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Neon Chinchilla
@neonchinchilla.bsky.social
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Maximum Patriotism Zone

bluesky's top bespoke Jerry Chen meme creator

a cuddly light in the darkness
green, glowy dude (he/him)
unapologetic pet reskeeter

Phil Gold Tier member

🇨🇦maple syrup mafia🇨🇦
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If you showed up here from a starter pack my best advice to you is go through my timeline. (I would recommend that for anyone you follow.) You can see if we are going to vibe. If I am interesting/boring/offensive to you.

Welcome to bluesky regardless of whether you choose to stay following or not.
Did skysentry and its blocklists go rogue?

(It also just could be because the person it clapped that I used to follow likes to fight. A lot. Like if I gave them a nickname it would Fighty McFighterton.)
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Not to be mean to reporters, but the NYT , and other outlets, have shot themselves in the foot when it comes to credibility with how they have covered Trump. People noticed. People are angry. People remember this shit.

It's not the people's fault when a news outlet goes rogue like that.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Nothing personal and you don't need to correct me on "what a Yankee actually is" because it has its own meaning up here. A lot of Canadians will refer to all Americans as Yankees or Yanks. It is what it is.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Nothing exotic this evening.

Just reliable, old Jameson on the rocks and some tv.
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
You're a fucking traitor. When POTUS threatens us it's an all hands on deck situation. Mike Myers understood the assignment. You sided with the orange, yankee bastard by staying silent.

Fuck you.
Wayne Gretzky breaks silence on political backlash: ‘I’m a Canadian for life’
“People are going to say and believe what they want,” Gretzky said on a podcast episode.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"Why do you constantly shit on the Atlantic, Neon?"

Who knows? It's a mystery.

Oh wait... because of pieces like this. Also Tom Nichols is a jackass.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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welcome back. if you're just joining us, nazis are defending pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Boop the blep
#DailyDoggo
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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all the dudes we hate should start a band called The Sex Pestols
December 3, 2024 at 4:48 AM
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i could kind of tell, all your posts have felt especially lunar lately
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Get your copy today!
July 19, 2024 at 12:56 AM
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Or if you don't want to deal with that perhaps learn about the exciting world of subskeeting:
June 1, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Manufacturing Consent is taking on new meanings...

😬
Noam Chomsky in the emails

lord have mercy lmao
November 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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“Surprise Thursday walkies from your pal Darby? You know it!” 🧵
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Kitty has to leave a paw reaching out while sleeping in case she falls too far into the blanket & can't get out I'll be able to find her
/s 🤭🤣😹 💜😸💜
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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You still have time!
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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In my 44 years as a journalist, I'm pretty sure I never advised a "source" on how to blackmail the president of the United States
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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I filed a civil complaint against the sheriff.
November 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Johnny Cash posting under grave threat.

"I farted on a man in Reno just to watch him gag"

It's not the same with these bluesky approved lyrics. I get no dopamine rush from this like I do from the original.

America used to be a proper country.
"bluesky will suspend you for anything vaguely resembling a death threat" is maybe the single most consistent moderation policy they have I don't know why anyone is surprised by this one

yes, even if it's a reference to song lyrics
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 13, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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absolutely — we can discuss how handsome my cat van gogh is
November 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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i don’t even read my own emails and you expect me to comb through someone else’s? and a pedophile, no less?? no thank you.
November 13, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Cozy Kitty 💜😸💜
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM