’s the fun cartoony one, I’ve seen him.
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my long, stupid life. It’s almost awesome and super silly. He looks so WORRIED with that Adams/Ross/etc brow sculpted on. Did Bruce sculpt that? It rocks. I love it. Charlie Brown-ass Batman.
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 AM
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen in my long, stupid life. It’s almost awesome and super silly. He looks so WORRIED with that Adams/Ross/etc brow sculpted on. Did Bruce sculpt that? It rocks. I love it. Charlie Brown-ass Batman.
I REALLY like this guy because he did THE THING.
(I saw him and the thing for the first time on a gumball machine an hour earlier)
(I saw him and the thing for the first time on a gumball machine an hour earlier)
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I REALLY like this guy because he did THE THING.
(I saw him and the thing for the first time on a gumball machine an hour earlier)
(I saw him and the thing for the first time on a gumball machine an hour earlier)
Migrating back and forth between these neighboring events, one could be in line to meet a nation’s favorite pajama man and purchase his toys while hearing the wrestling crowd chanting at this retired WWE and TNA star to “shut the fuck up” (she was a villain)
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Migrating back and forth between these neighboring events, one could be in line to meet a nation’s favorite pajama man and purchase his toys while hearing the wrestling crowd chanting at this retired WWE and TNA star to “shut the fuck up” (she was a villain)
Here’s an impressive assortment of early Ultraman outfits, whose names I definitely know and remember perfectly.
2 look very similar to the original, with one having a surplus of nipples, as you can see.
2 look very similar to the original, with one having a surplus of nipples, as you can see.
November 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Here’s an impressive assortment of early Ultraman outfits, whose names I definitely know and remember perfectly.
2 look very similar to the original, with one having a surplus of nipples, as you can see.
2 look very similar to the original, with one having a surplus of nipples, as you can see.
Mr. Beast Burger and Mr. Beast Urinal.
The main events.
The main events.
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Mr. Beast Burger and Mr. Beast Urinal.
The main events.
The main events.
That sign.
Does fuckin Chandler Bing work here?
Does fuckin Chandler Bing work here?
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
That sign.
Does fuckin Chandler Bing work here?
Does fuckin Chandler Bing work here?
Smallest wrestler I have seen with a complete LJN ring in the foreground.
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Smallest wrestler I have seen with a complete LJN ring in the foreground.
I want to be king of the pirates and sell overpriced keychains and stickers and not much else
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I want to be king of the pirates and sell overpriced keychains and stickers and not much else
I’m old and emotionally inconsistent so I want to not be in a crowded mall anymore. My senses and Teddy Graham shaped body have reached their natural limit.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I’m old and emotionally inconsistent so I want to not be in a crowded mall anymore. My senses and Teddy Graham shaped body have reached their natural limit.
This bad guy had two henchman and one slit the other’s throat and did a seppuku so they could give this guy his power and he grew into an inflatable monster like “I AM HERE FROM HELLLLLLL!”
Then they killed him with their arm lasers and jumped down to high five toddlers wearing Ultraman masks.
Then they killed him with their arm lasers and jumped down to high five toddlers wearing Ultraman masks.
November 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This bad guy had two henchman and one slit the other’s throat and did a seppuku so they could give this guy his power and he grew into an inflatable monster like “I AM HERE FROM HELLLLLLL!”
Then they killed him with their arm lasers and jumped down to high five toddlers wearing Ultraman masks.
Then they killed him with their arm lasers and jumped down to high five toddlers wearing Ultraman masks.
I have no idea what’s going on this is the best day of my life
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I have no idea what’s going on this is the best day of my life
This is working. Ultraman, to whom I have been relatively indifferent, is now the only thing I have ever cared about.
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This is working. Ultraman, to whom I have been relatively indifferent, is now the only thing I have ever cared about.
Thought they’d be bigger.
November 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Thought they’d be bigger.
There are 2 pretend fights about to happen 50 feet away from one another.
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
There are 2 pretend fights about to happen 50 feet away from one another.
Sky-Byte is finally the ideal Sky-Byte. I really, really like how well it works.
The Thrilling 30 was not great and a lot of that era has aged like piss.
I might pepper in some tiny details to mimic the original’s all-time most impressive deco and will order a @nonnef.com spark crystal kit.
The Thrilling 30 was not great and a lot of that era has aged like piss.
I might pepper in some tiny details to mimic the original’s all-time most impressive deco and will order a @nonnef.com spark crystal kit.
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Sky-Byte is finally the ideal Sky-Byte. I really, really like how well it works.
The Thrilling 30 was not great and a lot of that era has aged like piss.
I might pepper in some tiny details to mimic the original’s all-time most impressive deco and will order a @nonnef.com spark crystal kit.
The Thrilling 30 was not great and a lot of that era has aged like piss.
I might pepper in some tiny details to mimic the original’s all-time most impressive deco and will order a @nonnef.com spark crystal kit.
TF collabs tend to have the interesting challenge of being accurate to a known vehicle, which is rather early G1 of them.
Twin Mill and Bone Shaker, two of the most iconic Hot Wheels designs, are well represented here.
The robots are rather small and they remind me of Gobots, which I like.
Twin Mill and Bone Shaker, two of the most iconic Hot Wheels designs, are well represented here.
The robots are rather small and they remind me of Gobots, which I like.
November 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
TF collabs tend to have the interesting challenge of being accurate to a known vehicle, which is rather early G1 of them.
Twin Mill and Bone Shaker, two of the most iconic Hot Wheels designs, are well represented here.
The robots are rather small and they remind me of Gobots, which I like.
Twin Mill and Bone Shaker, two of the most iconic Hot Wheels designs, are well represented here.
The robots are rather small and they remind me of Gobots, which I like.
I’m going to meet Ultraman tomorrow and watch him kick a Godzilla’s taint into orbit in front of a Lego Store while smelling Auntie Anne’s pretzels.
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m going to meet Ultraman tomorrow and watch him kick a Godzilla’s taint into orbit in front of a Lego Store while smelling Auntie Anne’s pretzels.