Andrew R
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What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is: “Have you ever seen a blue man naked?”
Mine is: “Have you ever seen a blue man naked?”
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"I need your clothes, your boots and your avatar"
Mine is:
"I need your clothes, your boots and your avatar"
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is:
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody avatar off!
Mine is:
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody avatar off!
December 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What’s everyone’s favourite Avatar quote?
Mine is: “Have you ever seen a blue man naked?”
Mine is: “Have you ever seen a blue man naked?”
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What would even be the point of being an author if you couldn’t use your footnotes for passive-aggressive comments for your wife?
December 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
What would even be the point of being an author if you couldn’t use your footnotes for passive-aggressive comments for your wife?
Make a Bond film casual:
From Russia With Best Wishes
From Russia With Best Wishes
Make a Bond film casual
The World Is Pretty Adequate
The World Is Pretty Adequate
Make a bond film casual
Physician Associate No
Physician Associate No
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Make a Bond film casual:
From Russia With Best Wishes
From Russia With Best Wishes
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It's that day again. Happy anniversary
December 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
It's that day again. Happy anniversary
Happy Foxing Day everyone! My kids are beside themselves with excitement, and have been up since 4:30am, blocking uppity women who won't agree with them.
Me, I'm just looking forward to the traditional singing of 'O kimono, ye faithful'
Me, I'm just looking forward to the traditional singing of 'O kimono, ye faithful'
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Happy Foxing Day everyone! My kids are beside themselves with excitement, and have been up since 4:30am, blocking uppity women who won't agree with them.
Me, I'm just looking forward to the traditional singing of 'O kimono, ye faithful'
Me, I'm just looking forward to the traditional singing of 'O kimono, ye faithful'
Got my brother in the family secret Santa and he likes his vinyl records… anyway, did you know that people on eBay sell you 50 carefully curated LPs for a tenner? What a bargain, and includes hard-to-find* classics like this…
*For good reason.
*For good reason.
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Got my brother in the family secret Santa and he likes his vinyl records… anyway, did you know that people on eBay sell you 50 carefully curated LPs for a tenner? What a bargain, and includes hard-to-find* classics like this…
*For good reason.
*For good reason.
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Well, the big day is tomorrow, so why not spread a bit of peace on Earth by remembering how many of us are united by the same little perennial details of Christmas Day with your festive bingo card. First to get a complete line wins their own weight in gold!
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Well, the big day is tomorrow, so why not spread a bit of peace on Earth by remembering how many of us are united by the same little perennial details of Christmas Day with your festive bingo card. First to get a complete line wins their own weight in gold!
There should be a sequel to A Christmas Carol; the story of the street urchin who runs into the butchers on Xmas morning, wanting to take the largest turkey in the shop, and claiming, without proof, that the biggest miser in town is paying for it.
Lordy, I bet he got the shit kicked out of him.
Lordy, I bet he got the shit kicked out of him.
December 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
There should be a sequel to A Christmas Carol; the story of the street urchin who runs into the butchers on Xmas morning, wanting to take the largest turkey in the shop, and claiming, without proof, that the biggest miser in town is paying for it.
Lordy, I bet he got the shit kicked out of him.
Lordy, I bet he got the shit kicked out of him.
Well, the big day is tomorrow, so why not spread a bit of peace on Earth by remembering how many of us are united by the same little perennial details of Christmas Day with your festive bingo card. First to get a complete line wins their own weight in gold!
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Well, the big day is tomorrow, so why not spread a bit of peace on Earth by remembering how many of us are united by the same little perennial details of Christmas Day with your festive bingo card. First to get a complete line wins their own weight in gold!
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Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
December 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
I'm reading "still being developed" as Trump having drawn the battleships himself, and given them features like invisibility, a button you can press to convert them into a submarine, and laser cannons that go "PEW! PEW! PEW!"
The U.S. Navy will buy up to 25 Trump-class "battleships," which will incorporate technologies that are still being developed.
How Donald Trump’s Battleships Will Compare to Current Navy Fleet
www.newsweek.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I'm reading "still being developed" as Trump having drawn the battleships himself, and given them features like invisibility, a button you can press to convert them into a submarine, and laser cannons that go "PEW! PEW! PEW!"
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The great cosmic dance, our endless revolution around our life-giving star, continues with inevitability beyond the reach of human mechanism. We have passed the solstice and, in a natural cycle 4.6Bn years old, the last-minute Christmas gift spam has stopped & I have my first Boxing Day sale email.
December 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
The great cosmic dance, our endless revolution around our life-giving star, continues with inevitability beyond the reach of human mechanism. We have passed the solstice and, in a natural cycle 4.6Bn years old, the last-minute Christmas gift spam has stopped & I have my first Boxing Day sale email.
Well, as it's the week for it...
Since the very dawn of humanity, from the time we stopped being apes and started being humans, we imagine that people have looked at the heavens, seen the regular progression of the stars across the night sky, observed the movements of the planets, and asked themselves, "When is bins?"
December 22, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Well, as it's the week for it...
Anyone thinking this is the longest night has clearly never been to a dinner party I’ve hosted.
December 21, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Anyone thinking this is the longest night has clearly never been to a dinner party I’ve hosted.
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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If stupid Starmer had simply stuck the NHS budget on Karen to win, when the general gave this sound financial advice last month, then we could all have had gold-plated hospitals and a year off income tax!
My gambling record is fairly atrocious but Alex and Karen both look extremely good value to win #Strictly imho
December 20, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If stupid Starmer had simply stuck the NHS budget on Karen to win, when the general gave this sound financial advice last month, then we could all have had gold-plated hospitals and a year off income tax!
The haters who said I’d never achieve anything in life must be feeling pretty stupid right now.
December 20, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The haters who said I’d never achieve anything in life must be feeling pretty stupid right now.
Perfect December walk weather this morning; cold, crisp, bright and dry. Frozen-over puddles and frost still on the fields. Makes a chap glad to be alive.
December 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Perfect December walk weather this morning; cold, crisp, bright and dry. Frozen-over puddles and frost still on the fields. Makes a chap glad to be alive.
Bit of a panic here - it's Jesus's birthday on Thursday and I still don't have a clue what to get him.
Has anybody else bought him pliers?
Has anybody else bought him pliers?
December 20, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Bit of a panic here - it's Jesus's birthday on Thursday and I still don't have a clue what to get him.
Has anybody else bought him pliers?
Has anybody else bought him pliers?
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Are you sure it wasn't because you are a complete mental who makes shit up
December 19, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Are you sure it wasn't because you are a complete mental who makes shit up
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Surely more of a blow to lepidopterists who had previously thought the cardinal to be a butterfly?
December 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Surely more of a blow to lepidopterists who had previously thought the cardinal to be a butterfly?
A blow for taxonomists, who until now have not classed Moth as a primate.
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
Bishop Richard Moth named as new Archbishop of Westminster
The new leader of the Catholic Church in England and Wales has been appointed by the Pope.
news.sky.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
A blow for taxonomists, who until now have not classed Moth as a primate.