sharkastic.bsky.social
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I would refuse to participate unless they agreed to play the whole song. Absolute red line for me
January 16, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Already been done, I'm afraid. Michael Winner chose You're Beautiful by James Blunt
January 16, 2026 at 5:21 PM
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Look anyone who claims not to have their (working draft) DID list in their notes app is a coward and a liar
January 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM
I wonder if anyone has ever taken John Cage's 4'33
January 16, 2026 at 5:15 PM
... on a full pension, I presume
January 16, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Incredible piece of Search Engine Optimisation
January 16, 2026 at 2:05 PM
As long as he doesn't do any public remembrancing he'll be fine
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I think that's because Reform supporters only make indeterminate grunting sounds
January 16, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Partridge I Dont Know GIF
Alt: Alan partridge shrug
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January 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Maybe it was ghost written?
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Isn't that a much more honest answer to the basic premise, "what 8 tracks would you take with you to a desert island?".

The thing that annoys me is the disparity between the credits given to classical works ("composed, performed, conducted, solo") compared to "pop" selections ("song by artist")
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I prefer that to obviously focused-grouped lies like, for example, Keir Starmer's
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 11:28 AM
You probably know this, but after independence, Ireland* renamed a few of its counties, but forgot to actually make the legislation. Possibly no one still alive uses the old name except lawyers, who have to.

*Also accidentally legalised drugs like ecstasy for a day in 2015
January 16, 2026 at 12:23 PM
January 16, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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SCAM ALERT – IMPORTANT

The cat has already been fed.
January 16, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Could you hum it for us?
January 16, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Took me a few goes at parsing that to realise you weren't talking about the charge card. This is because I am an idiot
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 AM
No, he's just that stupid
January 16, 2026 at 11:21 AM
The phrase "David Frost's telegraph column" also sums up much that is wrong with British politics
January 16, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Small and mushroom shaped, apparently
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 AM
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And today on Blue Peter, we’ll be showing you how you can make your own Nobel Prize Medal, using milk bottle tops, pipe cleaners and some sticky-backed plastic.
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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Oh wow. Trump got a hand-me-down Nobel Peace Prize! Did you know:

It would not be the first time a Nobel laureate has given his or her medal away: in 1943 Nobel Literature laureate Knut Hamsun gave his medal to Nazi propaganda minister Joseph Goebbels.
January 16, 2026 at 2:19 AM