The Weed Witch
@the-weedwitch.bsky.social
is this the afterlife? aro/4b . indica-leaning hybrids . my black impala goes 85 . just sittin here on the group w bench . namaste bitch
weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
weed . nature . existential political rage . general shitposting . dick jokes
Pinned
last few ventures before the clock stole the light
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[looking at your apparel]
I can't believe you've don this
I can't believe you've don this
December 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
[looking at your apparel]
I can't believe you've don this
I can't believe you've don this
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L. Frank Baum, 125 years ago: Fuck it. The shoes can fly. I don't know how else to get her home!
The various writers of Wicked over the years: So the shoes fly. That much we know. But why? And how? That will be the audience's DELIGHT to FIND OUT.
The various writers of Wicked over the years: So the shoes fly. That much we know. But why? And how? That will be the audience's DELIGHT to FIND OUT.
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
L. Frank Baum, 125 years ago: Fuck it. The shoes can fly. I don't know how else to get her home!
The various writers of Wicked over the years: So the shoes fly. That much we know. But why? And how? That will be the audience's DELIGHT to FIND OUT.
The various writers of Wicked over the years: So the shoes fly. That much we know. But why? And how? That will be the audience's DELIGHT to FIND OUT.
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feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
December 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only
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I just said to myself “I think this glass is clean.” Look at me, being an optimist.
December 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I just said to myself “I think this glass is clean.” Look at me, being an optimist.
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Last minute gift ideas:
- curly fries and cash
- a basket of banned books
- wine and free time
- bejeweled dueling dagger
- trousers infused with goblin wild magic
- lifetime supply of moss
- curly fries and cash
- a basket of banned books
- wine and free time
- bejeweled dueling dagger
- trousers infused with goblin wild magic
- lifetime supply of moss
December 22, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Last minute gift ideas:
- curly fries and cash
- a basket of banned books
- wine and free time
- bejeweled dueling dagger
- trousers infused with goblin wild magic
- lifetime supply of moss
- curly fries and cash
- a basket of banned books
- wine and free time
- bejeweled dueling dagger
- trousers infused with goblin wild magic
- lifetime supply of moss
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Step on a crack, the boys in town are back
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Step on a crack, the boys in town are back
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Sure I have problems, but I also have cheese, so I’ll be fine.
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sure I have problems, but I also have cheese, so I’ll be fine.
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Go Go Gadget Coping Mechanism
December 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Go Go Gadget Coping Mechanism
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A lava lamp so I can still feel groovy when I cry myself to sleep
December 16, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A lava lamp so I can still feel groovy when I cry myself to sleep
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I heavy metal love you so much.
December 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I heavy metal love you so much.
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on the 6th day of christmas, my true love gave to me…
December 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
on the 6th day of christmas, my true love gave to me…
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i saw mommy kissing santa claus while daddy ate his ass
December 14, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i saw mommy kissing santa claus while daddy ate his ass
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Me: *thoughtfully loading my grocery cart with a variety of breads, wine, and cheeses*
David Attenborough: *hushed tone* ...frustrated by his inability to attract a mate, an adult male past his prime will try to fill his time in other ways...
David Attenborough: *hushed tone* ...frustrated by his inability to attract a mate, an adult male past his prime will try to fill his time in other ways...
December 15, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Me: *thoughtfully loading my grocery cart with a variety of breads, wine, and cheeses*
David Attenborough: *hushed tone* ...frustrated by his inability to attract a mate, an adult male past his prime will try to fill his time in other ways...
David Attenborough: *hushed tone* ...frustrated by his inability to attract a mate, an adult male past his prime will try to fill his time in other ways...
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Cold days and long nights make this murder shack feel like a murder home
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Cold days and long nights make this murder shack feel like a murder home
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Me: *lifting another nacho to my mouth, chewing quietly, staring blankly into the middle distance*
Job Interviewer: *taking a surprising number of notes*
Job Interviewer: *taking a surprising number of notes*
December 12, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Me: *lifting another nacho to my mouth, chewing quietly, staring blankly into the middle distance*
Job Interviewer: *taking a surprising number of notes*
Job Interviewer: *taking a surprising number of notes*
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Gf: You never take anything seriously
Me: *Miss Piggy voice* Moi?!
Me: *Miss Piggy voice* Moi?!
December 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Gf: You never take anything seriously
Me: *Miss Piggy voice* Moi?!
Me: *Miss Piggy voice* Moi?!
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Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Stages of holiday shopping
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
1. Plenty of time
2. Gifts for myself
3. Oh no
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If I have replied to you, you may be entitled to compensation.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
If I have replied to you, you may be entitled to compensation.
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I know there are a lot of different cuts of Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas, but I hadn't seen this one before.
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I know there are a lot of different cuts of Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas, but I hadn't seen this one before.
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bitch i have moderate to severe everything
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
bitch i have moderate to severe everything
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The world would be a better place if many many people watched gentle hobby videos instead of whatever it is they think they're doing.
December 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The world would be a better place if many many people watched gentle hobby videos instead of whatever it is they think they're doing.
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Congratulations, this post has made you eligible for automatic Canadian citizenship
January 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Congratulations, this post has made you eligible for automatic Canadian citizenship
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It's not like any of the freaks who follow me are allowed anywhere near a church
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
It's not like any of the freaks who follow me are allowed anywhere near a church
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the tragedy of Goofy is he is hung like Secretariat but doesn't know what to do with it
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
the tragedy of Goofy is he is hung like Secretariat but doesn't know what to do with it
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Him:
I wanna see those breasts!
Make it spicy babe..
Me:
I wanna see those breasts!
Make it spicy babe..
Me:
December 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Him:
I wanna see those breasts!
Make it spicy babe..
Me:
I wanna see those breasts!
Make it spicy babe..
Me: