FakeEyes
@fakeeyes.bsky.social
I like toys and doing silly things with them.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
I use and abuse alt-text.
Please show me your pet and tell me their name.
I’ll hardly feel the root canal while playing Ms. Pac-Man with each hand.
December 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I’ll hardly feel the root canal while playing Ms. Pac-Man with each hand.
This grocery store sucks
December 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This grocery store sucks
Modern audiences can now relive the memory of fishing this idiot out of the KB Toys 3/$10 bin.
He’s still weird and still cool. You lose the lovely lemon cough drop plastic for a more show-accurate opaque, and that’s okay. A perfectly simple update to a disgusting freak.
He’s still weird and still cool. You lose the lovely lemon cough drop plastic for a more show-accurate opaque, and that’s okay. A perfectly simple update to a disgusting freak.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Modern audiences can now relive the memory of fishing this idiot out of the KB Toys 3/$10 bin.
He’s still weird and still cool. You lose the lovely lemon cough drop plastic for a more show-accurate opaque, and that’s okay. A perfectly simple update to a disgusting freak.
He’s still weird and still cool. You lose the lovely lemon cough drop plastic for a more show-accurate opaque, and that’s okay. A perfectly simple update to a disgusting freak.
“Knock-knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo”
“Boo who?”
“Do not cry, I said boo because I am a spectral anomaly. Egon wrote this one.”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo”
“Boo who?”
“Do not cry, I said boo because I am a spectral anomaly. Egon wrote this one.”
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
“Knock-knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo”
“Boo who?”
“Do not cry, I said boo because I am a spectral anomaly. Egon wrote this one.”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo”
“Boo who?”
“Do not cry, I said boo because I am a spectral anomaly. Egon wrote this one.”
Cobra Scorpion and Cobra-Scorpion
December 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Cobra Scorpion and Cobra-Scorpion
Scott Summer and the Illegitimate Time Children should be the first MCU X-Men film.
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Scott Summer and the Illegitimate Time Children should be the first MCU X-Men film.
The most dead mall I have ever seen. The Round 1 is practically the only place that exists.
December 6, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The most dead mall I have ever seen. The Round 1 is practically the only place that exists.
We weren’t good at games so they made us eat food covered in pineapples and buckshot.
December 6, 2025 at 9:17 PM
We weren’t good at games so they made us eat food covered in pineapples and buckshot.
Here’s what I think of your sign.
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Here’s what I think of your sign.
We’d like to sell you some Crystal Skull Vodka.
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
We’d like to sell you some Crystal Skull Vodka.
Oh dear, you really must shut the fuck up.
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oh dear, you really must shut the fuck up.
Louis comes with a KNIFE!
“That was too many hot dogs, SLIMER, I mean GREEN GHOST, as you are often official called!”
“That was too many hot dogs, SLIMER, I mean GREEN GHOST, as you are often official called!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Louis comes with a KNIFE!
“That was too many hot dogs, SLIMER, I mean GREEN GHOST, as you are often official called!”
“That was too many hot dogs, SLIMER, I mean GREEN GHOST, as you are often official called!”
I’ve never even seen this Booblasters picture!
December 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’ve never even seen this Booblasters picture!
One billion stickers! Some are microscopic!
They work on the curved and bumpy surfaces very nicely.
This is an enjoyable project for me.
Toyhax does lovely work.
They work on the curved and bumpy surfaces very nicely.
This is an enjoyable project for me.
Toyhax does lovely work.
December 4, 2025 at 6:51 PM
One billion stickers! Some are microscopic!
They work on the curved and bumpy surfaces very nicely.
This is an enjoyable project for me.
Toyhax does lovely work.
They work on the curved and bumpy surfaces very nicely.
This is an enjoyable project for me.
Toyhax does lovely work.
Medusa has a hair swivel and a friend of regular size and feet.
December 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Medusa has a hair swivel and a friend of regular size and feet.
Great price and the @nonnef.com Classified kit compliments it perfectly.
www.nonnef.com/products/cla...
www.nonnef.com/products/cla...
December 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Great price and the @nonnef.com Classified kit compliments it perfectly.
www.nonnef.com/products/cla...
www.nonnef.com/products/cla...
I’ve never hunted in my life but I could start.
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I’ve never hunted in my life but I could start.
That’s how you do it, Mister Birdface Apethong. Mix those colors.
December 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
That’s how you do it, Mister Birdface Apethong. Mix those colors.
He’s got a blue beard! Like the rare one!
He’s still nobody’s favorite. Maybe he’s yours. I hope you like a blue beards on a Flapsquatch.
He’s still nobody’s favorite. Maybe he’s yours. I hope you like a blue beards on a Flapsquatch.
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
He’s got a blue beard! Like the rare one!
He’s still nobody’s favorite. Maybe he’s yours. I hope you like a blue beards on a Flapsquatch.
He’s still nobody’s favorite. Maybe he’s yours. I hope you like a blue beards on a Flapsquatch.
I didn’t get it, but you can see how the connection point looks like it operates primarily on prayer.
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I didn’t get it, but you can see how the connection point looks like it operates primarily on prayer.
Highbrow, you traitor.
December 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Highbrow, you traitor.
A LegionsCon exclusive called “The Nymph & The Churel: Tale of the Crossroads”.
The lore dictates that you should make two characters but there are 4 heads so here are 4 photos.
Actually, 5 heads but that doesn’t fit her and he looks sick.
The lore dictates that you should make two characters but there are 4 heads so here are 4 photos.
Actually, 5 heads but that doesn’t fit her and he looks sick.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
A LegionsCon exclusive called “The Nymph & The Churel: Tale of the Crossroads”.
The lore dictates that you should make two characters but there are 4 heads so here are 4 photos.
Actually, 5 heads but that doesn’t fit her and he looks sick.
The lore dictates that you should make two characters but there are 4 heads so here are 4 photos.
Actually, 5 heads but that doesn’t fit her and he looks sick.