Meowtzi Fung Coo (trouble/tribble)
@ufomitzidino.bsky.social
Cats rule over hoomans. Into UFOs and other strange phenomena, e.g. cats. The natural world, e.g. cats. Spirituality, healing, creativity and gratitude (mostly for cats.) Weird and very very silly. The odd grump and random ranting/swearing because flawed.
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multipurpose warming slab.
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
multipurpose warming slab.
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You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
You're at Jeeves
I need you at Wooster
I need you at Wooster
You’re at Scully.
I need you at Mulder.
I need you at Mulder.
You're at Lily Munster.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
You're at Jeeves
I need you at Wooster
I need you at Wooster
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My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
November 22, 2025 at 11:29 AM
My doctor said I should avoid too much excitement so I won’t be using exclamation points for a while.
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Major Tom: Tell my wife I love her very much.
Ground Control: Roger. Took care of that last night.
Ground Control: Roger. Took care of that last night.
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Major Tom: Tell my wife I love her very much.
Ground Control: Roger. Took care of that last night.
Ground Control: Roger. Took care of that last night.
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i bought bed sheets with cute penguins in santa hats i love free will
November 22, 2025 at 3:33 AM
i bought bed sheets with cute penguins in santa hats i love free will
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everyone thinks rocket scientists are s-tier smart but i bet frog scientists are smarter than 99% of people
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
everyone thinks rocket scientists are s-tier smart but i bet frog scientists are smarter than 99% of people
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if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
November 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
if you tell your parents that you don’t want to have kids and they look offended, it’s because they’re thinking “damn, why didn’t I think of that“
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the beauty of alcohol is that it enables you to say whatever you want. unfortunately, the bad part about alcohol is that it enables you to say whatever you want
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the beauty of alcohol is that it enables you to say whatever you want. unfortunately, the bad part about alcohol is that it enables you to say whatever you want
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i don't see the problem with sleeping naked. i was all the way in the back of the bus.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
i don't see the problem with sleeping naked. i was all the way in the back of the bus.
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puffer fish love puff pieces
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
puffer fish love puff pieces
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Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Girl I'm gonna treat you like a steak and let you rest for 20 minutes
The only thing more terrifying than a dystopian future is a dystopian present
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The only thing more terrifying than a dystopian future is a dystopian present
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Sometimes I go to bed so I stop fucking eating
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Sometimes I go to bed so I stop fucking eating
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just gonna say what we’re all thinking, Lassie’s face is tooo looooong
November 22, 2025 at 4:28 AM
just gonna say what we’re all thinking, Lassie’s face is tooo looooong
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It’s fun when you’re rewatching a show and trying to figure out where you know an actor from just to realize it was from the first time you watched the show.
November 22, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It’s fun when you’re rewatching a show and trying to figure out where you know an actor from just to realize it was from the first time you watched the show.
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Please do not rake the leaves out of your yards. I am sleeping under them.
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Please do not rake the leaves out of your yards. I am sleeping under them.
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pass the medicinal enchiladas
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 AM
pass the medicinal enchiladas
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If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
If you saw me licking yogurt lids, I wouldn’t be single.
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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Broken branch is a hell of a thing to really identify with. So you're just like, reaching out to be an integral part of the biological process and suddenly your spirit is heavy well shit, twig. You crunched is it a ghost
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Broken branch is a hell of a thing to really identify with. So you're just like, reaching out to be an integral part of the biological process and suddenly your spirit is heavy well shit, twig. You crunched is it a ghost
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frankie is ready to move
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 PM
frankie is ready to move
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Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Me, five minutes after leaving the house: I have made a terrible mistake and must return to my nest immediately.
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This new at home Botox kit, RestingRichFace™️, claims that I too will be telling straight face lies in no time.
November 21, 2025 at 5:48 PM
This new at home Botox kit, RestingRichFace™️, claims that I too will be telling straight face lies in no time.