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AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE DAY 388 Feb 12, 2026

EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Release ALL the files

We must not go quietly into that good night

'Scientia potentia est'

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The emails about coaching Putin on how to manipulate Trump are a smoking gun if ever there was one imo

the sex stuff is the kompromat to accomplish the greater goal... control of a US president

the emails cover it all
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The Trump administration said it is ending its deployment of immigration agents to Minnesota. They’re framing it as Minnesota agreeing to cooperate, but most of their statements are false. It’s Minnesotans standing firm and refusing to back down. The resistance only grows. Minnesota strong 💪
US border czar says immigration crackdown in Minnesota will ‘conclude’
Tom Homan says that Trump has backed ‘significant drawdown’ in the state, where two US citizens have died
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I'm aghast to see that people are still actively telling people that cancer meds don't work and that Ivermectin or Fenbendazole are the answer

This is tantamount to manslaughter
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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The NYTimes published an interview with Alex Pretti's parents that I want to share with you.

But be forewarned: the free link loads kinda funky, so not all the photos are there.

Free link: archive.ph/bBd3k

Just look at this lovely family...
February 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
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I am so thrilled to have Jess Piper's endorsement for my campaign. I've known her for almost 6 years now. She is the fiercest fighter I know for Missourians and our rural neighbors across the country. We are building a movement for ALL Missourians. Join us because we're not done yet!
Grateful for my friend @piperformissouri.bsky.social’s endorsement.

Jess is a writer, educator, and relentless advocate for our communities.

Building the coalition it will take to defeat Ann Wagner means bringing people together across Missouri and that is exactly what we are doing. #teamwellman
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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You gotta admit, the staffers in the background keeping it real are the best part.
February 12, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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🚨BREAKING: The GOP’s sweeping new anti-voting bill cleared the U.S. House Wednesday, setting up a high-stakes battle in the Senate. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
House GOP passes sweeping anti-voting bill that could disenfranchise millions, sends measure to Senate
The GOP’s push for the measure was driven by blatantly false claims.
www.democracydocket.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:46 PM
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Platforms limiting or halting withdrawals is reminiscient of the 2022 crypto crash, when falling crypto prices exposed crypto firms that had been engaging in highly risky or sometimes illegal behavior.
February 12, 2026 at 1:23 AM
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A young man at our town hall asked if I was pushing class warfare.

I told him: “We already have class warfare in this country — billionaires are waging war on the rest of us.”
February 12, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Sure, child sex trafficking is bad.

But did you know the Dow is doing well?
February 11, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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Here's a handy screenshot for reference on wording to use when returning your Ring device to Amazon for a refund.
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Only the hard-core MAGA cultists and paid influencers thought that performance by Bondi was acceptable. Even many Trump supporters were disgusted.
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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MEMPHIS @repcohen.bsky.social to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow, and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."

(H/T @atrupar.com )
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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I asked Attorney General Pam Bondi whether she would create a federal-state-local task force to investigate the horrific abuses perpetrated through Jeffrey Epstein's human trafficking ring.

Her prolonged response: *crickets*
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If a bus hit Pam Bondi tomorrow

I'd become a life long customer of the bus line
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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👇👇
February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
AI is useless at times
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Might have a chance getting a job dancing at the Pink Pony Club. Boy has flair
Just gonna drop this photo of January 6 insurrectionist Jake Lang destroying a "Prosecute ICE" sculpture in Minneapolis. He's been arrested for this, btw.
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Johhny Weir is wearing Victorian mourning garb today for his Olympic commentator gig.
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Pam Bondi is pure trash and an embarrassment to the legal profession and to what used to be a honorable institution - the DOJ.
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Rep. Lieu: "I believe you just lied under oath."

Pam Bondi: "Don't you ever accuse me of a crime!"

Rep. Lieu: "I believe you just lied under oath and this is all on videotape."
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"Matchmaker, matchmaker find me a Ho"

Epstein was quite the yenta

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Epstein engineered intimate relationship for Tesla’s Kimbal Musk, emails show
Elon Musk’s younger brother and the woman were involved for about six months between 2012 and 2013
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Thank you to everyone who has been calling their senators. Sen. Lisa Murkowski is now the first Republican senator to publicly oppose the SAVE Act.
February 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Join me for an announcement on new actions we're taking to protect California's veterans.

Watch live at 1:30pm PT.

YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/pSDz4l1...
Facebook: fb.me/e/3POQ0V8ya
Instagram, X, Twitch: @CAgovernor
Governor Newsom announces new actions to protect veterans
YouTube video by California Governor Gavin Newsom
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM