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AMERICA HELD HOSTAGE DAY 387 Feb 11, 2026

EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN Release ALL the files

We must not go quietly into that good night

'Scientia potentia est'

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The emails about coaching Putin on how to manipulate Trump are a smoking gun if ever there was one imo

the sex stuff is the kompromat to accomplish the greater goal... control of a US president

the emails cover it all
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Here's a handy screenshot for reference on wording to use when returning your Ring device to Amazon for a refund.
February 10, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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Only the hard-core MAGA cultists and paid influencers thought that performance by Bondi was acceptable. Even many Trump supporters were disgusted.
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
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MEMPHIS @repcohen.bsky.social to Bondi: "You tried to investigate Ms. Good's widow, and you tried to investigate Mr. Pretti. They were executed like Kristi Noem executed her dog."

(H/T @atrupar.com )
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM
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I asked Attorney General Pam Bondi whether she would create a federal-state-local task force to investigate the horrific abuses perpetrated through Jeffrey Epstein's human trafficking ring.

Her prolonged response: *crickets*
February 11, 2026 at 9:28 PM
If a bus hit Pam Bondi tomorrow

I'd become a life long customer of the bus line
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
AI is useless at times
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Might have a chance getting a job dancing at the Pink Pony Club. Boy has flair
Just gonna drop this photo of January 6 insurrectionist Jake Lang destroying a "Prosecute ICE" sculpture in Minneapolis. He's been arrested for this, btw.
February 11, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Johhny Weir is wearing Victorian mourning garb today for his Olympic commentator gig.
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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Pam Bondi is pure trash and an embarrassment to the legal profession and to what used to be a honorable institution - the DOJ.
February 11, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Rep. Lieu: "I believe you just lied under oath."

Pam Bondi: "Don't you ever accuse me of a crime!"

Rep. Lieu: "I believe you just lied under oath and this is all on videotape."
February 11, 2026 at 5:07 PM
"Matchmaker, matchmaker find me a Ho"

Epstein was quite the yenta

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Epstein engineered intimate relationship for Tesla’s Kimbal Musk, emails show
Elon Musk’s younger brother and the woman were involved for about six months between 2012 and 2013
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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Thank you to everyone who has been calling their senators. Sen. Lisa Murkowski is now the first Republican senator to publicly oppose the SAVE Act.
February 10, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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Join me for an announcement on new actions we're taking to protect California's veterans.

Watch live at 1:30pm PT.

YouTube: www.youtube.com/live/pSDz4l1...
Facebook: fb.me/e/3POQ0V8ya
Instagram, X, Twitch: @CAgovernor
Governor Newsom announces new actions to protect veterans
YouTube video by California Governor Gavin Newsom
www.youtube.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Mackenzie ..... Melinda ...

not a bad idea ladies
February 10, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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It time to build a competitor to Palantir. A real one…
SCOOP: Tensions at Palantir have grown in recent weeks over the company's work with ICE.

On Friday, CEO Alex Karp tried to calm concerns in an hourlong video that offered few specifics—instead offering NDAs to workers who want to understand how it's empowering ICE.
www.wired.com/story/palant...
Palantir CEO Alex Karp Recorded a Video About ICE for His Employees
In a video shared with Palantir employees, Alex Karp did not explain how ICE is utilizing the company's products. Instead, workers were told they can sign NDAs if they want detailed information.
www.wired.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:55 PM
This entire administration needs to be perp walked to the gallows
February 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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1. A passport, which more than half of Americans don’t have and costs at least $130
OR
2. A birth certificate PLUS your photo ID with matching names, which nearly 70 million married women lack
OR
3. Military services papers (not a military ID alone) with sensitive info.

I’m voting NO.
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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No way will I attend the White House dinner with this President.

I’m standing with @govwesmoore.bsky.social and @colorado.gov — and standing against Trump’s corruption and hatred.

And I’m calling on my Republican colleagues to do the same.
Democratic governors to boycott White House dinner
More than a half dozen Democrats said Donald Trump disinviting two of their colleagues is the latest example of administration's 'chaos and division.'
www.usatoday.com
February 10, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I have no idea why Snoop Sellout Dogg is all over my Olympic coverage
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
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ICE has now spent over half a BILLION dollars just on purchasing warehouses around the country to convert into detention camps.

If these mega-camps are utilized to the full capacity ICE intends, they'll be the largest prisons in the country, with little real oversight. www.ajc.com/politics/202...
ICE to begin detaining immigrants inside Social Circle warehouse in April
Homeland Security plans to build warehouse detention facilities in other cities being met with opposition.
www.ajc.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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THE COVER-UP IS REAL. 🚨 Jamie Raskin just walked out of the DOJ vault with the truth about the Epstein files, and it’s worse than we thought. Trump’s "Mar-a-Lago ban" was a total fabrication, and the DOJ is hiding names of the powerful while exposing the victims. See the evidence here:
What Raskin Found
The Trump regime is covering up the biggest scandal in American history
www.dworkinsubstack.com
February 10, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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🚨BREAKING: Federal Court DISMISSES DOJ lawsuit to gain access to Michigan’ unredacted statewide voter registration list. Another BIG victory for our clients and voters. Another stunning defeat for Pam Bondi. www.democracydocket.com/cases/michig...
🚨 United States v. Benson
Learn more here.
www.democracydocket.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:33 PM
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I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
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Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin spoke with reporters on Monday AFTER VIEWING UNREDACTED VERSIONS OF THE EPSTEIN FILES, relaying that one document he saw appeared to suggest that ...

tRumpstein NEVER ASKED EPSTEIN TO LEAVE HIS MAGA-A-LAGO CLUB like the pedophile has claimed

NEVER THREW OUT HIS BFF
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Congressman Says Redacted Part of Epstein File Suggests Trump Never Banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago
Democratic Rep. Jamie Raskin spoke with reporters after viewing a handful of unredacted Epstein files on Monday, Feb. 9, sharing one detail that stood out to him
www.yahoo.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:42 PM