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Flying Bear
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As we've all been talking about Bond today, why not enjoy the opening page of Ian Fleming's classic, "Goldfinger"?
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Thank goodness for ballistic vests for this kind of attack.

And what a relief there was only one sandwich.

Imagine if the attacker had a sub machine gun
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Rapture day! #grwm
September 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Escorts, bestcorts! Come in if you're saucy!

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Comic Strip Presents... - Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
Rik and Ade accidentally accept a contract to assassinate Nicholas Parsons
www.channel4.com
September 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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NEWS! Chris Mason: God, Nigel Farage is well fit. I fancy him loads newsthump.com/2025/08/29/c...
Chris Mason: God, Nigel Farage is well fit. I fancy him loads
I’m Chris Mason. Inexplicably, I’m the Political Editor for the BBC.
newsthump.com
August 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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"We didn't come here to listen to a load of stuff about famine and colonialism and genocide and being forced into exile, we came to hear some Irish folk songs!"
Our pals The Mary Wallopers have just been pulled off stage and the PA shut down at VictoriousFest in Portsmouth for taking out a 🇵🇸 flag and saying Free Palestine

Speak up against genocide in England and you're treated like a criminal

Up the Mary Wallopers 💚🤍🧡

Free Palestine!
Free the 6 counties!
August 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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There have been more DUP and TUV elected reps exposed as sex offenders, child abusers and pedophiles than Irish Drag Queens, so I'll be taking no lessons from them on how to protect kids.
August 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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Gonna need a scanning tunnelling electron microscope to play this violin
August 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
July 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
July 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I'll never get tired of posting this...
July 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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🎵 High on a hill stood a moany boat turd 🎶
July 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Another day, another revelation…
July 8, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Hands up if you’re dead.
July 8, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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This has just made me howl with laughter
July 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Overhead a girl in a cafe tell the group she was with that she'd never follow an influencer that old, after she saw me taking a photo of my lunch. I'm not an influencer, I'd just arranged my lunch into a cock and balls and was sending the pic to my mates. I'm 48.
June 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Every guy with a tragic backstory (in a movie):
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
'Kin 'ell!
YOUNG BOOZER!!!!!
Young Boozer announced his 2026 bid for Alabama treasurer, aiming to continue his long record of managing billions in state dollars.
June 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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June 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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I forced a bot to read over 1,000 episodes of Irish Times interviews with tech CEOs and then asked it to write an interview of its own. Here is the first page.
June 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Apt
June 4, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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One of my biggest successes in 'business' was in secondary school in the 80s, when I meticulously copied the colour code card from Jet Set Willy onto an inlay size card, using numbers related to the colours & a map on the reverse. Sold hundreds of them to kids in local schools.
June 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM