Castaignede
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My friend kept quoting my description back to me. So now this is what it says, Gav.
Just managed to eat my lunch without being pestered by the cat
a cartoon character named milhouse simpson is walking through a grassy field
ALT: a cartoon character named milhouse simpson is walking through a grassy field
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January 7, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Just managed to eat my lunch without being pestered by the cat
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I’m sorry I didn’t see your recent post about your family bereavement. I was scrolling past 200 videos of January callisthenics programmes for men over 40.
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I’m sorry I didn’t see your recent post about your family bereavement. I was scrolling past 200 videos of January callisthenics programmes for men over 40.
Harold Bishop will return in Avengers: Doomsday
January 7, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Harold Bishop will return in Avengers: Doomsday
My top tip if you discover that your bike has another puncture this morning, and you can’t work out where: first, remove the tyre from the bike. Then, fill a bath with water and, when it’s hot enough, slide in. Put on some music. Maybe read a book.
January 7, 2026 at 7:54 AM
My top tip if you discover that your bike has another puncture this morning, and you can’t work out where: first, remove the tyre from the bike. Then, fill a bath with water and, when it’s hot enough, slide in. Put on some music. Maybe read a book.
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Danish guy gets it
January 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Danish guy gets it
I’m sorry I didn’t see your recent post about your family bereavement. I was scrolling past 200 videos of January callisthenics programmes for men over 40.
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 AM
I’m sorry I didn’t see your recent post about your family bereavement. I was scrolling past 200 videos of January callisthenics programmes for men over 40.
I went for a walk in the snow. Took a video. Not on purpose.
January 5, 2026 at 12:13 PM
I went for a walk in the snow. Took a video. Not on purpose.
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
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But what if my allure just can’t be moderated?
December 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
But what if my allure just can’t be moderated?
But what if my allure just can’t be moderated?
December 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
But what if my allure just can’t be moderated?
Learned how to make mince pies all by myself. I’m self torte.
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Learned how to make mince pies all by myself. I’m self torte.
Walking in the Air - Smerins
Walking In The Air (Ska Version) - Smerins Anti-Social Club
YouTube video by Smerins Anti-Social Club
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December 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Walking in the Air - Smerins
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Bill Clinton just called on Trump to release the full Epstein Files, including all documents mentioning both Trump and Clinton.
“Refusal to do so will confirm the widespread suspicion the DOJ’s actions to date are not about transparency, but about insinuation.”
“Refusal to do so will confirm the widespread suspicion the DOJ’s actions to date are not about transparency, but about insinuation.”
December 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Bill Clinton just called on Trump to release the full Epstein Files, including all documents mentioning both Trump and Clinton.
“Refusal to do so will confirm the widespread suspicion the DOJ’s actions to date are not about transparency, but about insinuation.”
“Refusal to do so will confirm the widespread suspicion the DOJ’s actions to date are not about transparency, but about insinuation.”
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It's funny to think of all the things you allow into your house at Christmas that you wouldn't dream of doing at any other time of the year...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
It's funny to think of all the things you allow into your house at Christmas that you wouldn't dream of doing at any other time of the year...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
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“I hope this email finds you well”
How your email finds me:
How your email finds me:
December 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
“I hope this email finds you well”
How your email finds me:
How your email finds me:
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Since the very dawn of humanity, from the time we stopped being apes and started being humans, we imagine that people have looked at the heavens, seen the regular progression of the stars across the night sky, observed the movements of the planets, and asked themselves, "When is bins?"
August 23, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Since the very dawn of humanity, from the time we stopped being apes and started being humans, we imagine that people have looked at the heavens, seen the regular progression of the stars across the night sky, observed the movements of the planets, and asked themselves, "When is bins?"
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody will be able to live up to it
December 22, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Share an actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody will be able to live up to it
“I hope this email finds you well”
How your email finds me:
How your email finds me:
December 22, 2025 at 8:25 AM
“I hope this email finds you well”
How your email finds me:
How your email finds me:
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Santa Is Now Using AI
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Santa Is Now Using AI
When the paparazzi turn up after my Christmas party
December 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
When the paparazzi turn up after my Christmas party
❄️🎶 There's a worm outside your window,
And it's a worm of dread and fear 🎶❄
And it's a worm of dread and fear 🎶❄
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
❄️🎶 There's a worm outside your window,
And it's a worm of dread and fear 🎶❄
And it's a worm of dread and fear 🎶❄
It's funny to think of all the things you allow into your house at Christmas that you wouldn't dream of doing at any other time of the year...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
December 21, 2025 at 8:20 AM
It's funny to think of all the things you allow into your house at Christmas that you wouldn't dream of doing at any other time of the year...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
Bags of walnuts
The Radio Times
Grandparents...
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Spoiler alert: Epstein Island is number 1
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Spoiler alert: Epstein Island is number 1
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Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
Compulsory Christmas viewing m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...
Jeremy Lion 12 days of Christmas
YouTube video by YOUAGETUBE
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December 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Compulsory Christmas viewing m.youtube.com/watch?v=ugv1...