Andrew R
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The post of a man who has *frequently* complained about not being invited on the BBC, as though it’s his fucking birthright
For a guy who loves to paint people as far right for sharing views that the far right have, here’s Joly*n agreeing with the far right that we should get rid of the BBC.
November 11, 2025 at 1:03 PM
The post of a man who has *frequently* complained about not being invited on the BBC, as though it’s his fucking birthright
Nice to see that, in these times of increasing uncertainty, that Jolyon reliably remains a fucking idiot.
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Nice to see that, in these times of increasing uncertainty, that Jolyon reliably remains a fucking idiot.
Sheesh, just do a new film where Bond is a vampire. He still gets to wear a tux, kill people, sneak around at night, and sex up ladies, just now he has to get invited into volcano lairs.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Sheesh, just do a new film where Bond is a vampire. He still gets to wear a tux, kill people, sneak around at night, and sex up ladies, just now he has to get invited into volcano lairs.
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
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One thing not being said - indeed, I think everyone misses this - but the requirement for the BBC to show impartiality and balance relates to the politics of *this* country, there’s no requirement to show some mythical balance globally, only to report the truth without fear or favour.
November 10, 2025 at 8:40 AM
One thing not being said - indeed, I think everyone misses this - but the requirement for the BBC to show impartiality and balance relates to the politics of *this* country, there’s no requirement to show some mythical balance globally, only to report the truth without fear or favour.
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Looking forward to a bbc news report where the newsreader throws over to a bbc reporter who is standing outside the place the newsreader is saying that he or she is outside the BBC and had approached the BBC for comment and no one from the BBc was available before throwing back inside.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Looking forward to a bbc news report where the newsreader throws over to a bbc reporter who is standing outside the place the newsreader is saying that he or she is outside the BBC and had approached the BBC for comment and no one from the BBc was available before throwing back inside.
Loved the 1st part of David Olusoga's Empire. It's important we remember that although the empire did enslave people, work them to death, deliberately starve them, fuel civil war, and let a private army seize ¼ of a country, it did also make everyone on one specific street in Bath massively rich.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Loved the 1st part of David Olusoga's Empire. It's important we remember that although the empire did enslave people, work them to death, deliberately starve them, fuel civil war, and let a private army seize ¼ of a country, it did also make everyone on one specific street in Bath massively rich.
I'm pretty sure that the frisbee is the smallest round thing on the list, which just underlines what a con it is describing it as 'ultimate'.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I'm pretty sure that the frisbee is the smallest round thing on the list, which just underlines what a con it is describing it as 'ultimate'.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
Get back to me when its diameter is greater than the rings of Saturn, marketing nonces.
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Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection.
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection.
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
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WORD OF THE DAY.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
WORD OF THE DAY.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Excellent.
To give up spreadsheets for forty days.
Bird feeder attracted the usual crowd of small birds this morning.
Then a sparrowhawk sat by it, presumably planning to just sit there with its mouth open and hope for the best.
Then an absolutely fucking furious magpie chased the sparrowhawk away.
Birds, man. They've got a lot of shit going on.
Then a sparrowhawk sat by it, presumably planning to just sit there with its mouth open and hope for the best.
Then an absolutely fucking furious magpie chased the sparrowhawk away.
Birds, man. They've got a lot of shit going on.
November 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Bird feeder attracted the usual crowd of small birds this morning.
Then a sparrowhawk sat by it, presumably planning to just sit there with its mouth open and hope for the best.
Then an absolutely fucking furious magpie chased the sparrowhawk away.
Birds, man. They've got a lot of shit going on.
Then a sparrowhawk sat by it, presumably planning to just sit there with its mouth open and hope for the best.
Then an absolutely fucking furious magpie chased the sparrowhawk away.
Birds, man. They've got a lot of shit going on.
Very excited that Amazon has green lit my documentary series about WWII.
It will show how every battle was won by a GI called Christian Whiteguy, singlehandedly. Like, literally, there weren't even any other soldiers there, just Christian mowing down the enemy and occasionally endorsing products.
It will show how every battle was won by a GI called Christian Whiteguy, singlehandedly. Like, literally, there weren't even any other soldiers there, just Christian mowing down the enemy and occasionally endorsing products.
November 9, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Very excited that Amazon has green lit my documentary series about WWII.
It will show how every battle was won by a GI called Christian Whiteguy, singlehandedly. Like, literally, there weren't even any other soldiers there, just Christian mowing down the enemy and occasionally endorsing products.
It will show how every battle was won by a GI called Christian Whiteguy, singlehandedly. Like, literally, there weren't even any other soldiers there, just Christian mowing down the enemy and occasionally endorsing products.
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Local firework displays are in full swing and upsetting my cat. He hates fireworks - not because of the noise - he just can't stand the thought of people enjoying themselves.
November 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Local firework displays are in full swing and upsetting my cat. He hates fireworks - not because of the noise - he just can't stand the thought of people enjoying themselves.
Watching Synchronicity on Amazon. Good lord, it wants to be Primer soooo badly.
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Watching Synchronicity on Amazon. Good lord, it wants to be Primer soooo badly.
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The most difficult jobs in Britain are Chancellor of the Exchequer and #CelebrityTraitors series 2 casting director
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 AM
The most difficult jobs in Britain are Chancellor of the Exchequer and #CelebrityTraitors series 2 casting director
Explain a film plot badly:
Renton and associates try in vein.
Renton and associates try in vein.
Explain a film plot badly:
Ginger kid spends seven movies being a gooseberry
Ginger kid spends seven movies being a gooseberry
Explain a film plot badly:
Two detectives fail to catch a biblical serial killer & one of the detectives doesn’t need a divorce at the end.
Two detectives fail to catch a biblical serial killer & one of the detectives doesn’t need a divorce at the end.
November 7, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Explain a film plot badly:
Renton and associates try in vein.
Renton and associates try in vein.
Big Submarine doesn't want you eating up all their delicious fuel, costume-rs, because then you wouldn't have to buy toilet paper, or something!
Wake up, sheeple!
Wake up, sheeple!
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Big Submarine doesn't want you eating up all their delicious fuel, costume-rs, because then you wouldn't have to buy toilet paper, or something!
Wake up, sheeple!
Wake up, sheeple!
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I'm genuinely astonished that at some point David didn't vote for Claudia
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm genuinely astonished that at some point David didn't vote for Claudia
I wish to revise my earlier question… Is Nick running the country?
Why isn’t Nick running the country?
#CelebrityTraitors
#CelebrityTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I wish to revise my earlier question… Is Nick running the country?
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The king to prince andrew
November 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The king to prince andrew
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I vote for the next series of A House Through Time to be spiced up with explosives if David Olusoga doesn’t unearth the history in time. #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I vote for the next series of A House Through Time to be spiced up with explosives if David Olusoga doesn’t unearth the history in time. #celebritytraitors
ELECTRIC CAR DRIVERS, dodge the per-mile tax by simply checking your manual for the process to switch your vehicle to working in kilometres.
November 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
ELECTRIC CAR DRIVERS, dodge the per-mile tax by simply checking your manual for the process to switch your vehicle to working in kilometres.
Does anyone know where I can stream the Saudi Arabian version of Grand Designs?
November 6, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Does anyone know where I can stream the Saudi Arabian version of Grand Designs?
Actually, although it's commonly known as 'The FIFA Peace Prize' its correct name is 'The Jewelled Rimmer Trophy'
Trump ally Infantino to award first Fifa Peace Prize at World Cup draw in DC
Fifa unveils a new Peace Prize to be awarded at the 2026 World Cup draw in Washington, citing a mission to honor efforts to end conflict
www.theguardian.com
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Actually, although it's commonly known as 'The FIFA Peace Prize' its correct name is 'The Jewelled Rimmer Trophy'