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AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE DAY 384 Feb 8, 2026

EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Release ALL the files

We must not go quietly into that good night

'Scientia potentia est'

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The emails about coaching Putin on how to manipulate Trump are a smoking gun if ever there was one imo

the sex stuff is the kompromat to accomplish the greater goal... control of a US president

the emails cover it all
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So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks for saving us from the horror of watching Robert "Handjob" Kraft and the Patriots at the White House with Tramp, a month from now.

A nation is in debt to you

#SeattleSavedUs #SuperBowlChamps
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
The halftime air was sweet perfume while sergeants played a marching tune

Then Bad Bunny hammered those MAGA's
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
This is what racists say when they think they aren't being racist

and they will die on that hill convinced they aren't racist
Angry old man weighs in from his Palm Beach country club.
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Wow. Great RING commercial just now during the Super Bowl

If you surrender your right to privacy and that of your neighbors

you can find lost dogs once in awhile

great trade-off
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Thousands took took the streets in Milan, Italy protesting the Olympics because of skyrocketing rent prices, the environmental impact, Israel being allowed to compete, and my favorite #ICEOUT‼️

The way they did it — CHEF'S KISS! 👌💋
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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You know Stephen Miller is losing his fucking mind right now. 🤣
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Christine Applegate's commercial was sobering

MS sucks
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Great question!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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That entire Halftime special was a celebration of community, love, music, diversity and Puerto Rico and very deliberate middle finger to colonization and white supremacy.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
yeah. this is great

bsky.app/profile/sure...
20 seconds into the Super Bowl halftime and I can tell you that MAGA heads are exploding across the country

"I don't understand what he's saying..."
"Aren't we deporting these type of people?"

pop, pop

Bad Bunny be popping them little heads
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
20 seconds into the Super Bowl halftime and I can tell you that MAGA heads are exploding across the country

"I don't understand what he's saying..."
"Aren't we deporting these type of people?"

pop, pop

Bad Bunny be popping them little heads
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
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It’s crazy to me, how many Americans still think Puerto Rico is a foreign country. And insulting them.

Every Puerto Rican is an American citizen. And when any of them move to the mainland, they are able to vote for the president of the United States.
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
38,000 times

repeat after me

38,000 times
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
I haven't watched a Super Bowl halftime since before Justin tore off Janet's top (yes, I missed that one)

But I'll be watching today
February 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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President Trump’s allies are offering access to him and other perks to donors who give at least $1 million to a new group supporting flashy initiatives he is planning around the U.S.’s 250th birthday, according to documents and interviews.
For $1 Million, Donors to U.S.A. Birthday Group Offered Access to Trump
A new organization blessed by the president is raising money for events and projects that will put a Trumpian spin on the nation’s semiquincentennial.
nyti.ms
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
NBC keeps showing that redneck couch humper on the screen and I swear if he wears more make-up, he'll be mistaken for a drag queen

which actually might not be a mistake
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Prosecutors had their press release mourning Epstein's 'suicide' queued up a day early, offering a grotesque preview of how our justice system pre-writes its own failures to protect the powerful.
Epstein Files Reveal Prosecutors’ Announcement Dated Before His Death
The file dump includes multiple draft statements from federal prosecutors about the sex trafficker’s death, one of them dated the day before Epstein died.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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We are directly arming the people killing Americans with drugs, and destabilizing an important neighbor.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/07/u...
Mexican Cartels Overwhelm Police With Ammunition Made for the U.S. Military
www.nytimes.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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I want to thank everyone who posts gift articles of really important stories that all Americans should read but are behind paywalls so most can’t.

There are some stories that are so important to the public interest that media companies should remove paywalls on some occasions.
February 8, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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‘Mysteriously disappeared’: DOJ Epstein prosecution memo vanishes after press inquiry

www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
‘Mysteriously disappeared’: DOJ Epstein prosecution memo vanishes after press inquiry
An 86-page Justice Department prosecution memo that included details on “potential co-conspirators” of Jeffrey Epstein “mysteriously disappeared” from the DOJ’s website after the agency was asked abou...
www.rawstory.com
February 7, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick.”

Conditions in a San Diego concentration camp, via message hurled out in a bottle.
February 8, 2026 at 1:29 PM