SurelyUCantBSerious
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AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE DAY 385 Feb 9, 2026
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Release ALL the files
We must not go quietly into that good night
'Scientia potentia est'
I vet followers and block trolls
EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Release ALL the files
We must not go quietly into that good night
'Scientia potentia est'
I vet followers and block trolls
Pinned
The emails about coaching Putin on how to manipulate Trump are a smoking gun if ever there was one imo
the sex stuff is the kompromat to accomplish the greater goal... control of a US president
the emails cover it all
the sex stuff is the kompromat to accomplish the greater goal... control of a US president
the emails cover it all
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We’ve stopped the sale of our public lands before, and we need to do it again. Steve Pearce is gunning for the BLM so he can privatize 245M acres of American land.
Don't let "Selloff Steve" win. Call your Senator and sign the petition to block this nomination.
Take action now: SelloffSteve.com
Don't let "Selloff Steve" win. Call your Senator and sign the petition to block this nomination.
Take action now: SelloffSteve.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:08 PM
We’ve stopped the sale of our public lands before, and we need to do it again. Steve Pearce is gunning for the BLM so he can privatize 245M acres of American land.
Don't let "Selloff Steve" win. Call your Senator and sign the petition to block this nomination.
Take action now: SelloffSteve.com
Don't let "Selloff Steve" win. Call your Senator and sign the petition to block this nomination.
Take action now: SelloffSteve.com
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I’ve never seen a commercial destroy a company’s reputation before.
Great work, Ring.
Great work, Ring.
February 9, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I’ve never seen a commercial destroy a company’s reputation before.
Great work, Ring.
Great work, Ring.
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One of the first orders of business for a Dem Chair of either Armed Services committee must be hearings on the injection of partisan politics into our military by Hegseth and MAGA-aligned commanders. Troops must not be pressured or indoctrinated to side with either party.
February 9, 2026 at 1:16 PM
One of the first orders of business for a Dem Chair of either Armed Services committee must be hearings on the injection of partisan politics into our military by Hegseth and MAGA-aligned commanders. Troops must not be pressured or indoctrinated to side with either party.
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"TikTok’s Terms of Service now explicitly include tracking of location and citizenship status (among other identity markers, such as sex)." newrepublic.com/article/2059...
How TikTok 2.0 Became a Weapon for ICE
In just one week, the company has gone from being Gen Z’s preferred social media platform to a tool for spying on Americans and the suppression of information.
newrepublic.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 PM
"TikTok’s Terms of Service now explicitly include tracking of location and citizenship status (among other identity markers, such as sex)." newrepublic.com/article/2059...
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Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
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So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh
Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks for saving us from the horror of watching Robert "Handjob" Kraft and the Patriots at the White House with Tramp, a month from now.
A nation is in debt to you
#SeattleSavedUs #SuperBowlChamps
A nation is in debt to you
#SeattleSavedUs #SuperBowlChamps
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks for saving us from the horror of watching Robert "Handjob" Kraft and the Patriots at the White House with Tramp, a month from now.
A nation is in debt to you
#SeattleSavedUs #SuperBowlChamps
A nation is in debt to you
#SeattleSavedUs #SuperBowlChamps
The halftime air was sweet perfume while sergeants played a marching tune
Then Bad Bunny hammered those MAGA's
Then Bad Bunny hammered those MAGA's
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
The halftime air was sweet perfume while sergeants played a marching tune
Then Bad Bunny hammered those MAGA's
Then Bad Bunny hammered those MAGA's
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One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.
February 9, 2026 at 12:31 AM
One of these days, people will look back on these sports betting ads like we do on the ads for patent medicines featuring cocaine.
This is what racists say when they think they aren't being racist
and they will die on that hill convinced they aren't racist
and they will die on that hill convinced they aren't racist
Angry old man weighs in from his Palm Beach country club.
February 9, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This is what racists say when they think they aren't being racist
and they will die on that hill convinced they aren't racist
and they will die on that hill convinced they aren't racist
Wow. Great RING commercial just now during the Super Bowl
If you surrender your right to privacy and that of your neighbors
you can find lost dogs once in awhile
great trade-off
If you surrender your right to privacy and that of your neighbors
you can find lost dogs once in awhile
great trade-off
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Wow. Great RING commercial just now during the Super Bowl
If you surrender your right to privacy and that of your neighbors
you can find lost dogs once in awhile
great trade-off
If you surrender your right to privacy and that of your neighbors
you can find lost dogs once in awhile
great trade-off
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Thousands took took the streets in Milan, Italy protesting the Olympics because of skyrocketing rent prices, the environmental impact, Israel being allowed to compete, and my favorite #ICEOUT‼️
The way they did it — CHEF'S KISS! 👌💋
The way they did it — CHEF'S KISS! 👌💋
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Thousands took took the streets in Milan, Italy protesting the Olympics because of skyrocketing rent prices, the environmental impact, Israel being allowed to compete, and my favorite #ICEOUT‼️
The way they did it — CHEF'S KISS! 👌💋
The way they did it — CHEF'S KISS! 👌💋
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You know Stephen Miller is losing his fucking mind right now. 🤣
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
You know Stephen Miller is losing his fucking mind right now. 🤣
Christine Applegate's commercial was sobering
MS sucks
MS sucks
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Christine Applegate's commercial was sobering
MS sucks
MS sucks
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Great question!!!
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Great question!!!
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That entire Halftime special was a celebration of community, love, music, diversity and Puerto Rico and very deliberate middle finger to colonization and white supremacy.
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
That entire Halftime special was a celebration of community, love, music, diversity and Puerto Rico and very deliberate middle finger to colonization and white supremacy.
20 seconds into the Super Bowl halftime and I can tell you that MAGA heads are exploding across the country
"I don't understand what he's saying..."
"Aren't we deporting these type of people?"
pop, pop
Bad Bunny be popping them little heads
"I don't understand what he's saying..."
"Aren't we deporting these type of people?"
pop, pop
Bad Bunny be popping them little heads
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
20 seconds into the Super Bowl halftime and I can tell you that MAGA heads are exploding across the country
"I don't understand what he's saying..."
"Aren't we deporting these type of people?"
pop, pop
Bad Bunny be popping them little heads
"I don't understand what he's saying..."
"Aren't we deporting these type of people?"
pop, pop
Bad Bunny be popping them little heads
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 AM
20 seconds into the Super Bowl halftime and I can tell you that MAGA heads are exploding across the country
"I don't understand what he's saying..."
"Aren't we deporting these type of people?"
pop, pop
Bad Bunny be popping them little heads
"I don't understand what he's saying..."
"Aren't we deporting these type of people?"
pop, pop
Bad Bunny be popping them little heads
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It’s crazy to me, how many Americans still think Puerto Rico is a foreign country. And insulting them.
Every Puerto Rican is an American citizen. And when any of them move to the mainland, they are able to vote for the president of the United States.
Every Puerto Rican is an American citizen. And when any of them move to the mainland, they are able to vote for the president of the United States.
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It’s crazy to me, how many Americans still think Puerto Rico is a foreign country. And insulting them.
Every Puerto Rican is an American citizen. And when any of them move to the mainland, they are able to vote for the president of the United States.
Every Puerto Rican is an American citizen. And when any of them move to the mainland, they are able to vote for the president of the United States.
38,000 times
repeat after me
38,000 times
repeat after me
38,000 times
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 9, 2026 at 1:12 AM
38,000 times
repeat after me
38,000 times
repeat after me
38,000 times
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Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
February 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.
I haven't watched a Super Bowl halftime since before Justin tore off Janet's top (yes, I missed that one)
But I'll be watching today
But I'll be watching today
February 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I haven't watched a Super Bowl halftime since before Justin tore off Janet's top (yes, I missed that one)
But I'll be watching today
But I'll be watching today
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President Trump’s allies are offering access to him and other perks to donors who give at least $1 million to a new group supporting flashy initiatives he is planning around the U.S.’s 250th birthday, according to documents and interviews.
For $1 Million, Donors to U.S.A. Birthday Group Offered Access to Trump
A new organization blessed by the president is raising money for events and projects that will put a Trumpian spin on the nation’s semiquincentennial.
nyti.ms
February 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
President Trump’s allies are offering access to him and other perks to donors who give at least $1 million to a new group supporting flashy initiatives he is planning around the U.S.’s 250th birthday, according to documents and interviews.
NBC keeps showing that redneck couch humper on the screen and I swear if he wears more make-up, he'll be mistaken for a drag queen
which actually might not be a mistake
which actually might not be a mistake
February 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
NBC keeps showing that redneck couch humper on the screen and I swear if he wears more make-up, he'll be mistaken for a drag queen
which actually might not be a mistake
which actually might not be a mistake